Cha-Am Villa Hotel Review

[Necron99]

^^ The bread!!!!!!!


^Unless that's a giant novelty pen in Stoke's photo, I doubt his feet would reach the pedals...

[somtamslap]

^^ The bread!!!!!!!

It was interesting. It had that je ne c'est pas combined with a nagging suspicion of impending doom.

[beerlaodrinker]

whilst theres tripe on the pikelets, theres nought wrong with ought

[Necron99]

^Back tire's flat it is....

[Mid]

( Link withheld through feigned modesty )

https://teakdoor.com/thailands-beache...revisited.html (Cha am beach revisited)

https://teakdoor.com/thailands-beache...-part-2-a.html (Cha Am revisited ( part 2 ))

[Bettyboo]

Did you hire the pink one?

[somtamslap]

whilst theres tripe on the pikelets, theres nought wrong with ought

Bit posh, that one.

It's got a hand pump AND a Bill Oddie on it.

[somtamslap]

Did you hire the pink one?

Yes. Of fucking course.

[withnallstoke]

Did you hire the pink one?

Yes. Of fucking course.

Absofuckinglutely.

I think it had been hired before by the kind of persons who would hire pink bikes.
My seat was loose and it kept pointing skywards and stabbing me in the bottom hole, and Slapper wondered why i wasn't peddaling !
Slaps, if you are reading this, you don't see the winner of the tour de France with half a foot of bike seat hanging out of their arse.

[somtamslap]

Slaps, if you are reading this, you don't see the winner of the tour de France with half a foot of bike seat hanging out of their arse.

Without you at the back hindering my progress, the jaunt along the beach front road would have probably resembled something like this...

[jizzybloke]

Bill Oddie

Twat!

[somtamslap]

Bill Oddie

Twat!

B.Oddie? That's Bill Oddie! And anyway, what's so rude about a body?

Tits?

[patsycat]

I take it you won't be returning to that particular establishment?

You should have gone to Charleys.

[withnallstoke]

You should have gone to Charleys.

If i knew where it was, i would have.
He has Ya Dong on draught.

[somtamslap]

I take it you won't be returning to that particular establishment?

No Pats, it doesn't feature on my list of things to-do.

He has Ya Dong on draught.

Had a finger or two of the generic stuff last night. It wasn't without its charm.