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    BO's first 183 days in office!

    Every new president tries to emulate Franklin D. Roosevelt’s famous “100 Days” strategy of 1933 with a blitz of new initiatives, but Barack Obama is so special he’ll need only 83. Based on in-depth research — via right-wing websites — here’s Obama’s agenda between Inauguration Day and Easter Sunday.
    Jan. 20: Deliver Inaugural Address (in Farsi) on YouTube.
    Jan. 21: Redecorate Oval Office as cave.
    Jan. 22: Get fitted for turban (Barack).
    Jan. 23: Get fitted for burkha (Michelle & girls).
    Jan. 24: Name new puppy: Roe-ver Siswade.
    Jan. 25: Veggie Monday.
    Jan. 26: Bill Ayers Medal of Freedom ceremony.
    Jan. 27: Enroll girls in madrassa.
    Jan. 28: Poison water supplies (red states).
    Jan. 29: Ahmadinejad state dinner.
    Jan. 30: Redistribute wealth.
    Jan. 31: Nuke Wasilla.
    Feb. 1: Hugo Chavez [at] Camp David.
    Feb. 2: Outlaw fur.
    Feb. 3: Repeal Second Amendment.
    Feb. 4: Talk-Like-A-Kenyan Day.
    Feb. 5: Dick Cheney? Two words: extraordinary rendition.
    Feb. 6: Rumsfeld trial begins at The Hague.
    Feb. 7: Soak rich.
    Feb. 8: Soak middle class.
    Feb. 9: Declare basketball national pastime.
    Feb. 10: Arugula: It’s what’s for dinner.
    Feb. 11: Tim Robbins Film Festival.
    Feb. 12: Washington Monument renamed for Harold Washington.
    Feb. 13: Replace Gideon Bibles with Korans.
    Feb. 14: Jeremiah Wright Crusade at Yankee Stadium.
    Feb. 15: Outlaw snow machines.
    Feb. 16: Redeploy troops from Iraq to Texas.
    Feb. 17: National Flag-burning Day.
    Feb. 18: Date w/Barney Frank.
    Feb. 19: Mandatory sex education in utero.
    Feb. 20: Declare Karl Marx Holiday.
    Feb. 21: Have IRS audit Joe the Plumber.
    Feb. 22: Name Rashid Khalidi America’s ambassador to the U.N.
    Feb. 23: Tell FBI to make sure Sarah Palin returned clothes.
    Feb. 24: Hunt down bin Laden for Medal of Freedom.
    Feb. 25: Ash Wednesday; Spring Ramadan begins.
    Feb. 26: Chicago White Sox: America’s Team.
    Feb. 27: Pardon Tony Rezko.
    Feb. 28: Pardon Rod Blagojevich.
    March 1: Pardon Al Capone.
    March 2: Run-Down-America Day.
    March 3: Donate fake birth certificate to National Archives.
    March 4: Raise taxes.
    March 5: Destroy incentives.
    March 6: Get Alito to resign, replace w/ Hillary Clinton.
    March 7: Get Scalia to resign, replace w/ Bill Clinton.
    March 8: Get Roberts to resign, replace w/ Chelsea Clinton.
    March 9: Replace Pledge of Allegiance with Fist Bump of Allegiance.
    March 10: Annex Mexico. Presto! No more illegal immigrants.
    March 11: Redistribute Mexico’s wealth.
    March 12: Mother’s Day, out. Baby Mama’s Day, in.
    March 13: Deport Toby Keith.
    March 14: National Prayer (Rug) Breakfast.
    March 15: Declare self as Anti-Christ.
    March 16: Give Sarah Palin a much closer view of Russia.
    March 17: Mock St. Patrick.
    March 18: Put McCain on ice floe.
    March 19: Nationalize oil companies.
    March 20: Nationalize Google.
    March 21: Outlaw NASCAR.
    March 22: Work on jump shot.
    March 23: Declare caribou an endangered species.
    March 24: Redistribute more wealth.
    March 25: Legalize gay marriage.
    March 26: Legalize transgender marriage.
    March 27: Replace “E pluribus unum” with just plain “unum.”
    March 28: Ban bowling.
    March 29: Create National Leftist Militia.
    March 30: Betray Israel.
    March 31: Global warming initiative: dress in Arab robes.
    April 1: Rename Canada “Yeswecanada.”
    April 2: Create joint U.S.-Europe currency: “baracko.”
    April 3: Fellow celebrity Paris Hilton to head CIA.
    April 4: Jon Voight, Hank Williams Jr. join McCain on ice floe.
    April 5: Close Guantanamo.
    April 6: Except for Rush Limbaugh.
    April 6: Raise taxes again.
    April 7: Redistribute remaining wealth.
    April 8: National Pal-Around-With-Terrorists Day.
    April 9: Socialize medicine.
    April 10: Socialize everything else.
    April 11: Cancel White House Easter Egg Roll.
    April 12: Cancel Easter.
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    Five most snort-worthy words BO has spoken since winning...

    "A Government That Spends Wisely"

    CQ Politics | Obama Promises Plan to Create 2.5 Million Jobs in Two Years

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    ^ Ya, read that -- but he put it as by 2011. That should cover some of the folks who are out of work now. And, is that besides the 3mil he wants to create in green jobs?

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    Barak and Michelle has chosen Sidwell Friends school for their daughters to attend:

    Sidwell Friends School is a pre-K-12 Quaker private school located in the United States with one campus in Washington, D.C. and one campus in the Bethesda unincorporated area in Montgomery County, Maryland.

    Described as "the Harvard of Washington's private schools"[1], Sidwell was founded in 1883 by Thomas Sidwell. Its motto is Eluceat Omnibus Lux ("Let the light shine out from all"; it can also be translated as "by all," an allusion to the Quaker concept of inner light). All Sidwell Friends students attend Quaker meetings for worship weekly.

    The school's admissions process is merit-based. As documented on the school's website, it gives preference in admissions decisions to members of the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers), but otherwise does not discriminate on the basis of religion.

    According to an Associated Press report on November 21, 2008, President-Elect Barack Obama will send both his daugthers, Sasha and Malia, to Sidwell for their education.[2] Previously, Presidents Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton sent their children to Sidwell, as did Vice President Al Gore.
    Link: Sidwell Friends School - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Home link for the school: Sidwell Friends School » News and Events

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    ^^Create 3 mil in green jobs, what a farce.

    Getting people trained and conditioned more like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    Barak and Michelle has chosen Sidwell Friends school for their daughters to attend:
    Yep. Read that Biden's grandkids go there, too. Guess they don't trust the public school system. Well, security ain't that good there and the press would have open access to the kiddies, being public an all. Quaker studies. Hmm.

    "The Obamas looked at several private schools in Washington and made their decision based on which one provided the best fit, Obama spokeswoman Katie McCormick Lelyveld said. The girls now attend the University of Chicago Laboratory School.
    ``The primary concern was finding a school that felt comfortable,'' Lelyveld said in a statement. ``The Obama daughters bring with them a number of security and privacy concerns that come with being part of the new first family, and the school they've selected is positioned to appropriately accommodate that.''
    Sidwell has 1,097 students from pre-kindergarten through the 12th grade. The school, founded in 1883, is known both for its academic rigor and stressing service. Tuition for the lower school, which has students through fourth grade, is $28,442 annually this year, according to the school's Web site. The middle and upper school tuition is $29,442 a year."
    Bloomberg.com: U.S.

    Geez, that's cheap innit? Real democratic like.

    And WTF is the University of Chicago Laboratory School? Sounds like a place for weird experiments on children.
    Dunno, read the website and decide fer yourselves. Tuition is cheaper than at Sidwell.

    Annual Tuition & Fees at the Rat Lab:
    Nursery School (Half Day)$11,442
    Nursery/Kindergarten (Full Day)$16,674
    Grades 1 - 4 $18,492
    Grades 5 - 8 $20,286
    Grades 9 - 12 $21,480
    Schedule of Tuition

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    You heard about that school that has already renamed itself after The One, right?


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    Ahh, more photographic evidence of the abysmal state of so-called 'education' in the US, no wonder so many 'merkins lack basic spelling and grammar skills. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    Geez, that's cheap innit? Real democratic like. And WTF is the University of Chicago Laboratory School? Sounds like a place for weird experiments on children. Dunno, read the website and decide fer yourselves. Tuition is cheaper than at Sidwell. Annual Tuition & Fees at the Rat Lab: Nursery School (Half Day)$11,442 Nursery/Kindergarten (Full Day)$16,674 Grades 1 - 4 $18,492 Grades 5 - 8 $20,286 Grades 9 - 12 $21,480 Schedule of Tuition
    Fascinating, isn't it?

    I wonder what the Obamas budget for dressing their kids is?
    How many T-shirts and which colours dominate? What will the findings tell us about the Obamas, their character and attitudes?

    I am sure there'd be plenty of material to make suggestive comments and show 'Hussein' and/or Michelle in a bad light.
    You know, the Libbies' hypocricy, incompetence and contradictions always show in the details if one knows how to interpret the evidence.

    Looking forward to more revelations. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiff View Post
    ...the Libbies' hypocricy, incompetence and contradictions always show in the details if one knows how to interpret the evidence.
    Spot on, Swiffer! And they're only in dress rehearsal.

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    Obama Nominates Osama Bin Laden Bungler to UN Post
    Rice bungled a deal with Sudan to capture terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden.
    ...
    Richard Miniter, author of the book "Losing bin Laden," concurred, saying Rice played a key role in scuttling the deal that could have prevented the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington.

    And, there's more...

    Susan Rice's Resume
    Taken to task by fellow Obama team member Power for asking in 2004, regarding genocide in Rwanda, "If we use the word 'genocide' and are seen as doing nothing, what will be the effect on the November [congressional] election?"
    ...
    ...lied about contact between Obama advisor Austan Goolsbee and the Canadian government.
    ...
    Lied about Obama having pledged to meet unconditionally with Iran's terrorist mullahcracy.
    ...
    Denounced W's undeniably successful counterterrorism strategies as "stupid."
    ...
    Identified John McCain as the "aggressive" and "belligerent" villain when Russia invaded democratic Georgia.
    ...
    But she's a woman of color, that's the important thing

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    I think it's time to take over JFK International airport and maybe Reagan International and demand a change of president he's been in office long enough already.. I mean seriously how can we pass any judgments on the Thai's when we have enough problems with our 'up country' constituents being so daft as to not to see through the smoke screen laid down by the left in this election I see dozens of parallels here......sadly..

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    Barack Obama Day Officially Established

    In honor of BO's many noteworthy accomplishments as President Elect, a mainly black county in Alabama has officially established the second Monday in November as "The Barack Obama Day."

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    Oh, brother! Now some groups are heating up over BO's legitimacy to be prez -- ie, his father was a British subject so BO was born with dual citizenship. I ain't a libbie, but he was born in the US, his mom was American (did they even marry? the dad still had a wife didn't he?) and he won the election fair and square. This kind of stuff ticks me off.

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    I love this one too -

    British tortured Obama's grandfather

    President-elect Barack Obama's grandfather endured horrific torture by the British during the Kenyan uprising against colonial rule more than 50 years ago, Obama's stepgrandmother has told the Times of London.

    That violent strand of Obama's complicated family history has left some in Britain wondering how it might affect relations between America and, traditionally, one of its closest allies.

    Hussein Onyango Obama -- whom the future president never met -- spent two years in a high-security prison in Kenya while the British tried to get him to spill what he knew about the insurgency, said Sarah Onyango, Obama's stepgrandmother and his grandfather's third wife.

    "He said they would sometimes squeeze his testicles with parallel metallic rods," Sarah Onyango said in Wednesday's edition of the Times. "They also pierced his nails and buttocks with a sharp pin, with his hands and legs tied together with his head facing down."

    British tortured Obama's grandfather :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: 44: Barack Obama


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    Savages.

    Did they give him a fair trial?

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    Dam Brits. Trying to hide their transgressions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat
    Did they give him a fair trial?
    Of course not, terrorist 'combatants' have no rights.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    Dam Brits. Trying to hide their transgressions.
    Who's trying to "hide" anything?

    - oh, I forgot, it's the liberal media at it again, by not giving the story the world-wide frontpage coverage it objectively deserves.

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    ^ You forgot to copy my , Swiffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiff View Post
    oh, I forgot, it's the liberal media at it again, by not giving the story the world-wide frontpage coverage it objectively deserves.
    You are finally catching on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post


    "He said they would sometimes squeeze his testicles with parallel metallic rods," Sarah Onyango said in Wednesday's edition of the Times. "They also pierced his nails and buttocks with a sharp pin, with his hands and legs tied together with his head facing down."


    Some blokes pay good money for that sort of thing these days.

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    Actually, the parent nationality issue has now got me questioning the legality. ie, if two Mexican illegal immigrants have a kid in the States, could that kid be prez? Technically under these waffled rulings, he/she could, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    Actually, the parent nationality issue has now got me questioning the legality. ie, if two Mexican illegal immigrants have a kid in the States, could that kid be prez? Technically under these waffled rulings, he/she could, no?
    absolutely..born on American soil or have an American parent, your eligible... that's one reason so many pregnant Mexican immigrants want to get to the states to have their baby's (not to be presidential candidates of course but for the citizenship) besides the better care and ability to go back without paying..

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    Obama can still be President - Supreme Court declines case

    Good news for Barack Obama fans. It turns out that the $750 million he raised to become President paid off. He can still be President of the United States (even if he does smoke a cigarette now and then).

    Supreme Court

    The Supreme Court has decided not to hear a lawsuit challenging Barack Obama’s citizenship. Here’s a copy of the document.
    This means if you are traveling out to see his inauguration, don’t cancel your plane tickets just yet. It appears the ceremonies are still on.
    No tinfoil
    The suit, filed by Leo Donofrio of East Brunswick, N.J., charged that Obama is not a natural born U.S. citizen.
    Now, he’s not one of those tinfoil-hat wearing people who claim Obama was born in Indonesia. He acknowledges that the President-elect was born in Hawaii.
    Then what’s all the confusion? As far as we can tell, Hawaii was still admitted to the Union in 1959. And Barack Obama was born in 1961 (in Hawaii). Sure, we’re not rocket scientists here at The Vote (although some people think we think Germany bombed Pearl Harbor), but it seems kosher to us.

    Clarity

    What does Donofrio allege?
    Obama had dual nationality at birth. His father was a British subject at the time of his birth and his mother was a U.S. citizen.
    Denofrio outlines his argument concisely on his blog in a letter to ABC News:
    The main argument of my law suit alleges that since Obama was a British citizen - at birth - a fact he admits is true, then he cannot be a “natural born citizen”. The word “born” has meaning. It deals with the status of a presidential candidate “at birth”.
    Obama had dual nationality at birth. The status of the candidate at the time of the election is not as relevant to the provisions of the Constitution as is his status “at birth.” If one is not “born” a natural born citizen, he can never be a natural born citizen.”

    ......

    By the way, had John McCain won, we’d likely see the same thing happening. Denofrio claims that McCain isn’t eligible for the office as well.

    Whew… Obama can still be President - Supreme Court declines case | csmonitor.com

    Probably todays most trivial piece of news.

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    And Denofrio got his 15 seconds of fame.... Which is what this was all about...

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