Thread: Brexit - It's Still On!

Mr Sausages is full of predictions, here mine. Junker the outgoing EU drunk must be replaced and it appears Auntie has been getting match fit to take over.

Saw Merkel on tv yesterday, shaking like a leaf and trying to get a grip of herself. She has a serious medical problem.

Originally Posted by Switch

Saw Merkel on tv yesterday, shaking like a leaf and trying to get a grip of herself. She has a serious medical problem.

Na, must be dehydration again, docs have had enough of her and refuse to prescribe a Gatorade. She'll be gone soon, so will her drunk poodle and then the fun begins.

Well, I see the markets are flattering the Brexiteers even more and the £ is now worth 38.97 baht.

Johnson is now advocating a free economy with magic bullets everywhere but as in most Tory thinking he is looking to bolster his popularity by threatening to introduce more anti-coon immigration policies. Always good to keep the racist bigots onside.

I met Johnson once and it was quite enlightening - he actually prefers the Thai approach to problem solving in that rather than accept any reality and act accordingly he likes panaceas that fit his penchant for cheap rhetoric. His insane idea for a new mega airport in the Isle of Dogs was a good example of his chickenhead stupidity but it was precipitated by a bad experience one day at Gatwick, and which he reported on in his Telegraph column, an airport that had been starved of investment for years but had nevertheless been used as a cash cow for the then owners.

He is proposing tax reductions everywhere and the removal of "red tape" ( in Borisworld this is in fact the law that protects people from cvunts exploiting them ) which of course is the main reason why Britain has had the worst productivity rate in the developed western world and has fuck all to do with low wages, low investment etc.

As I understand it, the UK's infrastructure needs an injection of £200-£300 billions to restore the country to the level it enjoyed before the austerity measures were implemented. Quite from where these funds are to be conjured remains a mystery but in Borisworld that is not a problem, one simply ignores it and movs on to the next panacea.

The future is quite interesting and inflation is clearly going to be the weapon of choice in Borisland.

My prediction that we will have parity with the dollar in baht terms is becoming a reality rather sooner than I thought.

37 baht in the Thai banks today and heading south.

Brexit certainly is working, August 2015 Sterling bought 55 baht.

And now the sex addicted, lying sick of shit is insisting as a precondition for appointment in his "cabinet" all ministers must be committed to a hard Brexit option.

It truly is the end of days.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

My prediction that we will have parity with the dollar in baht terms is becoming a reality rather sooner than I thought.

Even in Baht terms you are completely and utterly wrong. The dollar is driven by pressures more potent than any Brexit scenario, you fiddling Roman idiot.

You truly are a fucking idiot. The US $ in 2015 Aug traded at 35 baht when the £ was trading at 55 baht.

Today the $ is trading at 31 baht, the £ at 38.

Even a silly old burnt out, ditch digging, blue collar oik such as you will grasp the significance.

Thailand for the Brits is fucked.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

You truly are a fucking idiot. The US $ in 2015 Aug traded at 35 baht when the £ was trading at 55 baht.

Today the $ is trading at 31 baht, the £ at 38.

Even a silly old burnt out, ditch digging, blue collar oik such as you will grasp the significance.

Thailand for the Brits is fucked.

Only for low end Brits on a meagre state pension, you still leaving?

again, it's all academic, eventually BoJo will do a 180 and do a call for REVOKE

Affecting a social superiority having consigned yourself to the ghastliness of a suburban box within a shabby, rundown northern British sink estate suggests a grasp of irony as tenuous as your grip on reality.

Bumbumboy, you always were an oik squeezed into an ill-fitting, cheap suit of clumsy pretence.

That exchange rate really is hurting you isn't it? That's what happens to the lower end who dont plan ahead and have all their income in £.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

My prediction that we will have parity with the dollar in baht terms is becoming a reality rather sooner than I thought.

You predicted parity by December 2016 if I recall correctly.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

It's all relative, I suppose. I wake up and live in an environment that many pay a couple of thousand annually to enjoy on their holidays, whereas you wake up to ugly squalor and drear mundanity characterised by unappealing denizens obsessed by self mutilation, obesity, and slack-jawed idiocy.

Horses for courses, eh bumbumboy? And you lead the field in the dystopia that is Crewe.

Har, har.

You wake up in a cesspit, a place you are trapped in, a place full of whores and a toxic sea on your doorstep that cant be entered. Where as I wake up in a quiet village with views over the Cheshire countryside, it certainly is all relative.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

I wake up in a quiet village with views over the Cheshire countryside

Have you moved house recently, then?

double post

Originally Posted by Neverna

Have you moved house recently, then?

No, you?

So long as you are happy with the view, that's all that matters.

Your idea of countryside is obviously different to mine, though. I prefer countryside to consist of green fields, trees, rivers and maybe hills rather than what you actually have.

I dont remember you being in my bedroom looking out over the fields and trees and the hills of the peak district in the distance, no rivers to see though or railway sidings.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

I dont remember you being in my bedroom looking out over the fields and trees and the hills of the peak district in the distance, no rivers to see though or railway sidings.

Look over the fence in your back garden. Lovely building, eh? Nice and cool inside though if the UK summer heats up too much and your fridge packs in.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

No, you?

maybe Nerv wants to come visit, and have tea

how is Crewe btw? is it that nice?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Look over the fence in your back garden. Lovely building, eh? Nice and cool inside though if the UK summer heats up too much and your fridge packs in.

Just fields and a small country road at back of my house.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

maybe Nerv wants to come visit, and have tea

how is Crewe btw? is it that nice?

Nev is one of those creepy social media stalkers, has been for years, suppose I should be flattered.

Crewe is a shithole rarely go into the place apart from supermarket shopping.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Just fields and a small country road at back of my house.

Have they knocked down the cold storage facility then?

Originally Posted by buriramboy

Nev is one of those creepy social media stalkers, has been for years, suppose I should be flattered.

I've never looked at your social media stuff at all. I'm not interested, but you do provide plenty of information about yourself on Teakdoor, though, enough to show where you live, including your house number, and much much, more. You put it all out there.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Have they knocked down the cold storage facility then?


I've never looked at your social media stuff at all. I'm not interested, but you do provide plenty of information about yourself on Teakdoor, though, enough to show where you live, including your house number, and much much, more. You put it all out there.

Never posted my house number and never said where I live other than a small village outside of Crewe. You have form for being a creepy stalker, numerous times you have made references to stuff i have never posted on here. Also abusing your mod powers in regards to peoples IP addresses. And before you start screaming like the little bitch you are I know 2 mods/ x mods who both told me you were a mod and there is no reason for them to lie. You're just a creepy cvnt. But you're not the only one.

Boris Johnson 'called the French "turds"' over Brexit in comment cut from BBC documentary

Boris Johnson is reported to have called the French "turds" when he was foreign secretary, in a Brexit outburst filmed for a BBC documentary but never broadcast.

The Foreign Office persuaded the BBC to cut it from the film because it was "potentially awkward" for Anglo-French relations, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

It is reported that Mr Johnson made the remark in frustration at what he saw as French intransigence in Brexit negotiations as Theresa May was battling to secure a deal.

The Mail quotes a leaked Foreign Office memo, dated 13 November last year, stating: "We negotiated the removal of one potentially awkward moment where the former foreign secretary calls the French 'turds' so as not to distract from the rest of the programme."

As a result, the remark was cut from the documentary, a "fly on the wall" three-part series called Inside The Foreign Office, filmed from summer 2017 until the summer of 2018 when Mr Johnson was foreign secretary.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-a8978711.html