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    'Furious masturbators' flash Phuket expat motorist in midday moment of madness

    Queer News: 'Furious masturbators' flash Phuket expat motorist in midday moment of madness

    'Furious masturbators' flash Phuket expat motorist in midday moment of madness


    Phuket Gazette – Thursday, August 30, 2012 1100 AM


    Keep an eye out for the recently sighted 'furious masturbators' of the jungle. If you get the urge, call the police.


    PHUKET: An American expat has told of her shock at witnessing two men furiously masturbating by the side of the road in the Patong-Karon hills.

    Long-term expat Amy Bensema, 36, was driving her motorbike home on August 19 when she spotted two naked “Asian-looking men” masturbating and shouting obscenities at passing cars and motorbikes.

    The incident happened just after 4pm, a few meters before the corner where the Secret Cliff Resort is located. Ms Bensema had just finished work in Bang Tao and was en route home to Nai Harn.

    She said there were lots of cars and motorbikes passing the men at the time and that at least 10 people must have witnessed the “shocking scene”.

    “It was crazy. The men walked out of the jungle on the right-hand side of the road. They were naked and both were masturbating. As I got closer, I saw they were going at it furiously [sic] and one used his free hand to throw cans at cars,” she said.

    As Ms Bensema got closer the men both shouted for her to “Come here”.

    “They were wagging their tongues and making horrible faces at me,” she said.

    “At that point I turned away, accelerated and didn't look back.”

    Ms Bensema stopped at a construction site on the other side of the hill and told a security guard what had happened.

    “He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was. He told me to go to the police station to report the incident,” she said.

    Ms Bensema stopped at a police box in Karon and then at Chalong Police Station to report the incident.

    Chalong Police Sub-Inspector Sutham Sriprasom confirmed the incident was recorded and that a verbal complaint had been made. He urged members of the public to call the police if anyone witnesses a similar act.

    “We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime, but if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht,” he said.

    Ms Bensema, who has lived and worked on the island for more than five years, said she hoped the police could catch the men.

    “It’s not safe to have people like that running around. I really hope that no one was walking up there, who knows what would have happened,” she said.

    This is not the first time Ms Bensema has been the victim of “flashing” on Phuket.

    “A similar incident happened to me in Nai Harn a few years ago. It’s crazy that people would do that in public. I think people should know that these things happen so they can stay safe and be careful when driving alone.”

    If you witnessed the incident on August 19, or witness a similar crime, officers at Chalong Police Station can be contacted directly at 076-381247 or 191 for emergencies.
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    They would have been taking yabaa....methamphetamine....for sure. I saw a doco once and a woman got taken to hospital, where she got put into a padded cell and masturbated for 16 hours (presumably intermittently). The doctor said it stimulates the system unbelievably.

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    She should have yelled "lek nu" and kept on going.

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    If you get the urge, call the police.
    Weird advice. Do they come round and give you a quick tug if you're feeling frisky?

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    “We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime
    of course if it had been a foreigner reported for publicly masturbating then there would have been a press conference, the local papers would have been full of it, helicopters would have been mobilised and a manhunt would be underway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    of course if it had been a foreigner reported for publicly masturbating then there would have been a press conference, the local papers would have been full of it, helicopters would have been mobilised and a manhunt would be underway.
    Foreigner would have been plastered all over news even if privately masturbating.


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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime
    They were obviously drugged out of their minds, or just completely insane. They were shoutng "come here" to the woman. If they'd found a woman it could have easily become a "big crime". Should be taken more seriously, they are obviously a danger to other people, chance to prevent a serious crime

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
    'Furious masturbators'
    Why are they so angry?...

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    If I'm riding home today and see 2 Thai women masturbating and calling to me, I'll be sure to tell the police how shocked I am.

    In the police department we used to catch men quite frequently spanking it in parked cars near the elementary schools as the kids would walk by, none that I remember were high on anything.

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    Furious jungle masturbators, are like similar to Thai stray dogs. If you run at them shouting and showing your teeth then tend to slink back into the undergrowth.

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    I'd just laugh if I saw the two. I can see why you wouldn't want people like this around you though what might they do next. Maybe they will check into the hospital with the skin removed from their somchais.
    Last edited by Hampsha; 30-08-2012 at 05:51 PM.

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    Just laugh and say "Hey, that looks like a penis, only smaller!"

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