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    Lady Gaga's Dogs were dognaped!

    The Title says it all!! The assailants pulled up in a white sedan and when the dog walker resisted they shot them.
    Initially it was speculated that the dognapers were trump supporters and the dognaping was in retaliation of Lady Gaga singing at the inauguration but the theory was quickly discounded when it was pointed out that the assailants were not driving a Pickup truck, and they had all their teeth.
    Lady Gaga'''s dog-walker shot and bulldogs stolen - BBC News
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    500k reward apparently. Tempted to see if she'll take my French Bulldog...

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    500k reward apparently. Tempted to see if she'll take my French Bulldog...
    She can have my mongrels for $50 bucks
    If she wants more I can go as far as $64.38 and a half eaten salami sandwich.
    Ohh wait. fucken mangy mongrels stole and ate the rest of my sandwich.

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    Good try Cujo, but the moment she see you , I am sure she will realise you are not her dog' Where did you find the other one?

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    Shouldn't it be puppynapped?


    I'll get my coat..

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    I love how no-one gives a f*&k about the dog walker who was shot.

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    Yep, that's amerka for ya.

    SHOCK HORROR!!! Two of Lady Gaga's expensive French poodles kidnapped!

    [Dogwalker shot through the chest]

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    ...^PETA alert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    500k reward apparently. Tempted to see if she'll take my French Bulldog...
    It has touched me, how the poor lady has suffered. Was the modest amount what she got last month for her wonderful performance in DC? Or did she have to add something from her savings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    It has touched me, how the poor lady has suffered. Was the modest amount what she got last month for her wonderful performance in DC? Or did she have to add something from her savings?
    Neither she nor Jennifer Lopez were paid. They got a free hotel room. Perhaps learn to keep your mouth shut when you dont have a clue. FOK.

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    Anyway, how generous from them.... And how humble that they do not tell us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    Anyway, how generous from them.... And how humble that they do not tell us...
    Generous, generosity, My guess is you have no idea what either is, or the feeling of being generous. Its a good thing, so you probably wont like it.

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    You surely have to know a lot about my “generosity”. (Admitted, not for the rulers)

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