Thread: The UK General Election 2019

finally, now we can all move on, that early election was a good idea at the end

what happened to Theresa May? does she still have a seat, the silly old Nervana witch?

Betts they'll have to join Bercow on the "i was once a politician" circuit, i hope Boris makes sure they are never able to darken the HOP halls again in any form of lobbying capacity.

Now after Brexit, 2nd Scottish Ref i hope we can abolish the HOL , exciting times except if you are a net budget contributor to the EU.

So Bercow is gone too, he was so entertaining, what a shame

Other good news, not a single one of those who defected/ejected from Labour/Conservatives and who stood as Independents/Change UK/Liberal Democrats were elected.

We are now that much nearer to Irish unification and Scottish independence. Th £ bounce has not been as much as I had hoped for but the extent of the majority has ramifications that could play out somewhat differently to how the Brexshit fuckwits might have anticipated.

Given the majority, the government is unshackled from the DUP who are now irrelevant but so too is it liberated from the toxicity of the extremist arseholes like Baker and others on the right wing of the ERG fringe which means they now have that room to manoeuvre in the EU FTA negotiations dependimg on realpolitik that wasn't available before.

NI and Scotland have now unequivocally demonstrated that they do not want to be included in the Brexit vote and if the English government fails to accommodate that then the union is indeed headed for fracture. Either he offers a form of EU/UK condominium for NI and Scotland or they go....

Also, there is the small matter of BoJo's corrupt payment to his floosie when Mayor which is to be investigated.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Betts they'll have to join Bercow on the "i was once a politician" circuit, i hope Boris makes sure they are never able to darken the HOP halls again in any form of lobbying capacity.

Now after Brexit, 2nd Scottish Ref i hope we can abolish the HOL , exciting times except if you are a net budget contributor to the EU.

Bail out of NI, Scots want to drown with the EU, what odds a Welsh referendum?

Erm not a lot i reckon, their nationalists don't hold as much sway. Offas dyke ain't as challenging as a wall to keep the hoards out. Good job ops though if we do castle a rebuilding programme.

an excellent result, i followed it through the night on tv and enjoyed every fucking minute of the traitorous, duplicitous, anti semitic, corbyn and mcdonnels total, complete and utter decimation and humiliation.

those two, along with the execrable dianne flabbot have now been firmly put back in their boxes where they can continue to do what they do best.
and that is sit in grubby dimly lit committee rooms plotting revolutions, dreaming of overthrowing capitalism and sucking hamas, trade union and paddy cock.

Originally Posted by jabir

Bail out of NI, Scots want to drown with the EU, what odds a Welsh referendum?

They just need to say they want to be part of Russia. Vlad'll liberate them.

Labour's lowest number of seats since 1935.

How is that wanker Corbyn not being thrown down the stairs of Labour HQ?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

We are now that much nearer to Irish unification and Scottish independence. Th £ bounce has not been as much as I had hoped for but the extent of the majority has ramifications that could play out somewhat differently to how the Brexshit fuckwits might have anticipated.

Given the majority, the government is unshackled from the DUP who are now irrelevant but so too is it liberated from the toxicity of the extremist arseholes like Baker and others on the right wing of the ERG fringe which means they now have that room to manoeuvre in the EU FTA negotiations dependimg on realpolitik that wasn't available before.

NI and Scotland have now unequivocally demonstrated that they do not want to be included in the Brexit vote and if the English government fails to accommodate that then the union is indeed headed for fracture. Either he offers a form of EU/UK condominium for NI and Scotland or they go....

Also, there is the small matter of BoJo's corrupt payment to his floosie when Mayor which is to be investigated.

The Krankies and NornIrn don't really have much to offer, apart from a drain on the exchequer. If they insist on leaving they can be a drain on a bankrupt EU instead.

So much work to do and so little time to do it. Nationalism will stay on the back burner while the real parliament gets on with shaping the future of UK trade.

So sorry you fucked up on the exchange rates ​again.

Originally Posted by taxexile

an excellent result, i followed it through the night on tv and enjoyed every fucking minute of the traitorous, duplicitous, anti semitic, corbyn and mcdonnels total, complete and utter decimation and humiliation.

Well put Tax. Also loved it when Swinton's result came in.

I see Lbour dressed Corbyn up in a new suit,bit like putting lipstick on a pig,because it still will look like one.
Same goes for the old commo in a suit,still looks like a 60's throwback would be revolutionary,what a dick.
Classic pic of that old strumpet Abbott showing she is that stupid she carn't even dress properly or shoes that she is so left wing she has 2 left feet.
Now one will never have see the champagne socialist and kerb crawler Hugh Grant on the hustlings again.
Poor old Seeking sausages has not owned up for the great tea-trolley disaster of 67 and this election result will want him craving for a feed of liver to get a bit of iron in him.

Just heard that Corbyn has asked for the masses to help build a organic Wicker woven wall to be built around Islington.
It's going to be overseen by some ex-Stazi engineers and Vegans,all in the name of keeping the Imperialist capitalists out.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Be still my beating heart! BoJo our hero who will deliver the EU deal they were always going to give we Brexshitters will now rearrange the world so that all the coons, nignogs, wops, niggers and fuzzy-wuzzies will buy all our re-badged shit made in China and make all the Brits without a pot to piss in rich again like what they were in the 1950s before the darkies came to Blighty.

So, he's going to reduce taxes but recruit 20,000 more coppers, 60,000 more nurses, rebuild all our schools that have been falling down for a decade, rebuild the roads that were fucked in the winter of 2015 and not been repaired, reduce the £30 billion current account deficit and not increase the 86% debt to GDP ratio whilst fucking more floosies and kissing off goodby to Scotland and NI?

Schadenfreude is just so much on the zeitgeist, it's almost sweet.

£ Sept/Oct 2015 = 54 baht, £ Dec 2019 = 40.54 baht.

Still, at least Mogg can now be let out of his kennel where he has spent the pas month, corralled by psycho Cummings.

But, as I say, let's wait for the whitewash of BoJo's bollox when the police pronounce his £126,000 bung to the Septic slapper was merely a grant.

Still, its been a good result for moi, the UK is approaching its denouement and the £ has bounced back.

Gotta love it, eh, a win all round.






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well at least BoJo is not going to break the bank with FREE broadband

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

the £ has bounced back

For how long though!

All seats have now declared. The final result is:

Conservatives: 365
Labour: 202
SNP: 48
Lib Dems: 11
DUP: 8
Others: 15

80 seat majority.

He can do what the fvck he wants now.

That includes no more Scottish independence votes for the forceable.

Indeed he can! A shame he wasn't leader immediately after the referendum. It wasted two years.

I am already making my exit plans from Germany. Too many cheating fooking bastards....