Thread: Responsible Pattaya motorcycle taxi drivers confiscate water guns, and....

This from our war correspondent, Tim 'the sharky' Shark.

Motorbike Taxi guys think they are cops.. They are not cops.. They are just dickheads.. But they fool tourists into thinking they have authority.. All day yesterday they were confiscating the blue PVC water cannons off people.. Fair enough those things are so strong they can take out your eye.. So they are doing a good thing by getting them off the street right ??? The Motorbike Taxi guys out front of my place had confiscated around 30 blue PVC water cannons during the day.. So Songkran is finished for the day.. Everyone is getting food and relaxing.. I leave my building to grab some food.. As im leaving i notice the Motorbike Taxi guys have set up a stall, and are selling blue PVC water cannons for 150 Baht each.. Ha Ha.. What Scumbags.. Same thing will happen everyday over Songkran.. And it pretty much sums up how shit works in Thailand..

They made some good whiskey money yesterday.. By midnight they had sold out of water cannons

The wheels of industry just keep on turning.

technically it's not before the 17 for pattaya, not before, but retard farangs are everywhere and want their fun here too

Yeah those pesky farrangs. You'll never see any Thais throwing water earlier than the 17th will you?

Doh!

Yep, teh farangs are the worst dickheads at songkran.

Moderation better than going off half Ban Cok

Who says the Thais are dumb !!

I think they mugged big Tim off and he's sore about getting his own water gun robbed off him by a bloody moto driver!

Froma couple of days ago:

Fucking Songkran.. The worlds biggest water fight.. It goes for 8 long days in Pattaya.. This is my weapon of choice.. The most powerful water cannon money can buy.. This baby will take out your eye from 20 feet.. They are illegal.. So tonight i shall paint her black.. The police are only instructed to confiscate the blue ones.. You want to play Songkran ?? Come at me [at][at][at][at].. Lets see what you got

i thought this prick was up for stabbing a canook. he looks pretty happy about his lot.

I had to drive through town yesterday.
There was one stupid arsehole who was using a pressure washer.

Songkran was fun the first time.,

tiresome there after.