Thread: Quote of the Day

“If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.” -- Lady Thatcher

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

"Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician." -- General George S. Patton

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".....wax on, wax off"

~ Mr. Miyagi

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

"Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician." -- General George S. Patton

All quotes on this thread are 100% true. Including those which are entirely made up. --misskit

The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.


Brendan Behan Born: February 9, 1923, Died: March 20, 1964

"The earnestly naive Bernie Sanders is who the Democratic party wants to be. The corrupt and venal Hillary Clinton is who they are." -- Anon

"Milton Friedman is a moral obscenity, but his popularity is even more obscene. Whether or not Americans continue to tolerate him will say a great deal about whether America has the moral fitness to survive." --ANON

"I am a very, very proud wacko bird." -- ANON

"But then there’s always the economic theory pushed by the GOP that if we just make rich people richer, that somehow the rest of us will benefit. Meanwhile, not only are Republicans admitting that income inequality is a problem – they’re pushing for more of the same policies that made it a problem in the first place." -- Allen Clifton

Originally Posted by misskit

All quotes on this thread are 100% true. Including those which are entirely made up. --misskit

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“Everything in moderation, including moderation.”



― Oscar Wilde

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." Penn Jillette

My favorite thing about the Obama Era is all the Racial Healing -- Ace

“I like thinking big. I always have. To me it’s very simple: if you’re going to be thinking anyway, you might as well think big.” -- The Donald

"If Hillary were Republican, there would be a counter in the corner of every news show updating number of classified emails found by State." -- Josh Jordan

“My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they're stupid and vicious. It's in their nature to be mindless, ravening killing machines. It's nothing personal. They don't know any better. Pretty much the only thing you can do about them is stay out of their waters and, if you're unlucky enough to meet with one, shoot it through its rudimentary brain with a spear gun.”
― Tim Kreider, Twilight of the Assholes

... That's not very fair. To sharks.

- Me, just now.

"When life hands you the perfect combo of image and text" -- B. Johnson

HRC's pathetic photo denying her wiping that server.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

The Donald(BM's man for the job)

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics, is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." -- Plato

"... Donald Trump, America's great Irish hope, unveiled his immigration plan this week - and it is huge. Here are the plans: repeal the 14th amendment, seize the wages of illegal immigrants who are working here, use that money to build a wall, and then deport all 11 million of them. Is any of this possible? No. But it gave millions of Fox News viewers their first erection in years".

- Bill Maher

“Nobody brings this up about Donald Trump, who is always on about, ‘We can’t have foreigners coming into this country! His first wife is from Czechoslovakia. His current wife is from Slovenia. So, if you think crawling under a wall is the most disgusting way to become an American, somewhere there is a Panamanian woman hiding in a truck full of chickens with ten pounds of heroin-filled condoms in her stomach who’s thinking, ‘Well, at least I didn’t have to blow Donald Trump.’”

- Bill Maher

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

“If you had somebody as president who wanted to take America down, who wanted to fundamentally weaken our position in the world and reduce our capacity to influence events, turn our back on our allies and encourage our adversaries, it would look exactly like what Barack Obama’s doing." -- Dick Cheney

"What a fcuking racist remark. You condone something like that? Wish Cheney would shoot himself in the foot again and die of 6 sequential heart attacks."
--N.O. Shite

Never, under any circumstances, take a laxitive and a sleeping pill on the same night. --Dave Barry