Its a problem with all these types that want to freeze history or walk back to some glory, they forget these Maori twats that they changed the land they invaded - fookin hilarious - muppets the lot of them. Its sad that 200 years of diluting their genes still hasn't altered the fact they are thick as shite.
Maybe
I have noticed that when humans have food, shelter and all basic needs covered, they start complaining about something else.
In this case, it probably means that NZ isn't that bad a place to live in.
We'll probably never be satisfied until the whole wide world is a communist paradise.
Then we can't complain
The peoples of they lovely friendly isles New Zealand should do what they want.Many of them have advanced Ovophilia.Remeber fold safe sex , Show ewe love her by wearing a condom or Mutton doin.
As a Pacific nation and canal for pizza I think we should crowd fund to propose the new name
1 Pie Land
2 AO / NZ acdcland
3 South Panama
4 Centrelink East
5 Kia Oral and the winner of the prize pie
PANAMA HUT
the dispaced Kiwis could be sheered at Lower Hutt and the recidivist Knobersonians counselled knot Picton.
Were the people of Noord Holland able to distinguish between your local lingo and that of your English when you were a few sheets to the wind?
Great stuff, by the way. Green from me. It sounds like a fascinating life you have lived (and with a bit of linguistic dexterity thrown in for good measure despite Cy's misgivings. Our language is rich and varied and allows for great leeway- make the most of it because poetry certainly has done.)
Thunlks fur ihre belle respondu Tovarich, Pissperanto is becoming ink ricing lee pupular way to communikatie due to texting and TokTikory.
My stub editor in West Hollandywood has ecresed the cloggy bitz less tehy clog up the threadtreddler.
Back to teh O.p
fresh of the wires from our favorite bus driver, NZ simplified for Okkers
EWE LOT
Rare wide minded racist yobs all gone, some of teh went to Mexico.
Surface to say once renamed I think revisionsts looking back shall call it Ant Arrears land.
Haven't puffed the long white cloud for a while might the solution to have 2 names one for each island North and South is so geogogical ?
Incidentally, the Maori party has one elected seat in NZ Parliament, plus one other unelected. At the last, 2020, elections they garnered 1.17% of the popular vote. I guess some of these small parties just like making an ongoing pain in the arse of themselves, to keep them in the news.
Aotearoa New Zealand uses something called Mixed Member Proportional Representation (MMP). In Aotearoa there are 120 seats in parliament, 60 electorate seats and 60 "list" seats. List seats are assigned according to the amount of party votes received. Simply put, the voter gets two ticks - one for local electorate representative and one tick for party vote. As such, the Maori Party with it's one electorate seat had enough votes to be entitled to a list seat. So, according to the system, Debbie Ngarewa-Packer is indeed an elected MP.
Nations such as Bolivia, Germany, South Korea, and even in parts of the UK use MMP as a way to have a government more representative of the people rather than minority governments, that through gerrymandering, rule with less than half of the vote. Of course, in most cases this means coalition governments need to be formed. This past election was the first time that Aotearoa New Zealand, under MMP, had one party receive a majority of party votes.
Okay, nothing witty to add. Apologies for the boring post.
pues, estamos aqui
I did a quick poll of my colleagues...
Everyone from Ceylon to Sri Lanka, and Formosa to Taiwan decided it wasn't an issue.
MARY AT HE DAIRY REPORTS
98.68% votes counted and a surprisng majority decided from Sunday closing time
South Island and their barely comprehensible Hiberno-Jock ruggbugga brogue
WORDTANGLERLAND
The North Island of MaoriPoms marinated in Fijianjizz will revert to its origns as
TURDWRANGLERLAND
Mods can't understand your danish and they sure as hell can't ask google for help.
We are going to jail
Justice for Scandis and the low countries!!!!!!!
It is stamped on the backsides rasher one's, the brexshite version are called Gammons by Palmer hams.
You should've seen my cartoons on Arhus Sanckbar in Jyllands Pist
Wild crowds of monkeys across continents chanting Alle og ejsberg while using Danbo enemas.
Some of the devout attemoted to insert a carrot in the Danish Mermaid , but like so many wandering seamen could find no hole.
Apologies for non Dansk talende monglottybehandicappeed
Gule Rode (what TomCat's bistro might call a golden rod is a prized organic dildo, known to produce a smile on mermaids.)
Rare footage of Helge's hit single , big hit fwith the deaf
Interestingly the habit of branding wandering Vikings originated amongst the campaign work for guidegilrs for the blind and or slow learners known as Man Utd fanss in Sale.
ON ARMS OF t'BARMAID FROM SALE
WAS TATOOED The PRICES OF ALE
FOR TEH SAKE OF THE BLIND
UPON ER BEHIND
WAS t'SAME INFO IN BRAILLE
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