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    Prime Minister Boris Johnson

    The irrepressible Boris Johnson is prime minister of the UK.



    It is sure to be a fun time with BoJo at the helm playing Robin to Trump's Batman and high entertainment is in the pipeline.

    Scomo from Aussie is to attend a state dinner at the invitation of Scrotus and may become a minor apprentice to the 2 masters of disasters!

    Buckle in crack the popcorn and enjoy the ride folks!!


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    his ego will be caught at the park toilets ,sucking off tweery dressed in his firemans uniform

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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Prime Minister Boris Johnson-67194011_10217510213839993_350912228381163520_n.jpg  

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    Scomo is too much of a muppet to be Batman’s Albert the Butler.
    Could play a role as Batman’s Aunt Harriet though.

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    I assume there was some kind of a party vote so the question is why would anyone vote for such Muppet to be the leader of United Kingston and it's colony the United States.

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    Quote Originally Posted by docmartin View Post
    Scomo is too much of a muppet to be Batman’s Albert the Butler.
    How did Australian politics sink so low.

    He presents like a plumber or accountant rather than a statesman.

    Still better than the labour's Bill Shorten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post

    Still better than the labour's Bill Shorten.
    Cholera is better than slimy Shorten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    I assume there was some kind of a party vote so the question is why would anyone vote for such Muppet to be the leader of United Kingston and it's colony the United States.

    Much better than that other sheila they had. At least he is entertaining.

    Also much, much better than having this guy rather than that fucking retarded idiot Jeremy Corbyn who leads Labour .

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    could have been a decent thread here looper, sadly barry has polluted it with cut and pastes from those kiddies cartoon books he loves so much.

    oh well, back to the brexit thread then.

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    boris , Vlad and Donya

    3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

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    The really funny thing is this fukos.

    The Donald, Boris and Morrison were on the back foot when it came to the polls and kuntos in the fake news constantly talked up the shit against them.

    But here they are in all their glory being top fookin leaders of their Kingdoms and all their detractors are fooked up and contemplating suicide.

    I fookin love it and take great pleasure in the pain felt by the piss ants who rallied against them.
    Jump ya fukers, Ya know ya want to don't cha.

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    Which poll are you referring to in which Boris Johnson was 'on the back foot', Terry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    The really funny thing is this fukos.

    The Donald, Boris and Morrison were on the back foot when it came to the polls and kuntos in the fake news constantly talked up the shit against them.

    But here they are in all their glory being top fookin leaders of their Kingdoms and all their detractors are fooked up and contemplating suicide.

    I fookin love it and take great pleasure in the pain felt by the piss ants who rallied against them.
    Jump ya fukers, Ya know ya want to don't cha.
    Listen you idiot. Boris was selected by the party, nothing to do with polls or votes.

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    Boris Johnson has the public persona of a buffoon, but he is also remarkably intelligent.The worrying part is, he's been around long enough to understand that politics today, is more about perception, than honesty.

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    Meh...he just went to school, knows his fucking Latin and can punctuate.

    Something of which, not all of, us, are capable, admittedly.

    Anyway the UK is 'taking back control' with a Prime Minister voted for by 0.3% of the country's population, who may well muzzle parliament.

    And the country rejoices, maintains bungholeboy.

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    this is not boris' endgame , only a stepping stone

    and he is only playing this game for himself

    so does he want the house of lords , knighthood or the board of an international bank ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    this is not boris' endgame , only a stepping stone

    and he is only playing this game for himself

    so does he want the house of lords , knighthood or the board of an international bank ?
    Mere trinkets that he could have had already, if he wanted. He craves only power. You've gone full dragonfly with your projected failure there balders.

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    from the BBC comments

    2155. Posted by entwistle74 on Just now

    And Rees Mogg’s been confirmed as Leader of the House. It’s like Harry Potter directed by Ken Russell..

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    His first speech was rather uplifting if not very possible..

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    That's all he's got. But a positive enthusiastic attitude only goes so far.
    You actually need to be able to implement your plans.
    Let's see how he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Boris Johnson has the public persona of a buffoon....
    The thing is that in British/English comedy the buffoon or scapegoat is the hero. Think Chaplin.
    Unlike US comedy where he hero is a one line wisecracker.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post

    Anyway the UK is 'taking back control' with a Prime Minister voted for by 0.3% of the country's population.....
    Yes that is the way a parliamentary democracy works. The leader is chosen by the winning party members not by the general population. Armed forces swear allegiance to the Monarch not to a flag. et al......
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    He craves only power.
    His father is /was a politician so maybe he just wants to do better?

    Although "Johnson's earliest recorded ambition was to be "world king".

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    I think comparisons with Trump are abit unfair.

    He is clearly a showman like Trump is but he has a much more genial, intelligent and appealing presentation and does not go in for being provocative just for the troll factor like Trump does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    His first speech was rather uplifting if not very possible..
    That's his schtick.....vacuous tub-thumping without any substance. He's never lasted the course at anything because he cannot abide the tedium of mundanity, hard work and the truth. He prefers the dazzle-dazzle of oratory without any responsibility for translating empty, ill-considered promises and assurances into anything so mundane as good governance.

    He is what he is, a vapid, narcissistic, lazy poseur who wants to be the centre of attention who detests work.

    That is why he was the worst FS in modern history and is disregarded by practically everyone who prizes integrity, honour and responsibility.

    Think of him as a precocious child who needs to be petted but who has got a throbbing cock and has to fuck a lot, preferably with different women.

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