Thread: Penny Mordaunt Prime Minister of the UK.

1. Eight candidates make it onto the ballot for the Conservative Party leadership contest
2. The chair of the 1922 Committee, Sir Graham Brady, announces those who have received the support of at least 20 MPs
3. The eight are Kemi Badenoch, Suella Braverman, Jeremy Hunt, Penny Mordaunt, Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, Tom Tugendhat and Nadhim Zahawi
4. Sajid Javid and Rehman Chishti withdraw from the contest just minutes before the deadline
5. Candidates are pitching their bids to fellow Tory MPs at a closed hustings in Westminster. They each have 12 minutes to speak
6. Successful contenders will go through to a vote on Wednesday, with the final two candidates selected before the end of next week
7. The winner will be announced on 5 September

Is she the classy one that recently flipped off the press?

I wood.

Originally Posted by Backspin

I wood.

I concur

… wrong person…

I've heard of Jeremy Hunt, I think. Ring's a bell or is it just from Cockney Slang?

Maybe that was Helen Hunt.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Helen Hunt

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Cockney Slang

Is a ....

Achilles heel will be her stance on pro Trans rights. Sunak still the favourite, though Tugendhat won't be that far away.

Originally Posted by PAG

Achilles heel will be her stance on pro Trans rights

Will that really be a prob with Conservative party members?

Originally Posted by Backspin

I wood.

Yes, you are a well known lover of the chubsters.

I knew Switch would be scared. He's not used to the womanly features.

Originally Posted by Backspin

womanly features.

Fat, mushy squishy flab. Up to you hoser.

You certainly like having something to hold onto, backsy.

Well I wouldn't.

Originally Posted by Lantern

Well I wouldn't.

Nope, same . . . byt Backspit flies to Jamaica with the express aim to screw the ugliest black hookers.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Is she the classy one that recently flipped off the press?

Wouldn't be far off the mark with this lot

Originally Posted by Norton

Will that really be a prob with Conservative party members?

One would hope and think they are not religious nutters like in the US

Originally Posted by Lantern

Well I wouldn't.

Of course you wouldn't. Not theoretically anyway. But in reality , you probably would if she was twice as heavy

Originally Posted by panama hat

Nope, same . .

So if you were theoretically single, at the bar. You end up talking to her. And towards the end of the night she starts walking you to her hotel room. You are going turn her down. Sure you would.

Either dishonesty or homosexuality me thinks.

Her soubriquet among the wags of Whitehall is " Penny Dormant " on account of her inability to say or do anything remotely memorable or relevant.

This stable of runners is truly a gaggle of old nags all of whom were selected by BoJo, not for any true talent, but for their servility and willingness to embrace Brexit, and because of that inferiority would make him look almost gifted.

Her soubriquet among the wags of Whitehall is " Penny Dormant " on account of her inability to say or do anything remotely memorable or relevant.

Former Chancellor Rishi Sunak has won the first round of voting by MPs to choose the next Conservative leader and prime minister.


He got 88 votes, with Trade Minister Penny Mordaunt in second place on 67 and Foreign Secretary Liz Truss third on 50.


Chancellor Nadhim Zahawi and former health secretary Jeremy Hunt were eliminated from the race.


Those still in the contest face another round of voting on Thursday.


The field is expected to be narrowed to two by the end of next week, and then around 160,000 Tory members decide which candidate they want to become the next party leader and prime minister.


The result will be announced on 5 September.


The remaining six hopefuls are now scrambling for support from MPs who backed Mr Hunt and Mr Zahawi.




Mr Sunak, who quit as chancellor last week in protest at Boris Johnson's running of the government, told the BBC he felt "great" about the result.


Leaving the Commons room where the vote was announced, Ms Mordaunt said she was "very honoured" by her showing.

why are you duplicating a thread that is already running?

It's a 2 horse race that will be decided by the Tory membership.

Who would a typical Tory vote for?

Rishi or Penny???

Seriously, you heard it here first!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

why are you duplicating a thread that is already running?

What thread?

Maybe the Mods can merge the two.