America is saved a new candidate has emerged

**flash** · 08-08-2008, 12:10 AM

breaking news hot off the press...................

**Jet Gorgon** · 08-08-2008, 12:56 AM

^ Ya, that was pretty funny. I'm surprised Paris could enunciate all those big words.

**Boon Mee** · 08-08-2008, 01:21 AM

For a minuite there I was hoping Oliver North was going to throw his hat in the ring. That's a candidate America and the World genuinely need...

**SEA Traveler** · 08-08-2008, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

For a minuite there I was hoping Oliver North was going to throw his hat in the ring. That's a candidate America and the World genuinely need...

With G. Godon Liddy as his VP running mate. Hoooa!

**Jet Gorgon** · 08-08-2008, 02:44 AM

^ Hey, they could have contests over who lasts the longest burning their flesh with ciggy lighters.
Nader's running again, ain't he? So that makes four.
I bet Paris would get at least 10% of the vote as everyone knows her.

**ItsRobsLife** · 08-08-2008, 03:08 AM

Paris rocks! If only her tits were as big as her hands.

**Gerbil** · 08-08-2008, 03:14 AM

^ Yeah, but she doesnt swallow. Too many potential stained dresses in the future there.

**Norton** · 08-08-2008, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by ItsRobsLife

Paris rocks! If only her tits were as big as her hands.

If so, she would surely be labeled a ladyboy!

**Bugs** · 08-08-2008, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Norton

If so, she would surely be labeled a ladyboy!

At least then 'lady" would be included in what people call her.

**Travelmate** · 08-08-2008, 12:31 PM

Yup! America needs Paris Hilton!

**Jet Gorgon** · 08-08-2008, 02:45 PM

^ They got her already.

**jandajoy** · 08-08-2008, 03:57 PM

Wish she'd stay there...... vacuous trollop.

**Panda** · 08-08-2008, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I bet Paris would get at least 10% of the vote as everyone knows her.

Wouldnt surprise me at all.

**barbaro** · 08-08-2008, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ Ya, that was pretty funny. I'm surprised Paris could enunciate all those big words.

The practiced many times, and she didn't write it, IMO.

What a farce that McCain campaign has become when it comes to strategy. Unfortunately, what matters, is what works.

**Ivor Biggun** · 08-08-2008, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Oliver North

What ever happened to that idiot ?

**jandajoy** · 08-08-2008, 07:59 PM

Where is oliver north now?

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**barbaro** · 08-08-2008, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Oliver North

What ever happened to that idiot ?

He ran for Senate in VA and lost to Robb in 1994.

He's had a radio and TV show. He's written at least 2 books.

He has little credibility from those that have met him in person and gotten to know him.

He's odd. He probably fills his time with late nite, odd-ball tv and radio.

**jandajoy** · 09-08-2008, 02:50 AM

Or forums

**Ivor Biggun** · 09-08-2008, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

He probably fills his time with late nite, odd-ball tv and radio.

I assume he's an American ? Only joking.

**Redneck** · 09-08-2008, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

practiced many times, and she didn't write it, IMO.

Perhaps you should practice your responses many times, then they wouldn't come over as banal pedantry with zero grasp of irony.

She didn't write it ?- no shit Sherlock ! ....................Well that ruins the satire.

**Jet Gorgon** · 09-08-2008, 11:04 PM

Oliver North is a special correspondent for FOX News.

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