Thread: Bangkok bus hand ‘public masturbator’ to police

Get that bus regularly and they do get packed so the leaning is unavoidable, usually a few wankers on it.

Was he wanking over the little sexpot in the yellow shirt?

Being a wanker you'd have thought they'd cuff him from behind so he couldn't get into more trouble?

^^ Lemme check her Facebook for that selfie....

How on earth does a fella get himself into that situation in the first place, does he get up in the morning and make the decision to go whack one out over a girl in a crowded bus or does an uncontrollable urge come upon him all of a sudden? Either way it's very messed up but at least he's been caught so he might not progress to more serious crimes.

Originally Posted by Stinky

How on earth does a fella get himself into that situation in the first place, does he get up in the morning and make the decision to go whack one out over a girl in a crowded bus or does an uncontrollable urge come upon him all of a sudden? Either way it's very messed up but at least he's been caught so he might not progress to more serious crimes.

It seems like this particular chap gets up in the morning, on the bus, at the supermarket, at the noodle stall...

Originally Posted by Stinky

does he get up in the morning and make the decision to go whack one out over a girl in a crowded bus

Oh yes.

Anticipation would no doubt make the sick pervert aroused.

Then, whilst being already aroused, each touch of the trouser upon the gorged member would take the sicko closer to climax, until the pain can be tolerated no more.
Then, it's whip the old chap out, couple of quick tugs, jobs a good un.

Probably.

So, what is the level of punishment one receives for stroking the beast on a public bus?

Curious.

What's all that white stuff in his hair?

On second thoughts, don't answer that.

that a man cannot legally drain his overflowing tanks when uncontrollably and intentionally provoked by the close presence of a loamy loined young minx, barely out of her teens, in a tight sweater that accentuates both the swell and heft of her luscious breasts, hints provocatively at the firmness and undoubted arousal of the strawberry nipples beneath and with a tight mini skirt that only serves to further fan those fiery passions that roar and swirl in the depths of a mans trouser department is a crime against freedom, morality and god and furthermore is a gross breach of his human rights.

praise be to allah.

Originally Posted by taxexile

that a man cannot legally drain his overflowing tanks when uncontrollably and intentionally provoked by the close presence of a loamy loined young minx, barely out of her teens, in a tight sweater that accentuates both the swell and heft of her luscious breasts, hints provocatively at the firmness and undoubted arousal of the strawberry nipples beneath and with a tight mini skirt that only serves to ignite those fiery passions that foam and swirl in the depths of a mans trouser department is a crime against freedom, morality and god and furthermore is a gross breach of his human rights.

Bravo sir.

Hope you don't mind, had to knock one out reading that.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by taxexile

that a man cannot legally drain his overflowing tanks when uncontrollably and intentionally provoked by the close presence of a loamy loined young minx, barely out of her teens, in a tight sweater that accentuates both the swell and heft of her luscious breasts, hints provocatively at the firmness and undoubted arousal of the strawberry nipples beneath and with a tight mini skirt that only serves to ignite those fiery passions that foam and swirl in the depths of a mans trouser department is a crime against freedom, morality and god and furthermore is a gross breach of his human rights.

Bravo sir.

Hope you don't mind, had to knock one out reading that.

Hope you're not on a Bus

Originally Posted by boloa

Bangkok bus hand ‘public masturbator’ to police



While most buses in Bangkok speed on the roads to make more trips, the driver and conductor of bus no. 140 had the decency to make a pit stop and hand over a pervert who allegedly jerked off to a female passenger to police yesterday.

Bus 140 stopped on Ratchaprarop road yesterday to wait for police to arrest the 20-year-old alleged public masturbator, only identified as “Patpong,” who was held by the conductor and other passengers after his creepy behavior.

The victim, whose identity is withheld, told the police Patpong leaned against her back and masturbated, according to police radio JS100.

Pongpat told the police he's unemployed. As the victim did not want to take legal action, police only charged Pongpat with public obscenity, INN News reported.

Bangkok bus hand ?public masturbator? to police

Just looking at this pic again and it appears that they may have pixelated the hint of a nipple poking through her t-shirt.

One can only presume that he isn't familiar with the wank bank's saving system as withdrawals and deposits in such situations tend not to be appreciated by the rest of the human race.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by Stinky

does he get up in the morning and make the decision to go whack one out over a girl in a crowded bus

Oh yes.

Anticipation would no doubt make the sick pervert aroused.

Then, whilst being already aroused, each touch of the trouser upon the gorged member would take the sicko closer to climax, until the pain can be tolerated no more.
Then, it's whip the old chap out, couple of quick tugs, jobs a good un.

Probably.

A very perceptive explanation, probably.

Patpong tossed off a bus, only in LOS !
Will he be done with Tosserright infringements?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Get that bus regularly and they do get packed so the leaning is unavoidable, usually a few wankers on it.

Bus WANKER

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Get that bus regularly and they do get packed so the leaning is unavoidable, usually a few wankers on it.

There would be at least one wanker if you were on that bus!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Just looking at this pic again and it appears that they may have pixelated the hint of a nipple poking through her t-shirt.

More likely the King's emblem or an identifying logo of some such..

Originally Posted by taxexile

undoubted arousal of the strawberry nipples

She's a young Thai so her nipples are likely to be the same size as a brown hued Jelly Tot.

Sorry, can only give 9.5 out of 10 for that post.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Was he wanking over the little sexpot in the yellow shirt?

Can't blame him really

Is the policeman smoking whilst on duty?

All persons arrested should be handcuffed behind their backs for officer's safety (something the Thai cops never learn) but especially this one.