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    Away from some septic orange bloke who the yanks get all hard about, matters of world import are taking place.

    The Queen's speech today and the first of a new era. Now her madge even at over 90 would still like to rip Jimmy a new one for suggesting the break up of her UK under her reign and is saved from the indiginity a break up would cause as Jimmy has no fooking chance of getting a "Can we be free to enforce national skirt wearing" ballot.

    Instead saint BoJo of the unzipped fly has put forward a raft of proposals looking to melt even the most hardened labour supporters, its like JFK and Obamas best bits thrown together, but for Scotland and Jimmy its a nightmare and they are left crying into their sporans (pussy wig for Americans) coz they can't work out why anybody would vote for compulsory skirts when it barely gets above 5 deg c. Fuk em eh in Tezzas words.

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    In parliament yesterday Ian Blackford was sent into bat by Jimmy and told to bring up the issue of second Scottish referendum...for what must be the 400th time in 2019. During his usual rinse and repeat tirade, BoJo is seen using his phone. Blackford isn't happy and tells the PM that "its not a good look seeing the PM playing on his phone rather than listening to the legitimate demands of the Scottish National Party." ...BoJo promptly replies with "Well say something intestering then" drawing gales of laughter, i suspect Mr Sausage has been on the receiving end of similar many times.

    Now the SNP through the election race saw themselves as prospective king makers with Corbyn if the result was a hung parliament and they were loving it. The result came out and whilst the SNP made major gains it dawned on Jimmy that a BoJo majority means she stands no chance in getting her dream of a 2nd referendum. Yesterday in parliament underlined this with BoJo using MP speak to tell Blackford to fook off.

    I'm loving this.I wonder how long before the SNP MPs turn up sporting woad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    In parliament yesterday Ian Blackford was sent into bat by Jimmy and told to bring up the issue of second Scottish referendum...for what must be the 400th time in 2019. During his usual rinse and repeat tirade, BoJo is seen using his phone. Blackford isn't happy and tells the PM that "its not a good look seeing the PM playing on his phone rather than listening to the legitimate demands of the Scottish National Party." ...BoJo promptly replies with "Well say something intestering then"

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    Thanks Nev, i can't seem to post pics or vid on this phone. May have to ask the BiLs nong.

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    Did he get peached? I should know this... NPR is all knowing. If he did then I keep the records. You recall,the ones I bet ol' 57.

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    Well a New Year update and Ian "Rob Roy" Blackford colloquially know as Bonny Prince Fat Fuk ...a right repetitive boring koont like Mr Sausages is reinvigorated by the lump of coal they give each other over xmas and under Jimmy's direction has launched what is going to be request 5 of 4,647 for a Scottish Indy Ref this year and what i cannot for the life of me understand is this...

    Does Boris NOT know that if he gives Scotland a Refo and they get their desire for universals Skirtdom and then they rejoin the EU (who we all know supported Bonny Prince Charlie in his previous independence bid) that the best bit is that Mr Sausages can get back to the sainted Isles with his bloke and be part of the EU in Scotland, his bloke can legit wear a skirt without being called out as a queer unlike in England - Sausages will properly blow his beans if Krankie gets the green light and i for one whole heartedly support JImmy.

    Not sure they understand we'll have to let off the Trident fireworks before we leave...to make sure they don't fall into enemy hands though, but fuk its mainly heather and shitty rocks no one will mind missing for 100,000 years.

    The fukin future is bright...green glowing near Faslane for quiet a while. May want Lead Skirts and tights

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    Ref 2 is a sinking ship and Boris is about to fire a torpedo into its stern with his majority.

    Won't shut Krankie up,it's her only reason to exist.

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    I've got it


    Ian Blackford is


    tadah


    Mr Sausages...The Gent ... Its a ploy to get his bloke back to the UK...sly.....little ....fooker...

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    What's the SNP gonna do now?

    Fvck all

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post

    My view is give it to them let them win and they can fuk off with their begging bowl to Brussels where i strongly suspect the land of milk and honey they think they'll land in won't be as they imagined.
    ...and while we are at it give Ireland back to the Irish.
    Fuck off little Britain! Your place is in the history books. Nothing more or less.

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    Why thank you, that from the candidate from Munster. the EU is much better off without England as too is Scotland and Ireland, in fact the world.

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    fuck Scotland, they belong to the UK

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Why thank you, that from the candidate from Munster. the EU is much better off without England as too is Scotland and Ireland, in fact the world.
    ? The only thing I can offer you is some Munster Cheese in my fridge.

    "au lait cru" of course

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    fuck the English with their pasteurized cheese,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Another Scottish independence referendum isn't going to happen while Boris Johnson is PM.
    Do they need one ?

    Just today I heard more of the" Invite Scotland to join their Cousins in Scandinavia" talk on national radio.

    I guess we could do a "Crimea" on our oppressed ginger family

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    They didn't even get the majority of votes in Jockland, let alone the majority in a referendum.

    Stupid krankie bitch is like Slimey Salmond, she just wants to be the first El Presidente of a tinpot state with the importance of Slovenia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    I guess we could do a "Crimea" on our oppressed ginger family
    Good idea, you mean line your Nordic Canons up and get the the Jocks to ride at you with kitchen knives whilst you fire unripe haggis at them...sadistic bastard.

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    The Scots are a hoot.

    Finding out they are running the highest deficit in Europe the canny Scots have decided its time to change the measure to help support its case for independence. They'll be signing up Mr Sausages as their adviser next, he's great at seeking out numbers to supports his narrow views.

    Last year's GERS figures showed total public spending in Scotland was £75.3 billion in 2018/19 but the country only raised £62.7 billion in revenues.


    Scotland's deficit of seven per cent of GDP also dwarfed every EU member state, with Cyprus (4.8 per cent) and Romania (three per cent) having the next largest deficits. The limit for joining the EU is three per cent.



    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/01/14/snp-finance-minister-publish-alternative-economic-case-independence/

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    you mean line your Nordic Canons up and get the the Jocks to ride at you with kitchen knives whilst you fire unripe haggis at them.
    Not really, but could be a effective plan B

    (are you a millitary man ?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    (are you a millitary man ?)
    It runs in the family. There's no need for balaclavas, no crime ear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    fuck the English with their pasteurized cheese,
    Personally, I blame Louis the frog.

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    So Brexit at 11pm but north of the border the Woad Skirt wearers are getting increasingly restless.

    Jimmy as she is correctly known as given Fatty Blackford a break from bleating in Westminster and has taken up the gauntlet but prepping for Independence = Jimmy is going to test the waters internally, not a nice thought but she hopes by making enough noises and getting enough evidence that Scotland can be the new Ireland and that Boris will cave in and get advice from Trump on wall building.

    Scottish independence: Nicola Sturgeon calls for patience over indyref2

    What did Ms Sturgeon announce?
    Ms Sturgeon used her speech to unveil plans to set up a new Constitutional Convention of MPs, MSPs, former MEPs and councillors, similar to the one that was set up ahead of the creation of the devolved Scottish Parliament in 1999.


    She also said a series of papers would be published on how to set up an independent Scotland, with the SNP's campaign budget being doubled to pay for new independence materials, local newspaper adverts and a new campaign film focused on undecided voters.


    And she said the Electoral Commission would be asked to re-test the question from the last referendum in 2014 - "should Scotland be an independent country".

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-51311288

    Jimmy got a bit of leftie up her and she wasn't too pleased.

    Yesterday Nicola Sturgeon's track record on health care was brutally torn apart by the Scottish Labour Party leader during First Minister's Questions.

    Richard Leonard slammed the SNP leader's constant calls for a "divisive referendum" and her obsession with the European flag.

    Mr Leonard said: "Instead of using this Parliament to speak to your party about a divisive referendum that people don’t want and obsessing about a flag.

    Nicola Sturgeon savaged by Leonard over ‘wrong priorities’

    "Never mind the symbolism of a flag, let’s look at the symbolism of a sick kids hospital.

    "A hospital that will not open for a year but which is costing £1.4 million a month in charges.

    "Which proves as this week’s report by audit Scotland shows, that with your finance model we have a transfer of reward to the sector but no transfer of risk."

    He continued: "First Minister this week has shown that you have got the wrong priorities.



    I hope the Yermans and Frenchies know how much Jimmy's part of the Island will cost them...c£9Bn and that's close to a familiar number....

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    All hot air from the SNP.
    Europe doesn't want them, neither does England.
    But unfortunately we are sadled with them the same as Wales and Northern Ireland.
    They should show some gratitude for their subsidies.

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    The SNP are not representitive of the majority of Scotland's electorate similar to to the remoaners in post Brexit Britain. Billy Krankies Scottish Referendum on Independence again-20200201_171115-jpg

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    Looks like Ms Jimmy has promised Tusk a little something, just hope The Don gets his EU mates to sign on before he finds out Jimmy has willy.

    What a cock

    Donald Tusk, the former president of the European council, has said there would be widespread enthusiasm in the EU if Scotland applied to rejoin after independence.


    In remarks that will boost Nicola Sturgeon’s campaign for a second referendum, Tusk told the BBC he had great sympathy with the desire of many Scots to rejoin the EU after Brexit.


    “I want to stop myself from saying something too blunt. Sometimes I feel I am Scots. I’m very Scottish now, especially after Brexit,” he told BBC One’s The Andrew Marr Show.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/feb/02/donald-tusk-eu-would-be-enthusiastic-if-scotland-applied-to-rejoin

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