Thread: Extension problem in Udon

^ They always get criminals in the end

It's a lot less pain to rat hole 800K in the bank than to deal with all that shit.

True, but I am unable to earn the 800 here, I am locked into the OZ
/ NZ Market,

Try again tomorrow. Different day, different set of rules. Different Bureaucrat no doubt.

Sitting in the chicken head udon office yesterday was eductional, 50% of punters came in a with a box of biscuits or a tip for every one, fucked if I'm tipping these cvnts for doing their job.

I suppose tips get visa's? You could resort to the common blow job?

Originally Posted by ltnt

I suppose tips get visa's? You could resort to the common blow job?

so that is your trick is it?

Originally Posted by peterpan

True, but I am unable to earn the 800 here, I am locked into the OZ
/ NZ Market,

how bad is it?

Originally Posted by peterpan

50% of punters came in a with a box of biscuits or a tip for every one

These are the fucking idiots that create the problems you are experiencing.

I cringe when I read on here the "take the village headman a nice bottle of whisky" type posts.

Give these fuckers nothing, absolutely nothing.

That said, they can have the steam from my shite.

She asked Do you have your Divorce papers?, fuck me I was divorced 30 yrs ago, do they think I carry around a 30 yr old certificate with me?

Doesn't one have to show that to get a marriage certificate?

But again see how the system works? One could have slipped the marriage certificate guy a wad to overlook that then.....

^ I know your a tight ass after my own heart spin, anyway a result to date sent a email to the NZ embassy, got a reply within 30 mins. Divorce judgmements s are available online, the embassy can certify the paper and send by fax a certified copy.

cant beat these guys for service.

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

She asked Do you have your Divorce papers?, fuck me I was divorced 30 yrs ago, do they think I carry around a 30 yr old certificate with me?

Doesn't one have to show that to get a marriage certificate?

But again see how the system works? One could have slipped the marriage certificate guy a wad to overlook that then.....

No I didnnt have to show anything, they took my word for it Neal, honest face.

Originally Posted by peterpan

True, but I am unable to earn the 800 here, I am locked into the OZ
/ NZ Market,

If you are able to 'extract' at some point the 800K from overseas to a Thai bank, it might make life easier. Interest rate is an anemic 2.75% from Bangkok Bank these days but at least it's something.

Can I ask a question BM ? if I am on a retirement visa do I qualify for interest in my BKK bank account ?

If so 2.75% is fantastic compared to the 0.5% available everywhere in the UK

There is an easier way, my dragon bless her,got a Over draft with the goverment bank, can draw down 200K to keep the family in food and meantime incubate my 400 K in the bank for a further 3 months, in the meantime I live on the Goverment loan to satisfy immigration.
something poetic about living in Govt money for awhile.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Can I ask a question BM ? if I am on a retirement visa do I qualify for interest in my BKK bank account ?

If so 2.75% is fantastic compared to the 0.5% available everywhere in the UK

well dont blow it all at once Nig

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Can I ask a question BM ? if I am on a retirement visa do I qualify for interest in my BKK bank account ?

If so 2.75% is fantastic compared to the 0.5% available everywhere in the UK

Of course.

All Thai banks take out the tax automatically so in the end you get somewhat less than the advertised rate.

These are typically 8-12 month certificates of deposit.

Originally Posted by poorfalang

so that is your trick is it?

No, but you might want to stoop a bit lower next trip.

Originally Posted by Spin

That said, they can have the steam from my shite.

As well they may deserve, however without the correct paperwork, (and we all know that requirement varies,) you do not pass go and do not collect $200.

I have learned that no matter how stupid the request is or not required by statutes, the responsibility always turns to the ferang to satisfy the requests of the Thai interrogator.

I now after several experiences somewhat like yours have learned to smile, back away from any and all form of confrontation. I ask for the specifics of the request, making it clear that my intentions are to satisfy said request. which I do so regardless of the insanity of the request.

WTF its only time?

The only way, don't loose your cool, my ol lady deals with these chicken heads, 'faid I havent got the pateice with them, and their ever changing demands.

Originally Posted by peterpan

I know your a tight ass after my own heart spin,

it's not really about being a tight ass, it's more about not licking their balls when there is no need.

Recently I had a run in with immo, they didn't want to give me an extension based on working.
They wanted me to pay 20k bribe, instead I went to Loas and got a multi O and will do visa runs.

Seeing how we were employing Thai people to make up the numbers for the visa extension requirement, a few locals lost their jobs.

Originally Posted by peterpan

The only way, don't loose your cool, my ol lady deals with these chicken heads, 'faid I havent got the pateice with them, and their ever changing demands.

From everything I've been told by friends that deal with Chang Wattana it's more professional down there. More English-speaking Immigration Officers.

The Immigration Office I report to in Ayutthaya is a mixed-bag. Some friendly and some not particularly helpful.

Originally Posted by Spin

Seeing how we were employing Thai people to make up the numbers for the visa extension requirement, a few locals lost their jobs

Fair play imo. No doubt it isn't their fault that the boobs in Immigration can't find their ass with both hands. Obviously you didn't need the extra pairs of hands?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Some friendly and some not particularly helpful.

That's life.

I can surely empathise with you Peter.
I went down the marriage road a few times over the years.
Last few years I've been doing the retirement method.
I was there last week. In and out in 11 minutes!
I once spent a full day in there jumping fookin' hoops.

At days end what the fuck do they want ? I am not a drain on society, I am bring up two girls at no expense to the state, I bring in a small but regular amount each year to support me and family.

So now they have to bring up stupid rules that some retard has dreamt up to make it more difficult to stay here.
They really are a stupid race.