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    Scouse Moron In Trouble In Chiang Mai

    CHIANG MAI — A Briton and Canadian face 10 years in prison and a 1 million baht fine for tagging an ancient, historical wall in Chiang Mai.
    British man Lee Furlong and Canadian national Brittney Lorretta Katherine Schneider, both 23, were arrested Thursday afternoon on suspicion of spray-painting a portion of the city’s Tha Phae Gate.
    Security camera from a nearby cafe shows four foreigners approaching the site at about 4am on Thursday. Two of them approach the wall and one begins to spray it. Apparently realizing it was misspelled, the vandal returns to fix it to say “Scouser Lee B.”
    “Scouser” is British slang for a Liverpool native.

    Furlong told police he and the group were drunk and walking back to their guesthouses. Along the way he saw a spray can on the ground so he picked it up and looked for something to paint.
    Col. Teerasak Sriprasert, chief of Chiang Mai police, said the two under arrest could be jailed for 10 years and fined 1 million baht. Though what they are accused of amounts to vandalism, he said a heavy penalty must be imposed as they desecrated a historical site highly valued by the public.
    Police are looking for the other two foreigners who were at the scene.
    Tha Phae Gate dates back to 1296 and the reign of King Mengrai, who founded the Lanna kingdom which later became Chiang Mai. The gate and wall today are modern reproductions erected in 1985 from an old photograph of the gate from 1899.





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    Off with his head!

    Or hands.

    Why do some people think they have the right to spray whatever they want on whatever they want where ever they want? Arrogant bastards. Make him clean it off with his tongue.

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    Feckin scouse twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Why do some people think they have the right to spray whatever they want on whatever they want where ever they want? Arrogant bastards. Make him clean it off with his tongue.
    Perhaps it's not so unusual for them in their life?

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    your typical Brit in vacation, why the outrage ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    your typical Brit in vacation, why the outrage ?


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    Agree with buttfly





    But in this instance try as a might i cannot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Along the way he saw a spray can on the ground so he picked it up
    Lying scouse barsteward.

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    Surprised that taxi in the OP wasn't on bricks with the wheels nicked. Fecking mickey mousers eh?

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    wall is only 33 years old then, fake wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Originally Posted by cyrille
    Along the way he saw a spray can on the ground so he picked it up
    Luckily, it was not with a novichok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    Luckily, it was not with a novichok...
    As it was a scooser, I would have thought upachok would be more likely....

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    Eh...?

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    Up a chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Eh...?
    Up chuck, vomet, puke, sick up ..... it was a try....

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    Its like a dyslexic convention trying to solve a crossword puzzle

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    He'll kop it, at least for the time in prison he'll have the satisfaction that he'll never wank alone

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    Apparently the Canadian bird offered him a blow job, but he refused in case it affected his dole money.

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    A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I"m looking for a job."The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We"ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You"ll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year."The scouser said, "You"re bullshitting me!"The man behind the counter replied, "Well, you bloody started it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    I would have thought upachok would be more likely
    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    it was a try....
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    a scooser
    ...looks like another fail...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Off with his head!

    Or hands.

    Why do some people think they have the right to spray whatever they want on whatever they want where ever they want? Arrogant bastards. Make him clean it off with his tongue.

    We're about due for a good public beheading.
    Damn Foreigners.


    Time to close the borders.

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    Bloody foreign savages. Why can't they be civilised like the rest of us?

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    They should build a wall around Scousertown

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