A huge question remains: What should we do with this rotten, putrid, stinking corpse that is the TEFL industry?

If by some cosmic fluke or Divine intervention, tens of thousands of Asians took to the streets and demanded that their respective governments round us EFL'ers up and throw us out for professional incompetence, wasting taxpayer's money, and perpetrating heinous crimes against their children, it would be very difficult to disagree with them. "Throw the bums out!", they can shout in unison. "Shut this whole industry down." Hardly anyone is learning anything from a bunch of young drunks, middle-aged Bible thumpers, and old perverts anyway. Maybe it's time to shut this sucker down. Too many people are getting hurt.

TEFL'ers are supposed to come here and make a positive difference in the lives of their students. They are supposed to come here and help their students become better people.


I've got an idea, Stevie.

You can pack your bags, go back home, and live with mum and dad. Maybe get a job at a car wash or drive a cab.