Thread: Chiang Rai English Teacher John Malone Dies after Tragic Road Crash

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

He was a drunken whore fucker pissed out of his brains driving naked around town in the early hours of the morning during a working week.

OMG, when are you going to learn how to READ you idiot. HE WAS IN THE BACK SEAT. HE WAS NOT DRIVING.

TRY to read what was written not make up shit as you go along.

Look here fookers,

At the end of the day it was a Tefler fuking a scank whore in the back of a fookin car and Tefler was Offed.

No fookin biggy is it fookers.

Millions more floating around this shit house.

Yes, I know I'm right.

Ta eh.

I don't know... It just seems weird to me. Some pieces of the puzzle doesn't seem to fit.

Maybe, its just my imagination, but.....

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't know... It just seems weird to me. Some pieces of the puzzle doesn't seem to fit.

Because all we have to go on is what Thai journalists have reported what Thai cops have speculated on (and then our own tinted speculations on top of that). A Thai version of Chinese whispers.

Seems very clear to me.

Scank Tefler fuking whore in Car because he has paid short time.

Car going at warp speed so Tefler does not run out of money.

Car crashes, Tefler dead.

Lek is very pissed off because she did not take money up front.

Easy innit.

Avoid Teflers is the only answer innit.

Ta.

Not my fault, the voices have spoken and I abide.

I tend to agree with them though.

All of Thailand know that farang Tefling filth are the dregs of the Earth.

That's why they all flock to Thailand.

Cheers Ta.

All good innit.

Christ, are you still dribbling on with the same old shyte over multiple threads?

Originally Posted by taxexile

or a chewie

you might be right - did he bleed to death because she bit his cock off ?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Christ, are you still dribbling on with the same old shyte over multiple threads?

Oh,

I'm very fucking sorry for fuking up your life.

But take this on-board ya rancid fookin cunta.

When I wake up in the morning I'm semi-normal but when you wake up ya still a worthless wankstain of a Tefler.

Live with it fuker.

Ta Eh.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't know... It just seems weird to me. Some pieces of the puzzle doesn't seem to fit.

Because all we have to go on is what Thai journalists have reported what Thai cops have speculated on (and then our own tinted speculations on top of that). A Thai version of Chinese whispers.

Don't be such a fucking stupid twat. Haven't you seen the pictures of the aftermath? He was bollock naked as indeed was the whoopsie. They were pissed/stoned out of their gourds and the driver crashed the car they were that fucking banjaxed. And on a weekday night when he should have been home preparing the next day's tutorials/seminars/lessons. A crash that occurred at 0040 hrs after a night out on the bevy or do you think they were just out at a late night spa and didn't want to waste time getting dressed and were rushing home for a last Horlicks before they caught cold????
Christ, even fucking Insp. Clouseau could work that one out. You blind pillock.

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't know... It just seems weird to me. Some pieces of the puzzle doesn't seem to fit.

Maybe, its just my imagination, but.....

Perhaps it's ....just because.....you are a little.........demented?

Originally Posted by Eliminator

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

He was a drunken whore fucker pissed out of his brains driving naked around town in the early hours of the morning during a working week.

OMG, when are you going to learn how to READ you idiot. HE WAS IN THE BACK SEAT. HE WAS NOT DRIVING.

TRY to read what was written not make up shit as you go along.

Typo, mofo, 'driven', not driving.Christ, for a frazzled old fucker you sure are a pedantic twat.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't know... It just seems weird to me. Some pieces of the puzzle doesn't seem to fit.

Maybe, its just my imagination, but.....

Perhaps it's ....just because.....you are a little.........demented?

Aren't we all?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Don't be such a fucking stupid twat.

Good morning to you, too, SeekingSomething...

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Aren't we all?

Heh...Give him hell, Fawn...

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I haven't read all the posts... late to the party.. I don't condemn the guy for getting frisky in the back seat of a car (teacher or not)... he wasn't bonking on school grounds, sex isn't a crime... just my opinion.

Wasn't having sex

Originally Posted by Chiangraibutterfly

Wasn't having sex

what does that mean ? and why are you the authority ?

https://www.facebook.com/Admintlc/vi...type=2&theater

If you cannot open it, its an interview with the ambulance crew who were at the scene within minutes , they state that John Malone and the Thai Woman were both fully clothed and they cut his trousers off to place a splint on his leg

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

I don't know... It just seems weird to me. Some pieces of the puzzle doesn't seem to fit.

Because all we have to go on is what Thai journalists have reported what Thai cops have speculated on (and then our own tinted speculations on top of that). A Thai version of Chinese whispers.

Don't be such a fucking stupid twat. Haven't you seen the pictures of the aftermath? He was bollock naked as indeed was the whoopsie. They were pissed/stoned out of their gourds and the driver crashed the car they were that fucking banjaxed. And on a weekday night when he should have been home preparing the next day's tutorials/seminars/lessons. A crash that occurred at 0040 hrs after a night out on the bevy or do you think they were just out at a late night spa and didn't want to waste time getting dressed and were rushing home for a last Horlicks before they caught cold????
Christ, even fucking Insp. Clouseau could work that one out. You blind pillock.

So they weren't having sex after all, it's just your fertile imagination running away with you again.
Fluke said they were not having sex.

Originally Posted by Fluke

https://www.facebook.com/Admintlc/vi...type=2&theater

If you cannot open it, its an interview with the ambulance crew who were at the scene within minutes , they state that John Malone and the Thai Woman were both fully clothed and they cut his trousers off to place a splint on his leg

Thanks for posting that, Fluke.

It is not certain but in the video he is clearly shown to have been flung from the rear of the vehicle during the final 'pirouette' and he comes to rest lying on his side without any clothes. Quite why the paramedic would wish to scissor off his underwear too is not clear - the stickyboy photos show him naked on the stretcher.

The entire event is unfortunate if wrongly attributed by the Thai arriving at the scene but then, it is such an odd thing to speculate upon. The girl too was pictured in an unclothed state in situ in the vehicle.

Also, given his injuries no paramedic team would fuck around with him on the ground pissing about with leg splints which could be applied with or without the vestiges of his pants.- immediate transport to hospital after ensuring his airway was clear, his neck braced and staunching any blood flow would be the immediate task.

I wouldn't be surprised if the interview had been a favour...........anyway, why the interview at all? A simple later clarification by the police or medical authorities via a statement would be the normal course of action.