Doris is done, she tried and failed. Time for a new casting.
Doris is done, she tried and failed. Time for a new casting.
Boris is actually an interesting phenomenon peculiar to the British who it seem can forgive anyone for any misdemeanour as long as it makes them laugh or amuses them while he waves the flag and invokes cod Churchillian sentiments.
He is demonstrably incompetent, as evidenced by his poor performance at the FCO and the testimony of Gove, he is lazy, as evidenced by his lack of any active management in his role as mayor of London and the testimony of Gove, he is a liar, as evidenced by his sacking by The Times when he made up a story, he is deceitful, as evidenced by his serial infidelity to his wives, he is untrustworthy, as evidenced by his willingness to lie to his children, his friends and the country and finally he is utterly weak without any sense of remorse as evidenced by being a slave to his carnal desires which he satiates with any passing pussy or research assistant provided they sign non-disclosure agreements.
And how does he get away with it all? Why, because he makes offensive jokes at the expense of foreigners or stereotypical victims and everyone sniggers.
He is in essence the perfect Tory leader for our times and the perfect prime minister for a broken down Brexit Britain addicted to sucking American cock and any other tinpot banana republic dictator or coon shyster willing to bung some dosh his way. The only remaining question is, when BoJo gets on his knees to Trump, will he spit or will he swallow.
I hope he wins, the laughs will be truly fun as the fires burn again in NI, Scotland breaks free and the Welsh declare UDI.
Indeed, it seems, globally, we have now firmly entered the Era of The Stupid.
Since all but the extremists are now bored off their tits by BREXIT, the time for bojo is sickeningly right.
May has been the perfect precursor.
Around 120 MPs have said they will quit if he is elected which if it is right means he would not get through the various rounds.
The process is really quite dismal given the field and little different to the nags selling hurdle that ran last and gave us the sclerotic skin bag May.
If they have any sense they will consider Gauke as the man. He is competent, honourable, intelligent and fair which would seem to rule him out almost immediately but who knows, maybe the party is sick of stupid cvunts, posturing fuckwits, old farts and nazis.
He only needs to get to the last 2 amongst Tory MPs which he should do as out of 300 odd Tory MPs he would get well over 100 votes making it impossible for 2 others to both get more votes than him then the top 2 go to the Tory membership for a vote which he will win by a landslide. Even Tories who dislike Boris know he is there only hope of staving off an electoral wipeout in the absence of any other viable candidate.
This is simply a self fulfilling wish and is rooted in fantasy which of course is now common currency at Matthew Parker St. or wherever Tory HQ is these days.
Every Tory realist knows there is not a cat in hell's chance any interview of Boris will not zero in on the dick in his pants, his lies, his deceit and his incompetence. The fucking idiots to the right off the Tory party might suck his white worm but no commentator or journalist is going to miss the chance of reminding the fat cvunt that Gove publicly knifed him in the kidneys because he thought Boris was fucking useless.
But then, these are weirdly stupid times and the Brexit fever has addled more minds than just the usual fucking moronic English lower end.
I would not be surprised to see BoJo get elected with Domehead Raab C Brexit as his deputy, Leadsom as Chancellor, McVey as Foreign Secretary and the pygmy coon Patel as Home Secretary.
Now that is what a comedy show Brexit is truly about.
Putin will piss himself.
Whatever you personally think about Boris the fact remains that he appeals to people across the spectrum hence got elected twice as Mayor of Labour London. He is a good orator and appeals to people and is hence the Tories only hope. As if they end up with another remainer or anyone tarnished by Doris clusterfuk deal its wipeout time.
But Boris was a remainer who couldn't give a fuck about anything except becoming a Trump style PM. Another awkward truth for the fat fuck to deal with.
When will you dickheads understand, Brexit is Ebola and means certain death.
^And he is (was) a model diplomat
https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/times-bo...son-flat-lied/
it was always going to be this way when corporations and capitalism has been dumbing down people so they can buy more shit,
In communist Russia, everyone had an education and time to educate and entertain themselves with science and art
these days, we are educating and entertaining ourselves with Fake News and Apps
The iPhone generation will be our downfall
GE is the new Exit
Brexit: Talks between Tories and Labour set to close with no deal
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-48304867
Brexit talks between the Conservatives and Labour are about to close without an agreement, the BBC has learned.
Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn will now move to a second phase, aimed at agreeing on a process for Parliamentary votes designed to find a consensus.
It comes after Mrs May promised to set a timetable for leaving Downing Street following the next Brexit vote in June.
Ex-Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has said he will stand in the Conservative leadership election that will follow.
The UK was due to leave the EU on 29 March but the deadline was pushed back to 31 October after MPs rejected Mrs May's proposed deal - the withdrawal agreement that was negotiated with the EU - three times.
That prompted attempts to find a way to end the impasse through cross-party talks between Labour and the Conservatives.
But BBC Newsnight political editor Nicholas Watt said Tory whips had given up hope of finding agreement with the Labour leader on a Brexit deal.
He said on the other side of the negotiating table "Labour has fears about the durability of a deal agreed with a weak prime minister".
My first and only election leaflet came through the letterbox today...
Not heard a whisper from the other parties apart from on the BBC.
Looking like a one horse race and a landslide victory next Thursday
Other parties making same mistake again in trying to label the Brexit party as far right and everyone is a racist and bigot who votes for them. Didn't work in the referendum and won't work now. Trouble is for remain parties is that they cant paint a positive picture of the EU and tell us all what is so great about it.
nah, Macron is the only choice for now
next stop is LePen or Melanchon if he fails
Another rage pm from Nev, all triggered cos his beloved Brexit Party got insulted.
Sorry if I'm not politically correct enough for you buddy,,,
We cant all be towering intellectuals likes you Warwick.
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