T.I.T (This Is Thailand)

**Buckaroo Banzai** · 27-09-2021, 05:39 AM

An insignificant occurrence but one I found amusing.
Yesterday, I was at Tesco Lotus on Mitepab rd in KKC and while leaving I decided to pay my electric bill at the PEA booth by the exit.
It was early morning and no one was there. I walked up at one of the girls (there were 3 or 4 widows) that was busy picking her nose and asked if I could pay our electric bill.
Yes she said but you have to take a number.
I looked around and did not see anyone else there , but what the heck, rules are rules.
So I walked at the Number dispensing machine , got a number and walked back to the same girl,
she seemed happy ,
I guess the nose picking endeavour must had produced a winer.
I showed her my Number , Smiled my winning smile that unfortunately no one can see due to these damn Covid masks, and started giving her my electric bill receipt.
"You must go to the next window " she said.
Thinking that this must be the nose picking window, I begrudgingly complied, walked over to the other window , flashed my winning smile that no one can see again, explained why I was there again and proceeded to give her my bill and credit card.
"We don't take credit cards she said)
Ok I said , can I pay with my phone?
"Only cash" she replied.
I said OK but I don't have much cash, let me go to the ATM machine which is on the other side of the Tesco entrance,walked there took some money out and walked back to the PEA booth and to the same girl.
Handed her my electric bill bill and cash.
"You can't pay with that she said, we don't have change. do you have exact change.?"
No I am sorry I should had told you that before you went to the ATM machine, no nothing.
I wanted to ask her if she would take a chicken and some sunflower seed that I had, but my Thai is not that good. so I took my electric bill and walked away.
On my way home I stopped at a Mini BigC , which I guess makes it a SmallC and paid my bill.
T.I.T

**havnfun** · 27-09-2021, 05:58 AM

Faaaarrk, and at the ChiangMai Immigration office all those years ago all we wanted was a ticket machine, I feel for ya brother.

**david44** · 27-09-2021, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by havnfun

Faaaarrk, and at the ChiangMai Immigration office all those years ago all we wanted was a ticket machine, I feel for ya brother.

Simple desires, you may yet find satisfaction bro, tho not hereabouts I fear.Many young fellows find relaease in healthy activties like joining the MArins.Gym or bushwhacking.If these are little energetic until your back to fighting weight.I admit I myself dound swatting Tuktuks and gekkos did the trick.

Just a little wrinkle to help you bananas in pyjamas.

1 Pop a nice clean Nana sensitively up you back passage at bed time, (May wish to trim any rough bits)

2 Clench slowly but frmly in the morning and your slo cooked , pre heated brekkie Voila, it's is ready

3 Now that's what I call appeal.

I trust between doses those are Hypo Allo Allo genic pillows the cheapr Ali knock offs retain the gas.

**havnfun** · 27-09-2021, 06:56 AM

david, im sorrry bro, no disrespct, but I can't understand what you are saying,^, I know they say i'm a meth head and all that, but it's just shit talk

I don't do any drugs and I can't speak jive

maybe Ant or Snubby could explain to me?

**david44** · 27-09-2021, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by havnfun

maybe Ant or Snubby could explain to me?

Green due and Owed Ear

**panama hat** · 27-09-2021, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I walked up at one of the girls (there were 3 or 4 widows) that was busy picking her nose and asked if I could pay our electric bill.

How utterly gross . . . after shopping one day we were walking around the mall and passed a massage place - a women came out and asked us if we wanted a massage. . . while picking her nose. These oiks have no clue.

**havnfun** · 27-09-2021, 08:00 AM

She wasn't picking her nose, she was clearing her nasal passage so she could speak clearer to the farang. because obviously farangs have a hard time understanding simple instructions

**panama hat** · 27-09-2021, 08:03 AM

^ My wife could pass as a Thai, no language clarity required.

Seriously . . . groping around in nasal slime and thinking others want you to touch them afterwards!!!!

**havnfun** · 27-09-2021, 08:08 AM

You better never go to Pattaya or Phuket, Well certain areas anyway. Women groping around more than nasal areas.

and then pay to touch them afterwards.

**S Landreth** · 27-09-2021, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I decided to pay my electric bill at the PEA booth by the exit.........

Maybe less problems……..

Direct Debit from Bank Account and more

Payment Channels

**Edmond** · 27-09-2021, 09:12 AM

Pay for leccy, water and internet by banking App.

Open K-Bank or Bangkok Bank App, scan the QR Code on the bill, press confirm.

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