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    Southern Disease report

    http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30358366

    Chikungunya found in lower southern provinces

    Breaking News November 12, 2018 11:14
    By The Nation


    More than 500 people have been infected with the Chikungunya virus in Thailand’s southern provinces this year, a senior public health official said Monday.



    Doctor Suwitthampalo, director of the 12th Disease Control Office, said 538 people had been diagnosed with the virus between January 1 and October 30, broken down as 213 in Satun, 192 in Narathiwat, 207 in Songkhla and 15 in Trang.
    The virus causes fever and joint pain, similar to dengue but doesn’t lead to internal bleeding.
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    And in other news, bears have been identified defecating in woods.

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    I thought you wer e going to expose all the “lard marf mockney cants”

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    And in other news, bears have been identified defecating in woods.
    Bears most certainly do defecate in the woods, but as there has not been a case of chikungunya virus infection in Thailand since, if I recall correctly 2013, I would rather think this is somewhat important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Bears most certainly do defecate in the woods, but as there has not been a case of chikungunya virus infection in Thailand since, if I recall correctly 2013, I would rather think this is somewhat important.

    Well.....

    Thai health officials battle chikungunya in Phuket

    by ROBERT HERRIMAN
    June 3, 2014
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    At least 85 people are being treated for chikungunya in hospitals in the southern Thailand city of Phuket, according to The Phuket Public Health Office (PPHO), which prompted authorities to set up a task force and a “war room” to get the outbreak under control.


    Thai health officials battle chikungunya in Phuket - Outbreak News Today
    And since it's often misdiagnosed as Dengue, I'd hazard a guess that it's never really gone away.

    From what I can remember it usually comes over the border from Malaysia, and they were surprised when it got as far north as Phuket.

    It will be in Croydon and Dorking sometime in the near future I reckon.

    https://www.verywellhealth.com/chiku...n-what-1958962

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    Mea culpa. I was a year out off memory.

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    is this like zackery decease.
    A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking through the phone book, she came upon a Chinese doctor (sex therapist) named Dr. Chang.
    When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away from me across da froor"...
    She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, "Now.you crawl real fass back to me," and she did.
    Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case of Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem"...
    The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary Disease, that when your face look ZACHARY like your arse"...

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