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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    The mix of fecal matter and sweat dripping down your crack ...pleasure....
    You seem to have some unusual visualization techniques when you think of others, Nidhog.
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    Did anyone get teh real story? I tend to be cynical of Drummond to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zingerhk View Post
    Did anyone get teh real story? I tend to be cynical of Drummond to be honest.
    Drummond just reported the standard story that the guy died in prison. It was only someone who posted a comment later that alleged murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    With decent water pressure there need be no manual element to the procedure.

    An accretion of dried faeces around ones anus will attract flies and vermin, to say nothing of the foul odour fermenting away in the humid environment of ones cleft.

    Think of the embarrasment should you ever have an accident and have to be carted off to hospital.


    No englishman should have to suffer such embarrasment.


    Your reluctance to use the bum gun and acceptance of foulness of the person suggests foreign blood runsthrough your veins.


    French or belgian probably.

    The bum gun is a poor man's bidet.

    The bidet originated in France.

    You are a devotee of the bum gun.

    You are French.

    QED.

    But seriously, why is it Hep A is endemic in Thailand and not in the UK if not because of poor hygiene?

    Thai are quite filthy really despite their seeming preoccupation with bathing which, like everything they do, is simply a superficial exercise.

    Food poisoning is rife here as a consequence of their dirty habits and willingness to wallow in contaminated filth.

    Their cars may be gleaming but their houses are quite disgusting.

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    i fukkn love this forum!!

    where else on the internet could people get into a shitfight over how one wipes one's arse (or not)?!!!!

    ...and the process it took to get there!

    from motorcycle theft to skidmarks in your underpants in just a few steps!

    'kkin brilliant!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by guyinthailand View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    The mix of fecal matter and sweat dripping down your crack ...pleasure....
    You seem to have some unusual visualization techniques when you think of others, Nidhog.
    NigNog is an Antipodean and I suspect from his evident dementia either a Queenslander or a latent Adeladian poofter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegent View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by guyinthailand View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    The mix of fecal matter and sweat dripping down your crack ...pleasure....
    You seem to have some unusual visualization techniques when you think of others, Nidhog.
    NigNog is an Antipodean and I suspect from his evident dementia either a Queenslander or a latent Adeladian poofter.
    As accurate as always thegent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guyinthailand View Post
    Hey, all you

    ................'death-squad cheerleaders'
    .......................from Teakdoor
    who posted their support of summary executions on this thread.

    I invite you to go here https://teakdoor.com/thailand-and-asi...hooting-2.html

    and post your support for this summary execution


    Now tell us again now how great it is to have system like the Thais where this shit goes unpunished!

    Oh, wait,
    you think it's okay to kill the farang who stole the motorcycle
    ...............but not the coal protester?

    Sorry, Teakdoor death-squad cheerleaders, you can't have it both ways!
    getting a bit hysterical mate, why ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    ^ yeah - toilet paper makes such a big difference:


    food safety
    Reality: fecal matter from humans is a serious danger when transferred
    from the restroom to a food prep or dining environment.

    No matter if you are wiping your back side with one-, two- or ten-ply paper, or
    even tar paper (for some really aggressive work), it is almost impossible to
    not contaminate your finger tips, hands and potentially your sleeves and
    forearms with some level of fecal contamination. This is especially true if a
    person is ill and has watery diarrhea where there is potential for a real "break-
    through" and spread of illness. Consider all of the other surfaces you need to
    touch to get yourself out of the restroom and back to work. Don't forget that
    you also need to redress yourself. What personal surfaces must your hands
    come in contact with and potentially contaminate?

    (their emphasis, not mine)

    and:

    Toilet Paper or Bidet? The Dirty Facts - The Daily Beast
    Deep down, Americans have always known that wiping their rears with dry paper is ineffective; a classic survey showed that half of TP users spend their days with "fecal contamination"—anything from "wasp-colored" stains to "frank massive feces"—in their underpants

    So thegent, in the interest of "full disclosure" are you a wasp stain or a "frank massive feces" kinda guy?

    I'll bet you are a "massive" kinda guy, aren't you?
    if you were walking down the beach and stepped in dog shit, would you get a piece of paper and try to smear it off ?

    or would you go into the water an d wash it off properly ?

    same thing.

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    This is especially true if a
    person is ill and has watery diarrhea
    watery diarrhoea makes a clean exit.


    reminds me of the joke


    a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
    the bear says to the rabbit, when you shit, do you have trouble with the shit clinging to your fur.
    no, not at all says the rabbit.
    so when the bear had finished his shit, he picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    ^ yeah - toilet paper makes such a big difference:


    food safety
    Reality: fecal matter from humans is a serious danger when transferred
    from the restroom to a food prep or dining environment.

    No matter if you are wiping your back side with one-, two- or ten-ply paper, or
    even tar paper (for some really aggressive work), it is almost impossible to
    not contaminate your finger tips, hands and potentially your sleeves and
    forearms with some level of fecal contamination. This is especially true if a
    person is ill and has watery diarrhea where there is potential for a real "break-
    through" and spread of illness. Consider all of the other surfaces you need to
    touch to get yourself out of the restroom and back to work. Don't forget that
    you also need to redress yourself. What personal surfaces must your hands
    come in contact with and potentially contaminate?

    (their emphasis, not mine)

    and:

    Toilet Paper or Bidet? The Dirty Facts - The Daily Beast
    Deep down, Americans have always known that wiping their rears with dry paper is ineffective; a classic survey showed that half of TP users spend their days with "fecal contamination"—anything from "wasp-colored" stains to "frank massive feces"—in their underpants

    So thegent, in the interest of "full disclosure" are you a wasp stain or a "frank massive feces" kinda guy?

    I'll bet you are a "massive" kinda guy, aren't you?
    if you were walking down the beach and stepped in dog shit, would you get a piece of paper and try to smear it off ?

    or would you go into the water an d wash it off properly ?

    same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post

    if you were walking down the beach and stepped in dog shit, would you get a piece of paper and try to smear it off ?

    or would you go into the water an d wash it off properly ?

    same thing.
    Not the same thing.

    Spraying a stream of water as you sit is guaranteed to spread the fecal material everywhere.

    If, however, you 'wash it off properly' in a bathtub--well, that is a different story.

    Spraying a stream of water on yourself as you sit on the toilet is dirty and unhygenic and contributes to the number one cause of disease transmission, which is called 'fecal-to-oral'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by infidel64
    sean had more friends than a retard like you could only dream of
    So where were all his friends when he decided to take the motorbike? Don't you think you should have told him it was a dumb idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by infidel64
    I bet you just wish you had the balls to walk in seans shoes for one day
    I don't see the problem there, he don't need 'em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by infidel64
    sean had more friends than a retard like you could only dream of
    So where were all his friends when he decided to take the motorbike? Don't you think you should have told him it was a dumb idea?
    bit of a dumb statement if he was with friends they would of stopped him he was in Thailand visiting his girlfriend and little boy so I hope all wankers on here slagging him off spare a thought for his child he worked in the uk then spent as much time with his family in thailand so they had a decent standard of life I know it was a crazy thing to do but to be murdered by spineless cunts in the dark is so wrong .


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    infidel, you small minded prick, you just dont get it do you.

    you think that people like the dead fool you have come on here to support have the right to go through life stomping and shouting and annoying others, and we should all just step out of his way, allowing ourselves to be hassled and inconvenienced by these meatheads.

    how many convictions did he have, what was he thrown off the plane for, and you say he was a wonderful man.

    he was nothing of the sort. he was a retarded violent jerk who should have been locked up years ago.

    you and all the other weak social inadequates who called yourselves his friends were nothing more than sycophantic apes that drank his sweat, bathed in his glory and laughed at his japes, following him around like a bunch of schoolgirls, knowing that no one would challenge any of you.

    the civilized world does not need scum like that in its midst, and so when i read that one has been terminated i shout for joy.

    you talk about karma, well he got his alright, its a pity it took so long.

    like any career idiot who eventually gets punished, there will always be those who are quick to sing their praises, aaah yes, he loved children, he helped old ladies across the street, and he obviously loved his mum, all these fruitcakes are seriously troubled by mother love. but sadly for him he was cursed with an extra chromosome or two which turned him into an animal when the fancy took him, and for this reason alone, it is better for all that he is no longer with us.


    one can only wonder as to what he said to the thais in that cell, what wonderful outpourings of british ignorant working class yobbishness, what insults passed his snarling lips before the thais thought we dont need this, and gave him the beating he has been asking for all his sorry life.

    and as for you, infidel 64, (oooooooooooooh, menacing name, ) you weak, insipid pool of steaming piss, go fuck yourself. your inane ramblings here show you up for the low iq buffoon you obviously are.
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    ^^ well said mate.

    One less Chav in the world.

    But why is this infidel fellow on greens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    ^^ well said mate.

    One less Chav in the world.

    But why is this infidel fellow on greens?
    Wow, that is deep and thoughtful commentary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    What is a Parkway ?
    Types of a road A divided limited-access road with grade separated interchanges. Also known as an expressway, freeway, and interstate highway (North American English); dual carriageway, motorway, and highway (British English); Autobahn (Germany, Austria, Switzerland), and Autostrada (Italy, Poland, Romania, Lithuania, Albania, Belgium, Egypt, Lebanon, and Israel).
    A broad landscaped highway thoroughfare,[1] or a roadway in a park or a landscaped thoroughfare connecting parks from which trucks and other heavy vehicles are excluded.[1]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calgary View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Wilson View Post
    ^^ well said mate.

    One less Chav in the world.

    But why is this infidel fellow on greens?
    Wow, that is deep and thoughtful commentary!
    Have you actually got anything to say about the thread ya cock? Or just happy stalking?

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    Seems Infidel is no longer with us?

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    I wondered how to send this to you

    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    In this climate I think bum gun usage should be mandatory. The bum gun is thailands gift to the world.
    could,nt agree more, should be mandertory in every new house build here in ozzie, even though visitors here to my place have a good old chuckle when i explain what their for..
    my thoughts were with you instantly.
    hay here is the best quote I've seen in yonks;
    "I think...I think it's in my basement. Let me go upstairs and check" - M.C. Escher

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    infidel, you small minded prick, you just dont get it do you.

    you think that people like the dead fool you have come on here to support have the right to go through life stomping and shouting and annoying others, and we should all just step out of his way, allowing ourselves to be hassled and inconvenienced by these meatheads.

    how many convictions did he have, what was he thrown off the plane for, and you say he was a wonderful man.

    he was nothing of the sort. he was a retarded violent jerk who should have been locked up years ago.

    you and all the other weak social inadequates who called yourselves his friends were nothing more than sycophantic apes that drank his sweat, bathed in his glory and laughed at his japes, following him around like a bunch of schoolgirls, knowing that no one would challenge any of you.

    the civilized world does not need scum like that in its midst, and so when i read that one has been terminated i shout for joy.

    you talk about karma, well he got his alright, its a pity it took so long.

    like any career idiot who eventually gets punished, there will always be those who are quick to sing their praises, aaah yes, he loved children, he helped old ladies across the street, and he obviously loved his mum, all these fruitcakes are seriously troubled by mother love. but sadly for him he was cursed with an extra chromosome or two which turned him into an animal when the fancy took him, and for this reason alone, it is better for all that he is no longer with us.


    one can only wonder as to what he said to the thais in that cell, what wonderful outpourings of british ignorant working class yobbishness, what insults passed his snarling lips before the thais thought we dont need this, and gave him the beating he has been asking for all his sorry life.

    and as for you, infidel 64, (oooooooooooooh, menacing name, ) you weak, insipid pool of steaming piss, go fuck yourself. your inane ramblings here show you up for the low iq buffoon you obviously are.
    Gosh, such bitterness! I never realised the extent of your bile but I suppose slavish readership of the Daily Mail and Telegraph were clues.

    Were you cowed by such a person in the past,Tax, and in your humiliation you turned the other cheek because you felt too intimidated to do otherwise?

    The chap was just another pisshead who met his demise in a merciless attack by savages.

    Hardly a metaphor for the supposed deficiencies of the British untermensch.

    Try to remember that the British Army was, and still is, sustained by the very folk you affect to despise so indiscriminately. Frankly, I doubt that very much has changed since Wellington uttered his observations upon the morality of his men but nevertheless he appreciated their worth in battle when one had to display wanton aggression and unthinking violence.

    The British lumpen mass are to be commended for their appetite for foreign travel; whereas the American and continental European dross languish at home in feckless indolence, our lower end do have a bit of get up and go and should be applauded for this adventurism.

    You should show some empathy for your fellow Brit, Tax, and not heap unwarranted opprobrium upon his shoulders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegent
    But seriously, why is it Hep A is endemic in Thailand and not in the UK if not because of poor hygiene?
    From birth, you are either a carrier of the hepatitis virus or not and carry it around until it is activated.
    I carry the virus, whilst my wife doesn't and thus has 0% chance of getting infected by me.
    Asians for some reason far outweigh us round-eyes when it comes to carrying the virus.
    It's not necessarily the poor hygiene, but the sheer numbers of infected who pass it round to each other.
    Google the topic. Interesting read.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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