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    I need a CELTA qualified teacher

    Right to work in the EU

    Wanting to work in a beautiful part of Europe

    Experience with YLs and teens preferable

    MUST HAVE A CELTA or equivalent

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    Sign me up mate, I'm in!

    Could do with living your lifestyle

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    Is this the qualification I need?

    I need a CELTA qualified teacher-screenshot_20240906_185938_chrome-jpg
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    Mate, you've got a job...

    Cleaning the toilets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Is this the qualification I need?

    Nope.

    And you wouldn't pass that anyway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Could do with living your lifestyle
    You should see the week I've had, mate,

    It's been grim beyond belief.

    I mean really fucking grim.

    I'm going to the beach tomorrow but even as I'm typing to you, I am still working.

    I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

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    Yeah, I’ve had a couple of days like that. Golf the. 6 hours of boozing

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You should see the week I've had, mate,

    It's been grim beyond belief.

    I mean really fucking grim.

    I'm going to the beach tomorrow but even as I'm typing to you, I am still working.

    I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far

    Fvck that for a game of soldiers!

    I want less hours not more and a all expenses paid 3 hour liquid lunch break to console myself from my tyrannical 4 day week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Nope.

    And you wouldn't pass that anyway.


    I'll have you know I have a CSE in woodwork!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Mate, you've got a job...

    Cleaning the toilets!

    I'm not doing Cyrilles old job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Yeah, I’ve had a couple of days like that. Golf the. 6 hours of boozing

    That sounds more like it!

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    Apparently, if I invested €2 million in Cyprus, I could have an EU recognized passport. If I had €2 million, I wouldn't be looking for a teaching job, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post

    I started at 9 today, so that's almost 13 hours so far
    Man up! My standard working week is a minimum of 84 hours, usually ends up over 90.

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    Twice a year… then 8 months off… divided into 48 weeks what does it average?

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Apparently, if I invested €2 million in Cyprus, I could have an EU recognized passport. If I had €2 million, I wouldn't be looking for a teaching job, lol.

    way too much,

    try this one.

    Saint Kitts & Nevis Citizenship by Investment

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    ^
    When did St. Kitts join the EU?

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    You'll have to excuse him - he's Australian.

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    So is Hal a top notch education consultant looking to TD for recruits. Who the fuk would employ him in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Twice a year… then 8 months off… divided into 48 weeks what does it average?
    Why 48 weeks, out of curiosity? My years are generally 52 weeks long.

    Anyway, I've noticed a lot of misconception about my work ethic, so to put things straight...

    I have two more trips planned this year, which is shaping up to be around 175 days of offshore work, so...

    175 x 12 = 2100 hours
    2100/52 = 40.4 weekly average for the year.

    And that's only offshore work, and my shifts are usually longer than 12 hours.

    I much prefer to concentrate my work into offshore trips so that I can maintain a full time job and still get 6 or 7 months off a year.

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    So it's by choice, and that makes sense.

    Actually, it looks bloody good.

    That wasn't quite what you posted, was it.

    That's what you got picked up on.

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    ^^ most folks that work full time get at least 4 weeks a year holidays. (Obviously, not teachers, but real workers).

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    ^^^ does that 175 include travel days via Sukhumvit?

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    ^ No, I get paid travel days but on the assumption that I travel directly from/to home.

    I need to work on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    looking to TD for recruits.
    Admittedly, it's a long shot, but you get all sorts in Thailand: ex-SAS in every bar for example.

    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Who the fuk would employ him in the first place.
    You know, funnily enough, I don't often post on here during the week cos I get my head down and actually do some work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    which is shaping up to be around 175 days of offshore work
    Is that what they call these passport runs down Nana these days?


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