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  1. 25-05-2016, 05:42 PM #1
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    Chachoengsao - Python In Toilet Bites Man On Penis

    Today, a man in Chachoengsao province woke up and performed his usual bowel movement on the toilet. At the five-minute mark, the episode took a surprising turn when a python emerged from the toilet water and bit him in the penis.

    Atthaporn Boonmarkchuai, 38, said he had to pull himself together when a 3.5-meter python suddenly appeared between his legs and sank its fangs into the tip of his penis at approximately 6:30am....

    Python emerges from toilet to bite homeowner's penis | Coconuts Bangkok
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  2. 25-05-2016, 05:45 PM #2
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    Just an excuse to get his wife to suck the poison out....
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  3. 25-05-2016, 05:52 PM #3
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    Pics and video...

    Toilet terror as python bites man's penis while he sits on the loo before bloody battle ensues - Mirror Online

    Hours later and yer man can raise...well, a smile at least.

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  4. 25-05-2016, 05:53 PM #4
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    Pedantically, cobras aren't classified in the same family as pythons.

    Cobras are a sub-type viper.
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  5. 25-05-2016, 05:55 PM #5
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    ^Fixed....
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  6. 25-05-2016, 06:03 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann View Post
    Today, a man in Chachoengsao province woke up and performed his usual bowel movement on the toilet. At the five-minute mark, the episode took a surprising turn when a python emerged from the toilet water and bit him in the penis.

    Atthaporn Boonmarkchuai, 38, said he had to pull himself together when a 3.5-meter python suddenly appeared between his legs and sank its fangs into the tip of his penis at approximately 6:30am....

    Python emerges from toilet to bite homeowner's penis | Coconuts Bangkok
    "This thread is worthless without pics."

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  7. 25-05-2016, 06:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    Pics and video...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    "This thread is worthless without pics."
    They are pretty gory.
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  8. 25-05-2016, 06:16 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    bit him in the penis
    Fukinhell!!! IN the penis, wow - that must've been some trip...
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  9. 25-05-2016, 06:57 PM #9
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    Chachoengsao is quite pleasant, and easy to get to from Central Bangkok by train.

    I dont recommend the religious theme park a few miles away though. Very popular with Thais, but can give it a swerve
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  10. 25-05-2016, 07:33 PM #10
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  11. 25-05-2016, 10:10 PM #11
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    I've had hemorrhoids bleed more than that...
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  12. 26-05-2016, 11:20 AM #12
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    How the big python found such a small creature to to put the teeth into is amazing. Lucky bastard that thing could have wrapped around his fat neck and kill him in the crapper.
    Suicide Thai style
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  13. 26-05-2016, 01:34 PM #13
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    Obviously the python hadn't been syphoned correctly.
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  14. 26-05-2016, 01:35 PM #14
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    When I read the headline I assumed it was a load of bollocks
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  15. 27-05-2016, 03:14 AM #15
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    What a load of shit, how does a Python live down a drain pipe, and the Python chose to surface when the seat was covered by his arse.
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  16. 27-05-2016, 04:06 AM #16
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    perhaps the chap was doing one of those Satan dumps and the snake could not take it any more.
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  17. 29-05-2016, 10:51 AM #17
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  18. 29-05-2016, 06:29 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Pedantically, cobras aren't classified in the same family as pythons.

    Cobras are a sub-type viper.


    Cobras are elapids, not vipers.

    Pedantically, of course.
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