Thread: Joe Biden

^ So Joe said. The Euros may not have caught his gaffes and the travelling press were likely warned that that trip would be their last with the VP if they blabbed. Biden opens his gob to speak without a prepped speech in front of him, he gaffes.

Vice President Joe Biden met with U.S. military families at an air base in Great Britain as he returned to the U.S. from an international conference in Germany.

Biden told those gathered Sunday at the base in eastern England that he got a good reception from world leaders.
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The vice president joked that reporters traveling with him were waiting for him to say something wrong. He turned to his press contingent and said, "I'm only kidding, guys -- I never say anything wrong."

Biden Jokes: "I Never Say Anything Wrong"

OKAY...

Here's another snippet.of Joe.

Don't worry. Everything's fine with Vice President Biden.
As The Ticket reported, he was just a little confused earlier today when he referred to going to Berlin.
Fortunately, his Air Force pilot knew where the party was really going -- Munich.

No, not for a funeral yet. There's a military security conference going on there and Biden's speaking. He landed in a dense fog about 2 a.m. local time Saturday and went straight to his hotel. No beer gardens for the VP.

Well, he had a prepared speech and didn't really have to say anything smart at the conference.

Earlier in the day in Virginia, Biden appeared at the same Democratic retreat as the president last night. Biden shared with everyone his impression of his new travel digs, no longer Amtrak, but Air Force Two.
"That's a nice plane," he said. "I always voted for public housing. Who knew it would be this good?"
Don't worry. All's well. Joe Biden got to the right German city OK | Top of the Ticket | Los Angeles Times

What a goof.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ So Joe said

Umm, no. So the European media said

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

The Euros may not have caught his gaffes and the travelling press were likely warned that that trip would be their last with the VP if they blabbed

What a strange word you call reality. So, now Europeans aren't sufficiently proficient in English to understand speech and issues alluded to or referenced?

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

"I'm only kidding, guys -- I never say anything wrong."

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

OKAY... Here's another snippet.of Joe.

I think you missed the self-deprecatory point here, Jet.

What a dark, frightening and one-sided world you live in.

Originally Posted by panama hat

By all accounts he did very well in Germany last week, but that doesn't fit into your views of things.

Doesn't fit into anyone's version of 'thing's' w/respect to Bozo the Veep. We're fucked- if BO gets impeached you get Bozo and if Bozo's out of the picture ya got Pelosi. My G_D! Really fucked or what!!!

^Haha. Those pink smilies remind me of a shrieking CODEPINK crowd.



Biden and his Ash Wedenesday smudge. When he put on his makeup for the television lights did he reapply the smudge?

Is religion ok as long as your gang steers it? Is that how the left is comfortable with Obama being openly religious and now his dopey sidekick Joe doing his act?

Clinton used to pull so much shit that people eventually got tired of hearing about it and eventually became resentful of people pointing out another of Clinton's transgressions. The term "Clinton fatigue" was coined.


Maybe Joe's angle is to be so stupid that people will tune him out. People won't listen to him or what people say about him. Maybe this is some sort of standard operating procedure Clinton has trained Democrats in? I don't know. I'm only trying to make sense of Joe.

And tell me again how much better this dick is than Sarah Palin!

You're quite pathetic, BM . . .

Originally Posted by panama hat

You're quite pathetic, BM . . .

You'll have to elaborate on that PH.

In what specific ways is Mad Joe aka Bozo the Veep a better Vice President than say a good, conservative family values person such as Sarah Palin?

Sadly I have come to the conclusion that you are now in the same league as Jet . . . incapable of having a decent discussion . . . Just waiting for you to start adding smilies all the time or simply copy the hag with her 555555

Originally Posted by attaboy

Biden and his Ash Wedenesday smudge. When he put on his makeup for the television lights did he reapply the smudge?

Nah, the makeup lady did it. They must have ashtrays in that bldg. So, is he going to fast for Lent? 55555

Originally Posted by attaboy

Maybe Joe's angle is to be so stupid that people will tune him out.

Oh no! Didn't BO say that nobody messes with Joe?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

a good, conservative family values person such as Sarah Palin?

Thankfully, you added the .

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Originally Posted by attaboy

Biden and his Ash Wedenesday smudge. When he put on his makeup for the television lights did he reapply the smudge?

Nah, the makeup lady did it. They must have ashtrays in that bldg. So, is he going to fast for Lent? 55555

Originally Posted by attaboy

Maybe Joe's angle is to be so stupid that people will tune him out.

Oh no! Didn't BO say that nobody messes with Joe?

That's what I'm wondering, Jet. Biden goes to Mass and the priest applies the ash to his forehead and then Biden goes before the cameras. Nowadays they apply makeup when they sit in committee (or wherever) if they know camera lights will be blazing on them. So how did VP Joe's assistant apply makeup without covering his smudge?

Sometimes I think Obama chose Joe because he knew Joe and his tendency to be stupid would draw the media attention away from Obama and his gaffs. Think Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

^ The mark is supposed to be a cross, so mebbe the makeup lady really did "smudge" it. Unless Joe was smoking a joint, got ashes on his hand and wiped his forehead (which is entirely possible).

Moonbat Quote of the Day

Thus spoke Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States, to reporters:

Gimme a f*&$#ing break!



What a total asshat this clown is...

Biden:Hoist on his own canard

"He's a serial exaggerator; if I was being unkind I'd say he's a liar"

^ Big fat fekin LIE by Biden.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

You think I’m kidding? This is the only part the president was right about: Don’t mess with Joe, because I mean it. I’m serious, guys. I’m serious. I’m absolutely serious.

5555555555555 That's even better than the rest of that para. I bet local govts are quaking in their booties.

to put it lightly, biden has been known to stretch the truth....but i'm supposed the believe karl rove when he says someone else is lying?

karl rove?

the guy who had to return to the grand jury FIVE times to 'clarify' his testimony.

please.


anyway, rove has three (major) problems...

1. his brand of divisive and fear mongering politics has been completely discredited. it may have worked for a short period of time ( september 2001 - november 2004), but the middle is where national elections are won. karl rove led the republicans into the wilderness they now find themselves lost in.

2. he's clearly having trouble coming to terms with being irrelevant....watching him get all red faced on youtube is good fun for me, but it's certainly not helping the republicans when most americans see him on cable news.

3. he knows his legacy is tied to bush's, so he's fighting tooth and nail to prop up legacy of his failed presidency...and it's as obvious as it is pointless.

this all leads back to how the republican party is leaderless......which leaves the democrats the amazing opportunity to compare themselves to limbaugh, cheney, and rove.

good times.

^ Got that from your libbie teleprompter, rc? hehe
Several other Bush WH staff also denied that Biden said this directly to the Prez. (Maybe in Biden's dreams, which he often seems to recall as the truth, like his coal-mining family.)
Funny, none of this sh*t hit the libbie televised media. Poor Katie Couric spent most of tonight's show talking about local disasters, preemie babies and a computer virus. Wonder who's running her show...hehe

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Wonder who's running her show...hehe

uh-oh.

is this yet another conspiracy, jet?

just like you claimed rahm emannuel took some SNL parody off of youtube. too funny.

what is it with the paranoid conservatives on this board?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Biden:Hoist on his own canard

"He's a serial exaggerator; if I was being unkind I'd say he's a liar"

Remember how quickly he disappeared from the scene when it came close to election day. In short, he's a joke. Biden does have a talent though - he makes Thai politicians appear to be briliant.

"Rove also said few presidents would spend a long time with anybody in the Oval Office, particularly "with all due respect, a blowhard like Joe Biden."

Rove Calls Biden 'Liar' After VP Boasts of Scolding Bush - First 100 Days of Presidency - Politics FOXNews.com

Heh...no shit. Just who are these idiots that voted BO & Mad Joe into office anyhow?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

"Rove also said few presidents would spend a long time with anybody in the Oval Office, particularly "with all due respect, a blowhard like Joe Biden."

Rove Calls Biden 'Liar' After VP Boasts of Scolding Bush - First 100 Days of Presidency - Politics FOXNews.com

Heh...no shit. Just who are these idiots that voted BO & Mad Joe into office anyhow?

The same ones who almost put AlGore into the Oval Office.