Thread: Savarnafuckingbhumi

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Don't fuck with Immigration. Rule Number 1. Smile & politely argue your point if you have to. But don't piss them off.

Rule Number 2. Don't forget Rule Number 1

^^I can just hear the snap of the plastic gloves!...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^^I can just hear the snap of the plastic gloves!...

Yup, 20kgs of ice up the ring piece. hehe.

It's simply amazing how different the immigration staff at Swampy and Don Muang are.
Been through the Swampy ones on countless occasions...never a hello, smile, when stamped in the passport simply gets flung at you. Fuck em!

Since Air Asia switched their operations to Don Muang however I've been met with smiles, hello,how are you? Night and day difference. I don't know why there's such a difference in attitude between the 2 places but it's truly remarkable.

Originally Posted by Gazza

Rule Number 2

check your stamp/date immediately after you step away from the booth

I try to avoid dealing with female Thai bureauprats.

Originally Posted by rebbu

But seriously this was 10 mins plus of shuffling through the passport.

Jesus mate, you're a much braver guy than me that's for sure. I'd tend to just keep answering her question simply because they have the power to really fuck you over if you go off on them.

I'm talking a little walk out the back room and a torch and 4 fingers up the arse looking for YaBa.

Anyway glad you had a win EH.

Originally Posted by daveboy

So why was you in Laos for the day?

Bastard.

I have a feeling this might have something to do with the money laundering law they just passed. I've noticed a few new things such as the declaration ticket about how much cash you are carrying. No one checked me luckily!

I had a really polite and smiley woman the last time I came in, made me very nervous as they are usually horrible miserable old bats!

She needed your willy <3