Intelligent people read what the Russian officials, in this case it's Foreign Minister, say, "on the record".Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
Rather than the propaganda nonsense published by NaGastan/vassal's "media".
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Intelligent people read what the Russian officials, in this case it's Foreign Minister, say, "on the record".Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
Rather than the propaganda nonsense published by NaGastan/vassal's "media".
You might want to open your browser and translate it from there. It's worth a read.
Die Wahrheit: Das grosste Arschloch Russlands - taz.de
The truth
The biggest asshole in Russia
A sensational discovery by Russian researchers in one of the most remote places on earth in north-eastern Siberia.
https://taz.de/picture/5418825/948/W...1032022-1.jpeg
The woschd or leader who has been and will be forgotten Photo: AP
Rarely has the world seen tempers more agitated than this Friday, March 1, 3022, as the distinguished scholars of the Russian Academy of Sciences gathered on Lenin Prospekt in Moscow for a press conference for the media of the entire universe. And all the reporters had come - from the chic lunaist from the brand new channel MHV (MoonHoloVision) to the good, old earthly internet reporter in a dusty jerkin. There was crackling tension in the stuffy air of the “Golden Brain”, as the Muscovites like to call the thousand-year-old academy building. Joy, but also something like unrelenting amazement, was reflected in the pale face of the bleary-eyed Academy President Lev Kirin as he reported in a trembling voice about one of the most spectacular scientific discoveries of all time, which would go down in human history as "Russia's biggest asshole". like Kirin.
"Dear citizens of Terra," he began and then gave such an adventurous summary of the events that even the otherwise cool astro-look holo-reporter's delicate jaw dropped. According to this, a geological anomaly in northeastern Siberia was recently detected during laser scans of the Siberian land surface from the geostationary outer earth ring of the International Space Agency Unasa. A research collective of archaeologists and historians, astrophysicists and geologists then set off into the previously unexplored region, where they came across a huge underground rock formation in one of the most remote places on earth, about 300 kilometers north of the settlement of Belaya in Yakutia. The scientists christened the dark massif, which despite its extent of around one kilometer in the permafrost soil of the tundra cannot be seen with the naked eye, "Chornaya Gora", Black Mountain.
Initial assumptions that it was a meteorite were not confirmed. Test drilling and a radioactive age determination showed that the Black Mountain is of terrestrial nature and consists of composite rock, so-called shungite, and must have been transported to its place of discovery in one piece about a thousand years ago - with what technology is not known.cavity under rock The surprise of the scientists was even greater when they discovered a small cavity under the rock block, inside a kind of sarcophagus. According to the President of the Academy, with complex technology it was finally possible to bore a tunnel from the side and penetrate under the giant stone. When the cavity was opened, a coffin with a mummified corpse was actually found. Carved on the marble coffin lid was an inscription in Cyrillic letters, identified by linguists as New Old Russian: "Here lies the biggest asshole in Russia."
At this point, the otherwise rational intellectual Kirin swallowed, visibly moved. "A thousand years old," he repeated, is the coffin, the mummy, the Black Mountain. "All of this must have come from the Dark Ages," as historians call the period at the beginning of the 21st century, because, strangely enough, there are no records of this epoch of Russian history between the Stalin era and the Navalny period, and no intensive historical research either would have brought light into the pitch darkness of the buried age. "But now we're smarter," beamed the gray-haired thinker, "at least we can guess who was buried here." Then he let a hologram of the grave appear in front of the assembled spectators. In the three-dimensional representation, the coffin lid opened and a mummy, hunched over because it was tied up, appeared. Another inscription was carved above her head. The content is the real sensation, explained Kirin and then read the text full of pathos:
“The clever and wise Russian people buried here the biggest asshole in the long and immortal history of Russia. He was the Woschd. We Russians didn't burn his corpse and scatter it in all directions of the wind so that the storm wouldn't carry it all over the country and his seed could germinate again and the mischief of his non-person could return. We Russians received the mummy of the Vozhd and put a giant stone over him so that the Führer would disappear forever and never come back. We Russians have erased his name from all history books. His family, his children and grandchildren, all relatives were wiped out. Just as every memory of him, every story about him, every image of him has been eliminated. The Voschd is now nothing and will remain under the Chernaya Gora for eternity. He is and was nothing but the biggest asshole in Russia.”
Shame and terror Apparently, according to Kirin, around a thousand years ago, out of shame and desperation, the Russian people had a terror ruler who was probably even more cruel than Ivan the Terrible or Joseph Stalin and who, in his madness about Caesar, had waged brutal wars against his own people and other countries erased from collective memory. Unfortunately, in earlier times, Russians would not have learned anything from history, but would always have tolerated new tyrannies. A thousand years ago, people were finally wiser for once. Therefore, the President of the Academy emphasized, the will of the Russian people, guided by truly deep wisdom, will be absolutely respected. In coordination with the Cooperation Council of the World Government in Zurich, the origin of the mummy is not determined and the name of the so-called Woschd is not explored in more detail. Even historians have insisted that the sarcophagus be sealed again immediately, the area around Chernaya Gora declared a forbidden zone and the mummy under Black Mountain left to be forgotten. "A great victory for the entire solar system and beyond," Lev Kirin concluded his speech with noticeable satisfaction, while the young HoloVision reporter put it a little differently in her typically relaxed moon manner: "As all of humanity knows, crass ass madness has its price. "
Good fairy tale.Quote:
Originally Posted by HermantheGerman
^^ An article by Alistair Crooke is Doghoused, and that totally off-topic piece isn't? :confused:
No-one wants to read your boring propaganda shite sabang, don't you get the message?Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
Sure, lets read about a mummified corpse on a Putin thread instead. Incidentally, most of the TD readership are not boneheads- don't presume a peewee like you has the right to speak for them.
Perhaps someone had a premonition of the infamy surrounding the finding of Putin’s archeological remains a hundred years from now?Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
Actually it's probably a good representation of how he's feeling right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Switch
:rofl:
A number of attacks on Russian authorities have been reported since President Vladimir Putin’s announcement of a partial call-up of troops to join his struggling seven-month war in Ukraine.
In a statement on Monday, Russian authorities said that a 25-year-old male individual opened fire at a military registration and enlistment office in Ust-Ilimsk, resulting in a Kremlin military commander being critically wounded.
A video of the incident also showed the suspect firing at least one shot at the military commander as bystanders fled the office.
The military commander was transported to a nearby medical facility and the suspect was arrested and placed into custody, authorities said.
The shooter’s mother told a Russian media outlet that her son, Ruslan Zinin, was upset about his close friend being drafted into the conflict, despite having little to no military experience, according to The New York Times.
“Ruslan was very upset because of this, because his friend did not serve in the army,” Zinin’s mother told the local media outlet. “They said that there would be partial mobilization, but it turns out that they are taking everyone.”
In a statement through social media platform Telegram, Irkutsk region Gov. Igor Kobzev said the military commander is in critical condition and is “fighting for his life.”
“I can’t wrap my head around what happened, and I am ashamed that this is happening at a time when, on the contrary, we should be united,” Kobzev wrote in his statement.
In a separate incident, authorities said that a suspect rammed his vehicle into the entrance of a military recruitment center in Uryupinsk early Monday morning, setting the center on fire after throwing Molotov cocktails, according to The Wall Street Journal.
According to Russian independent news outlet Mediazona, there have been 17 targeted attacks on military recruitment centers and administrative buildings since Putin’s announcement of partial troop mobilization last week, which came as Ukraine has made significant gains in reclaiming its territory.
Mediazona also noted that in total 54 attacks on military recruitment centers and administrative buildings happened since Russia’s conflict with neighboring Ukraine began in February.
Thousands of Russians are fleeing or attempting to flee the country to avoid possible conscription.
https://thehill.com/policy/internati...-mobilization/
Forwarded from Intel Slava Z
���� ⚡ Preliminary turnout following the results of four days of the referendum in the liberated territories:
LPR - 83.61%
DPR - 86.89%
Zaporozhye region - 66.43%
Kherson region - 63.58%
The referendum will be considered valid if more than 50% of voters voted. The final day of voting will take place tomorrow, September 27th.
Only by psycho putin because he's the c u n t that made up the numbers.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
No-one else but you and your fellow wanketeers gives a shit.
Oh, the people of the four provinces do.
No they don't, the numbers are made up and anyone who is voting is doing it at gunpoint.Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
Only idiots like you think these fake referenda are anything more than budgie cage liner.
Oh, just like Venezuela e'hh, and Syria. And any other place where the People's vote does not conform with your opinion masters diktat. :smileylaughing:
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Originally Posted by sabang
You mean Venezuela where they were literally denied food if they didn't vote for the right person?
Or Syria where they didn't vote because the Russians had blown them up?
Yeah, that's really fucking funny.
:rolleyes:
Yes, Syria where over 5 years ago you said the Assad regime would fall within 3 weeks, and Venezuela where you said that Guaido the killer pimp was the real President (because the USA said so), but now the Chavista's control all three branches of the Legislature- Upper house, Lower house, and Presidency- and pimpboy is too scared to even enter the country. That's the ones. :)
I did say Assad was going to fall - which was true until Putin decided to fight his war for him. Lie #1.Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
And I never said anything about who was President other than that they deserved free and fair elections which is never going to happen. Lie #2.
If you wish to post any more off topic lies, do it in the appropriate threads and I'll address your lies properly.
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Originally Posted by sabang
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27 Sep, 2022 20:02 HomeRussia & FSU
Four regions vote to join Russia: What’s next?
The accession process of Donbass and two regions of southern Ukraine to Russia will include several steps
"The Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics (LPR and DPR) along with Kherson Region and part of Zaporozhye Region in southern Ukraine have voted to join Russia in referendums that were held between September 23 and 27.
In Lugansk, more than 98% of voters have supported the idea to join Russia, official figures show with all the ballots counted. Donetsk has shown similar results with more than 99% of voters supporting the move. Both Zaporozhye and Kherson regions have process all the ballots by late Tuesday, with 93% and 87% of voters respectively backing the split from Ukraine and reunification with Russia.
The process of integrating new regions into Russia may take some time as it requires the approval of the country’s parliament and the president. But Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said on Friday that he was “convinced it will be fast enough.”
Under the Russian constitution and the federal law on the accession of new constituent members, the procedure includes several steps. Once the regions willing to become part of the Russian Federation submit their proposals to Moscow, the president should inform parliament and the government on the matter, Senator Konstantin Kosachev explained in a Telegram post last week.
If a political agreement on the accession is reached, “draft international treaties on the admission of foreign states or parts of them” to Russia should be developed, Kosachev, the vice speaker of the upper house of parliament, said. These agreements regulate issues such as the name and status of new territories, citizenship, succession, the functioning of public authorities, the operation of legislation, and so forth.
After these treaties are signed, the Russian Constitutional Court should verify if they comply with the country’s supreme law. If there are no violations, the next step will be the ratification of the documents by the lower house, the State Duma, and their approval by the upper house, the Federation Council.
Simultaneously, a draft federal constitutional law on the admission of new constituent units to Russia should be submitted to the Duma. If approved, it then goes to the upper house for consideration.
“This law enters into force no earlier than the entry into force of the international treaties themselves,” Kosachev noted.
Moscow warned earlier that if the Donbass republics and the two southern Ukrainian regions united with Russia, it would consider any attempts by Kiev to retake them as attacks on its own land. “Immediately the Russian Constitution will come into force in relation to these territories where everything is very clearly stated in this regard,” Peskov told journalists last week.
Shortly after the regions decided to hold referendums, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a partial mobilization that involved calling to arms some 300,000 reservists, according to the military. Media reports have suggested that Moscow allegedly plans to mobilize up to a million.
Kiev considers the territories willing to join Russia to be under illegal occupation and said it would not recognize the results of the referendums. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky has ruled out any possibility of talks after the voting.
Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmitry Kuleba stated last Tuesday that “Ukraine has every right to liberate its territories and will keep liberating them, whatever Russia has to say.”
The EU and the US have already called the voting a “sham.” US Secretary of State Antony Blinken told CBS on Sunday that the LPR, DPR, Kherson and Zaporozhye regions “will never be recognized” as part of Russian territory. He added that Kiev had “every right” to take them back."
Four regions vote to join Russia: What’s next? — RT Russia & Former Soviet Union
FTFY.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
Then he announces that he's stealing them, you dopey twat.
Foreign policy News
28 September 2022 17:29
Foreign Ministry’s statement on the referendums in the DPR, LPR, Kherson and Zaporozhye regions
2008-28-09-2022
"On September 23-27, the Donetsk and Lugansk people’s republics, Kherson and Zaporozhye regions held referendums on their accession to the Russian Federation. The results of the voting have been tabulated, with the overwhelming majority of voters supporting unification with Russia – 99.23 percent in the DPR, 98.42 percent in the LPR, 93.11 percent in the Zaporozhye Region and 87.05 percent in the Kherson Region. The turnout was as follows: 97.5 percent in the DPR, 92.6 percent in the LPR, 85.4 in the Zaporozhye Region and 76.9 percent in the Kherson Region.
Despite the provocations of the Kiev regime that gave criminal orders to massively shell areas where civilians gather and civilian facilities, people were not afraid to come to the polls and express their will. The results of the plebiscite speak for themselves – the residents of Donbass, as well as the Kherson and Zaporozhye regions do not want to return to their former life. They have made a conscious and free choice in favour of Russia.
In fact, they had no alternative left. Far from all people in Ukraine acquiesced and accepted the coup in Kiev in February 2014 that brought to power radical nationalist forces that unleashed a bloody fight against those that would not accept it in the southeast of the country. The signing of the Minsk agreements approved by a UN Security Council resolution did not rescue the situation. As Ukrainian representatives are cynically saying now, Ukraine was never going to honour them from the very start and was preparing for war. For eight years, the population of Donbass was subjected to persistent and cynical attempts to destroy them. The decision of the residents of Donbass, the Kherson and Zaporozhye regions to seek protection from Russia was a natural result of the inhumane policy pursued by the Kiev regime.
The referendums took place in full conformity with the standards and principles of international law. The people of Donbass and the south of Ukraine exercised their lawful right to self-determination in accordance with the UN Charter, the 1966 international human rights covenants, the 1975 OCSE Helsinki Final Act, and the verdict of the UN International Court of Justice on Kosovo on July 22, 2010. The latter confirmed that the unilateral proclamation of independence by a part of a state does not violate any norms of international law.
International observers from Italy, Germany, Venezuela, Latvia and other countries (overall, 133 people) monitored the course of the referendums and recognised them as legitimate. We are grateful to foreign experts, bloggers, journalists and representatives of public organisations for their courage, integrity and objectivity.
In the near future, we will enter a critical stage in our joint efforts to translate into life the desire of the residents of the DPR, LPR, and the Zaporozhye and Kherson regions to be together with Russia."
https://www.mid.ru/en/foreign_policy/news/1831658/
29 Sep, 03:08
Ukrainian to be used on par with Russian in Kherson region — official
When asked about the status of the Crimean Tatar language, Eliseev said that he sees no problem with it, "if it is the will of the people of the Kherson region, the residents of the Kherson region"
KHERSON, September 28. /TASS/.
"The Ukrainian and Russian languages will be used equally in the Kherson Region, Sergey Eliseev, head of the regional government, told reporters on Wednesday.
"The Ukrainian language will be used on a par with the Russian language in the Kherson region, no doubt," he said.
When asked about the status of the Crimean Tatar language, Eliseev said that he sees no problem with it, "if it is the will of the people of the Kherson region, the residents of the Kherson region"."
Ukrainian to be used on par with Russian in Kherson region — official - World - TASS
More bullshit russian state propaganda.
29 Sep, 2022 21:48 HomeRussia & FSU
Putin recognizes independence of Zaporozhye and Kherson
The decrees mark another step in the former Ukrainian regions joining Russia
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday signed two decrees recognizing the former Ukrainian regions of Kherson and Zaporozhye as independent sovereign states. The decrees come into force immediately.
“Recognize the state sovereignty and independence” of the Kherson and Zaporozhye regions “effective from the day of signing,” the two decrees dated and signed September 29 say. In the documents, Putin refers to the universally recognized principles and norms of international law, and the principle of equal rights and self-determination of peoples, enshrined in the UN Charter.
The move comes on the eve of the official ceremony in which the Russian president is expected to sign treaties on incorporating the regions of Kherson and Zaporozhye, as well as the two Donbass republics, into Russia.
Referendums on joining Russia were held in Zaporozhye and Kherson, as well as the Donetsk People’s Republic (DPR) and Lugansk People’s Republic (LPR), between September 23 and 27.
In Kherson Region, 87.05% voted in favor of declaring independence and joining the Russian Federation. Zaporozhye Region also supported the idea of splitting from Ukraine and joining Russia (93.23%). In the DPR, 99.23% voted in favor, while the results in the LPR were slightly lower (98.42%).
After Putin signs the treaties on the accession of the new regions into Russia, the documents will be submitted to Russia’s Constitutional Court. After this, the State Duma – the lower house of the Russian parliament – will have to ratify the agreements, which will then be sent to the Federal Council, its upper house, for the same procedure.
The Donbass republics, as well as Kherson and Zaporozhye, cannot become parts of Russia until lawmakers pass legislation on their incorporation, which would then need to be signed by Putin.
In February 2022, the Kremlin recognized the Donbass republics as independent states, accusing Kiev of failing to implement the Minsk agreements, which were supposed to give the regions of Donetsk and Lugansk special status within Ukraine. Brokered by Germany and France, the protocols were first signed in 2014."
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Putin recognizes independence of Zaporozhye and Kherson — RT Russia & Former Soviet Union
"arry, it appears that THE LORD has different opinos.
That's nice of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
Attachment 93330
I see your resolution and raise you:
United Nations Charter
Chapter XIV: The International Court of Justice
Article 92
The International Court of Justice shall be the principal judicial organ of the United Nations. It shall function in accordance with the annexed Statute, which is based upon the Statute of the Permanent Court of International Justice and forms an integral part of the present Charter.
Article 93
All Members of the United Nations are ipso facto parties to the Statute of the International Court of Justice.
- A state which is not a Member of the United Nations may become a party to the Statute of the International Court of Justice on conditions to be determined in each case by the General Assembly upon the recommendation of the Security Council.
Article 94
- Each Member of the United Nations undertakes to comply with the decision of the International Court of Justice in any case to which it is a party.
- If any party to a case fails to perform the obligations incumbent upon it under a judgment rendered by the Court, the other party may have recourse to the Security Council, which may, if it deems necessary, make recommendations or decide upon measures to be taken to give effect to the judgment.
Article 95
Nothing in the present Charter shall prevent Members of the United Nations from entrusting the solution of their differences to other tribunals by virtue of agreements already in existence or which may be concluded in the future.
Article 96
- The General Assembly or the Security Council may request the International Court of Justice to give an advisory opinion on any legal question.
- Other organs of the United Nations and specialized agencies, which may at any time be so authorized by the General Assembly, may also request advisory opinions of the Court on legal questions arising within the scope of their activities.
United Nations Charter (full text) | United Nations
I refer you to:
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Originally Posted by OhOh
See above.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shutree
He can "recognise" what he likes, no-one gives a shit except for him and the stupid wanketeers.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
I don't know what the rest of the bollocks you posted was for, but as long as you understand that his invasion is illegal and his attempt to claim sovereign territory belongs to him is rubbish, that's all that matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
P.S. There is nothing stopping puffy from asking Zelensky to let the ICJ decide, but we know he wouldn't do that, because, as the chinkies are wont to do, he's not interested in decisions that go against him.
30 Sep, 2022 12:59 HomeRussia & FSU
Putin signs treaties on accession of former Ukrainian regions to Russia
The documents must now be verified by the Constitutional Court and ratified by parliament
"President Vladimir Putin has signed treaties on the inclusion of four former Ukrainian regions, into the Russian Federation. Friday’s ceremony marked the start of the formal process of their accession.
The heads of the Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics, Denis Pushilin and Leonid Pasechnik, as well as the leaders of Kherson and Zaporozhye, Vladimir Saldo and Evgeny Balitsky, signed the documents together with Putin.
The move follows official requests by the Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics, as well as the two southern Ukrainian regions, which had declared independence, to join Russia. All four territories held referendums on the issue between September 23 and 27, which saw overwhelming support for the move, according to results announced earlier this week by local election committees.
In Donetsk, 99.23% of the people voted to reunite with Moscow, with Lugansk showing a slightly lower figure of 98.42%. Zaporozhye Region highly supported the idea of splitting from Ukraine and joining Russia, with around 93% of voters backing it. Some 87% voted in favor in Kherson Region as well.
The treaties will now be submitted to Russia’s Constitutional Court, which will assess them to ensure they do not violate Russian law. Once they are cleared, the agreements will have to be ratified first by the State Duma – the lower house of the Russian parliament – and then by the Federal Council, its upper house.
The lawmakers will also need to pass legislation on incorporating the two republics and two regions into Russia. The Donbass republics, as well as Kherson and Zaporozhye, will become part of Russia no sooner than the law is signed by Putin.
On Thursday, State Duma speaker Vyacheslav Volodin said that the lower house of Russian parliament would convene on October 3 to discuss a number of issues, including the treaties’ potential ratification. The Federal Council could also discuss the ratification at its regular session on October 4, the upper chamber’s head, Valentina Matviyenko, confirmed on Wednesday. “I do not see the need for extraordinary sessions,” she told journalists at the time."
Putin signs treaties on accession of former Ukrainian regions to Russia — RT Russia & Former Soviet Union
^ Putin, whatever the outcome of their war in Ukraine has ensured Russia will suffer for generations to come. Their one major economic advantage which they have squandered during Putin's reign is going to shrink exponentially over the next decade and there is nothing to replace it, couple this with sanctions which will not be repealed for years .... they are fuk'd
This video shows a total lack of reaction to Putin's announcement starting after the 6 minute mark. Putin is dead to the world at this point, and his countrymen know it.
Hear what CNN reporter noticed about crowd watching Putin's speech - YouTube
Even Serbia and Kazakhstan won't recognize the annexation. That leaves hoohoo and sabang in a rather small circle jerk.
The offers were made to the 16%, and were rejected.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
There's a big world out there, full of people who want better lives.
You are underestimating the size of the 84% of the rest of the world. They will grow when they realise there is actual a different option on the table. The current leaders are the growing places of hope.
As for the 16%, they are tearing themselves apart in so many ways, as we see every day over such childish reasons. People used to move to the EU/west because they thought it was a "better" place. How's that turning out now, and the next few years? Their outlook is not good.
Russia is making more money just off it's energy sales than it was prior to sanctions. There are other items as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
No lack of buyers so far.
the fact you believe there is a 16% says more about you and your blind adherence to commie doctrine and pig fed press. You also need to realise that your mate Xi is getting twitchy over the whole Russian invasion, he realises that the same sanctions or the west tooling itself up and pulling away from reliance on your Chinky mates is a real and soon possibility. Tick tock mother fucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
Yet people are still moving there.Quote:
Originally Posted by OhOh
Including 200,000 Russians in the last week alone.
The trends suggests otherwise:Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Russia v NaGastan numbers.
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https://d3fy651gv2fhd3.cloudfront.net/charts/[email protected]?s=rusnygdppcapppcd&v=202207191723V20220 312&d1=19721012&url2=/united-states/gdp-per-capita-ppp
Russia v EU numbers.
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Russia v UK numbers.
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The future:
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^ watch this space Lee
I hope they find a warm bed to rest their heads on now, and in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by pickel
"The current population of the Russian Federation is 146,074,340 as of Thursday, September 29, 2022, based on Worldometer elaboration of the latest United Nations data."
Will they, the 0.5%, be missed?
There are quite a few replacements ready to take their place. Not sure of the numbers in the newly registered people liberated in the new western Russian territories.
:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by OhOh
FTFY.