Thread: I need a CELTA qualified teacher

Right to work in the EU

Wanting to work in a beautiful part of Europe

Experience with YLs and teens preferable

MUST HAVE A CELTA or equivalent

Sign me up mate, I'm in!

Could do with living your lifestyle

Is this the qualification I need?

Mate, you've got a job...

Cleaning the toilets!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Is this the qualification I need?

Nope.

And you wouldn't pass that anyway.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Could do with living your lifestyle

You should see the week I've had, mate,

It's been grim beyond belief.

I mean really fucking grim.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow but even as I'm typing to you, I am still working.

I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

Yeah, I’ve had a couple of days like that. Golf the. 6 hours of boozing

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You should see the week I've had, mate,

It's been grim beyond belief.

I mean really fucking grim.

I'm going to the beach tomorrow but even as I'm typing to you, I am still working.

I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

Fvck that for a game of soldiers!

I want less hours not more and a all expenses paid 3 hour liquid lunch break to console myself from my tyrannical 4 day week.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Nope.

And you wouldn't pass that anyway.

I'll have you know I have a CSE in woodwork!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Mate, you've got a job...

Cleaning the toilets!

I'm not doing Cyrilles old job!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Yeah, I’ve had a couple of days like that. Golf the. 6 hours of boozing

That sounds more like it!

Apparently, if I invested €2 million in Cyprus, I could have an EU recognized passport. If I had €2 million, I wouldn't be looking for a teaching job, lol.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

Man up! My standard working week is a minimum of 84 hours, usually ends up over 90.

Twice a year… then 8 months off… divided into 48 weeks what does it average?

Originally Posted by happynz

Apparently, if I invested €2 million in Cyprus, I could have an EU recognized passport. If I had €2 million, I wouldn't be looking for a teaching job, lol.

way too much,

try this one.

Saint Kitts & Nevis Citizenship by Investment

^
When did St. Kitts join the EU?

You'll have to excuse him - he's Australian.

So is Hal a top notch education consultant looking to TD for recruits. Who the fuk would employ him in the first place.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Twice a year… then 8 months off… divided into 48 weeks what does it average?

Why 48 weeks, out of curiosity? My years are generally 52 weeks long.

Anyway, I've noticed a lot of misconception about my work ethic, so to put things straight...

I have two more trips planned this year, which is shaping up to be around 175 days of offshore work, so...

175 x 12 = 2100 hours
2100/52 = 40.4 weekly average for the year.

And that's only offshore work, and my shifts are usually longer than 12 hours.

I much prefer to concentrate my work into offshore trips so that I can maintain a full time job and still get 6 or 7 months off a year.

So it's by choice, and that makes sense.

Actually, it looks bloody good.

That wasn't quite what you posted, was it.

That's what you got picked up on.

^^ most folks that work full time get at least 4 weeks a year holidays. (Obviously, not teachers, but real workers).

^^^ does that 175 include travel days via Sukhumvit?

^ No, I get paid travel days but on the assumption that I travel directly from/to home.

I need to work on this.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

looking to TD for recruits.

Admittedly, it's a long shot, but you get all sorts in Thailand: ex-SAS in every bar for example.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Who the fuk would employ him in the first place.

You know, funnily enough, I don't often post on here during the week cos I get my head down and actually do some work!

Originally Posted by Mendip

which is shaping up to be around 175 days of offshore work

Is that what they call these passport runs down Nana these days?