Thread: 9/11 was an inside job

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What's the latest theory? Bush did it? The Israelis? The Shape shifting lizard people?

No - even funnier. On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.

These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.


Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.


The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO. Harry can not read so has not got this far. He is a braindead moron. If you have got this far, kudos to you.


The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.


The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.


NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7’s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.


The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.


Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.


This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.


If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Harry believes the official narrative. Because CNN told him so. He also can not read.

Carry On Follow That Rabbit Harry

"It Is Difficult to Get a Man to Understand Something When His Salary Depends Upon His Not Understanding It"

^^
Bang on bro, bang on.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap.

...
thanks to the fire-resistant passports...

Amazing heh? Passports survive 1000 degree fires that melt steel and dustify concrete.

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnasty2017

^^
Bang on bro, bang on.

Yep - stunning that that conspiracy theory is believed by anyone. tin foil wearing batshit crazy head cases to believe that load of nonsense.

Here ya go guys. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...1Ex4lREHJTpXcE

Can't be arsed to watch all that. It was like Pearl Harbour though - an artificially constructed event to push the US and western world into endless war and achieve a huge transfer of power and wealth from the people to the elites.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Can't be arsed to watch all that

Nor can I but some may find the time and inclination.

Not as expert as ENT. Where is he these days, anyway ?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years,

And was it ten or twenty million US$ bounty that no goatherd bothered to try for?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

No - even funnier.

Hilarious. But I obviously hate babies and abuse dogs, despise my granny and use US flag printed toilet paper, so I'm a nutjob and would find that theory hilariously preposterous.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

And was it ten or twenty million US$ bounty that no goatherd bothered to try for?

They couldn't. He died in 2002 of kidney failure.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

He died in 2002 of kidney failure.

Will we ever know the truth?

Kidney failure may already have killed Bin Laden


The president of Pakistan, General Pervez Musharraf, said yesterday he thinks Osama bin Laden has probably died from an untreated kidney disease.
"I think now, frankly, he is dead, for the reason he is a patient, a kidney patient," Gen Musharraf told CNN. Contradicting US intelligence officials who say they do not know if Bin Laden has suffered from kidney problems, he said he knew the al-Qaida leader had taken two dialysis machines into Afghanistan.
"One was specifically for his own personal use. I don't know if he has been getting all that treatment in Afghanistan," Gen Musharraf said.
The general's statements provoked a swift plea for caution from the White House and US military officials. President George Bush's spokesman, Ari Fleischer, said: "I don't think the president would view that [Bin Laden's death] as an unwelcome event, but the fact of the matter is, we do not know."
General Tommy Franks, the military commander in the US campaign in Afghanistan, said he had received no intelligence to confirm or deny Gen Musharraf's claims.
The Pakistani president said video and photographic evidence supported his theory. "The photographs that have been shown of him [Bin Laden] on television show him extremely weak," he told CNN. "I would give the first priority that he is dead and the second priority that he is alive somewhere in Afghanistan."
Bin Laden has long been rumoured to suffer from kidney or heart problems but the US has no clear evidence on the matter, an intelligence official told the Associated Press.
Briefing reporters at the US central command headquarters in Tampa, Florida, Gen Franks admitted he had no idea where Bin Laden was, or whether he was still alive. "We're in the speculative sort of world," he said.
"Bin Laden could be alive, dead, or in Afghanistan, or not. Right now, I don't know where he is." But, he added, "He may hide today, he may hide tomorrow, but the world is not a large enough place for him to hide."
A plethora of reports from intelligence sources suggest the US remains confused over Bin Laden's whereabouts. One claimed he had been sighted in Afghanistan by an unmanned Predator aerial reconnaissance craft, while the CIA is believed to be following leads that suggest he is in Iran, Pakistan, on a ship on the high seas, or heading north through the former Soviet Union.
Hopes of a breakthrough now rest on the questioning of al-Qaida and Taliban prisoners, including 110 at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, and on luck.
Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, said this week he thought Bin Laden and the Taliban's leader, Mullah Omar, were both in Afghanistan, "but we are looking at some other places as well from time to time".

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/jan/19/afghanistan.oliverburkeman

Originally Posted by Maanaam

And was it ten or twenty million US$ bounty that no goatherd bothered to try for?

In fact, the initiate bounty has been taken down for some time - to a surprise of many - not sure when it was reissued again...

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Will we ever know the truth?

We know the truth. We also knows the bullshit story that knobs like CNNharry believe

Originally Posted by pseudolus

We know the truth.

Tell us the truth then fucknuts, we're all ears.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

we're all ears.

Who are you Dr Spock?

Originally Posted by Norton

Here ya go guys. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...1Ex4lREHJTpXcE

Just finished the first video. Brilliant. 2 to go.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Tell us the truth then fucknuts, we're all ears.

No you are not. You are a moron. Dark side of the moon believer

Poor pseudopuss, caught between a rock and hard place.

If he posts his stoopid 9/11 bullshit he looks like an idiot.

If he doesn't, he looks like....

Ah fuck it, he's an idiot.

You believe one of the most bizarre obscure unbelievable conspiracies of all, CNNHarry.

Catch up with the program - no one believes the bullshit official narrative anymore. Well no one apart of dark side of the mooners like you.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

You believe one of the most bizarre obscure unbelievable conspiracies of all, CNNHarry.

Catch up with the program - no one believes the bullshit official narrative anymore. Well no one apart of dark side of the mooners like you.

Come on then fucknuts, tell us your story.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Come on then fucknuts, tell us your story.

Ahh blimey Mooner I've already posted up the mad as a box of frogs conspiracy theory that you believe. My story? Here it is - the official narrative is a load of bollocks. There.

Once you accept that you are enlightened - just like the far side of the moon is sometimes even without lights.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Ahh blimey Mooner I've already posted up the mad as a box of frogs conspiracy theory that you believe. My story? Here it is - the official narrative is a load of bollocks. There.

Once you accept that you are enlightened - just like the far side of the moon is sometimes even without lights.

What a fucking pussy you are.

Your theory must be even whackier than the rest of the shit the tin foil hatters have posted in this thread.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What a fucking pussy you are.

Your theory must be even whackier than the rest of the shit the tin foil hatters have posted in this thread.

My theory is that the official theory is a load of bullshit. I think I have written this three times for you now, Mooner. Here's a fourth. The official narrative is a load of bullshit.

Comprende?