Thread: Brexit - It's Still On!

Any vote on 'shall we just quit this stupid shit and head off to Spain with 10% more money by Saturday' would win by a landslide right now.

Fucking hottentots living in a hole in the ground next to the Kalahari desert eating dehydrated snake eggs have more fucking sense than an English brexshitter.

Dumbest fucking savages in Europe. Jesus even the Croatians have joined the EU.

The EU have negotiated storming deals with most of the SE Asian/Oceanic/ Nipponese/Korean industrial combines and trade is booming exponentially.

But fucking England have chosen to crawl up the arse of disaster and jerk off to the beat of dingbat mofo retards..

Never let the lower classes choose, they're just too fucking stupid.

Truly, unfuckingbelievable.

Well, if one needed any more proof of the madness that is Brexit then last night's vote in the Commons was it.

So, we have a Tory government asking the Tory rank and file to vote down a motion that would ensure the Tory government's policy on Brexit was re-instated and defeat the rebel Tory vote by a Tory minority that destroyed the Tory government policy's of one week ago and one that the PM said was non-negotiable and crucially vital to British interests.

And, if that were not perverse enough, the Tories, most of whom have inherited wealth, have stated that the loss of hundreds of thousands of British jobs and billions of £s will be worth Brexit so that sovereignty will be regained although, yet again, no one has actually defined what they mean by this despite two fucking years of the asking.

It's actually a scenario that no political thriller writer could ever get past an editor.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Well, if one needed any more proof of the madness that is Brexit then last night's vote in the Commons was it.

So, we have a Tory government asking the Tory rank and file to vote down a motion that would ensure the Tory government's policy on Brexit was re-instated and defeat the rebel Tory vote by a Tory minority that destroyed the Tory government policy's of one week ago and one that the PM said was non-negotiable and crucially vital to British interests.

And, if that were not perverse enough, the Tories, most of whom have inherited wealth, have stated that the loss of hundreds of thousands of British jobs and billions of £s will be worth Brexit so that sovereignty will be regained although, yet again, no one has actually defined what they mean by this despite two fucking years of the asking.

It's actually a scenario that no political thriller writer could ever get past an editor.

Even the PM is smarter than you. You’re just a feeble, fake working class hero, in your own lunch box.

Nothing wrong with British class system if it kept serfs like you underfoot where you belong.

let's open bets, how many weeks before she is gone

I will be generous, I will give her 2 weeks until Barnier bitchslaps her and throw the white paper back to her ugly face

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

I will be generous, I will give her 2 weeks until Barnier bitchslaps her and throw the white paper back to her ugly face

Yer on. I'll drink 4 Leo if he doesn't. Can't be fairer than that.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

let's open bets, how many weeks before she is gone

I will be generous, I will give her 2 weeks until Barnier bitchslaps her and throw the white paper back to her ugly face

We're soon in to the summer recess so she'll be ok to Autumn but the moment will come when there can be no more ducking the bullets - so far the Tory party warring wings and May have dodged each other's ultimatums, preferring to concede and avoid confrontation in order to postpone the inevitable election. But, we are all running out of road in which the agreement can be reconciled. It seems impossible to me and therefore a no-confidence is inevitable but with the Quisling traitors labour scumbags like Death Walking Frank Field and Kate Phooey etc who knows.

If only the Paddies would take their fucking seats in Westminster then we could nail this fucking car accident now.

There is going to be no 'will of the people' as that's not how English democracy works, never has, never will either imho. It's going to be a very soft Brexit- we elect MPs to do what's best for the country, not carry out the whims of the general population. I for one value the free market and freedom of movement over becoming a inward looking island- the EU is very good at negotiating WTO deals outside of the EU and will hoover up anything, just like they did this week with Japan. 1 rather small country versus 26 is never going to end well.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Yer on. I'll drink 4 Leo if he doesn't. Can't be fairer than that.

and I will drink 10 Leffe Blonde

they are quite cheap here compared to Thailand

1/2 liter for 60 THB, and 1.5L bottle for 100 THB

Take that to Thailand import rip-off

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

and I will drink 10 Leffe Blonde

Fair enough being as 10 bottles of Belgium piss is equal to 2 bottles of Leo.

I will take strong Belgium piss over weak Thai piss

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

let's open bets, how many weeks before she is gone

I will be generous, I will give her 2 weeks until Barnier bitchslaps her and throw the white paper back to her ugly face

Silly man. Barnier has already laughed off Mays white paper publicly. So you lose. It took all of two minutes to reject it out of hand.
Thats the way the EU operates doncha know.

^ You have a link to that?

I think 2 weeks is a little optimistic butters. It is still too toxic a job for anyone with long term political ambition, unless you were thinking of her being bumped off during her visit to the border region.

October will be crunch time. The EU will dilute her white paper a little more to making brexit even more pointless and everyone will wonder if it's really worth so much money to make the uk worse off.

Boris was pretty hostile with his resignation speech today. He is right to point out that the maybot halfway house approach is the worst plan, failing to make either side happy. He's also right to point out the smoke and mirrors tactics May is using. However, I don't think he still has enough backing to bring about the maybot demise.

so I win if she is out in the next 2 weeks, you miserable Brexitshitter pensioner

meanwhile in coocoo land,

Boris Johnson: It is not too late to save Brexit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44871629

By Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC's political editor
It's the first Boris Johnson speech that I can remember watching that didn't have any jokes. For his allies, that was the point. It wasn't designed, they say, to make a personal attack on Theresa May.
But my goodness, it made a pretty savage attack on her policies - a "fog of self-doubt", "pretending to the electorate", "a fantastical Heath Robinson" proposal on customs, "miserable permanent limbo".
For someone who less than a fortnight ago celebrated collective cabinet responsibility at Chequers, that's quite some feat.

Originally Posted by Troy

^ You have a link to that?

I think 2 weeks is a little optimistic butters. It is still too toxic a job for anyone with long term political ambition, unless you were thinking of her being bumped off during her visit to the border region.

October will be crunch time. The EU will dilute her white paper a little more to making brexit even more pointless and everyone will wonder if it's really worth so much money to make the uk worse off.

Boris was pretty hostile with his resignation speech today. He is right to point out that the maybot halfway house approach is the worst plan, failing to make either side happy. He's also right to point out the smoke and mirrors tactics May is using. However, I don't think he still has enough backing to bring about the maybot demise.

Your mate butterfly was the one who reported it!

Hes being disingenuous as usual, knowing that the white paper is dead in the water already.

My biggest fear was that the EU would accept it.

Unfortunately that's the only Brexit negotiations certainty that anyone has to work with.

Hard Brexit it is then.

I look forward to genticles cataclysmic response.. lol ��

Good Morning Brexishitters, today's headlines

Maybot agent going to the slaughterhouse, hard brexit it is then with the complete destruction of the UK

New Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab set for talks with EU


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44880968

Leo Varadkar has said his government is preparing for a no deal Brexit

Taoiseach (Irish prime minister) Leo Varadkar has said his government is making contingency plans for "the unlikely event of a no-deal hard Brexit".

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Good Morning Brexishitters, today's headlines

Maybot agent going to the slaughterhouse, hard brexit it is then with the complete destruction of the UK

New Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab set for talks with EU


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44880968

Leo Varadkar has said his government is preparing for a no deal Brexit

Taoiseach (Irish prime minister) Leo Varadkar has said his government is making contingency plans for "the unlikely event of a no-deal hard Brexit".

With any UK fallout felt hardest by both the EU and EMU. As highly as you think of the Union, it is close to collapse already. Hard Brexit means no more UK payments.
The Brussell self appointed elite have brought this on themselves by insisting that the UK be punished for leaving.
Suck it up my little EU buttercup.

From a Facebook group- looks like the image was stretched, which is a bit of a shame. Obviously, I'd choose no Brexit but the Norway option is the most palatable.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Good Morning Brexishitters, today's headlines

Maybot agent going to the slaughterhouse, hard brexit it is then with the complete destruction of the UK

New Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab set for talks with EU

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44880968

Leo Varadkar has said his government is preparing for a no deal Brexit

Taoiseach (Irish prime minister) Leo Varadkar has said his government is making contingency plans for "the unlikely event of a no-deal hard Brexit".

Wonder who is going to step in and pay the circa 40 billion pounds that the UK was ready to commit to as a parting 'gift' to the EU. Getting better and better. UK has already said no hard border NI/Eire, what an about turn if the EU instructs Eire to implement border controls with a non EU country. Smuggling is going to be a major issue for Eire.

Are we not going to have to renegotiate our WTO as they are linked to full EU membership? If so, we are going to have to have a plan in place and implement it pronto or the EU will rightfully beat us to it. I don't have a lot of faith in either The Tories or Labor having any success with this, they seem far more concerned about their own futures in their respective parties. And since when has any political party ever stood for "normal workers"- this has never happened and if you think Farage, a stockbroker and multi millionaire will then, no offence, but you're pretty deluded