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    Mendip could just buy 2 cheap jumpers,cut the...

    Mendip could just buy 2 cheap jumpers,cut the sleeves off one,use them as socks.
    Then use the sleeveless one as a vest under the other jumper.
  2. Thread: Name That Car

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    Easy to see it's a LHD by the wipers mounted the...

    Easy to see it's a LHD by the wipers mounted the other way.
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    I am with Tax on this,not a Monaro.

    I am with Tax on this,not a Monaro.
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    Going for the Cats because i like Gary Ablett and...

    Going for the Cats because i like Gary Ablett and Geelong has less Tats than Richmond.
    Not the same feeling about the final because it's not at the MCG,cannot beat the big crowd atmosphere there.
  5. We are getting into dangerous territory here...

    We are getting into dangerous territory here talking about salmon and Fishlocker.
    I think Ian Anderson from that bloody Jethro Tull had a salmon farm in Scotland.
    Don't want to set the fish off on...
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    If the big Boomer is chased by dogs and is near...

    If the big Boomer is chased by dogs and is near water he will hop in and when the dumb dogs follow
    he grabs them and sends them to a watery grave.
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    Ted Bullpit would be proud.

    Ted Bullpit would be proud.
  8. Because i am very well endowed i learnt early on...

    Because i am very well endowed i learnt early on to never sneeze whilst sitting on the toilet.
    Made the mistake once and syphoned up a belly full of water.
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    So she has been orded to keep away from her dear...

    So she has been orded to keep away from her dear old dad.You would of thought because he farts like a brewery horse going uphill,
    she would not of even had to be reminded to,let alone sleep in the...
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    Crappy old brawl,Horn looked like he was out of...

    Crappy old brawl,Horn looked like he was out of gas early on,tried the old clinch,clinch the whole time.
    May of been starving himself to make the weight,,time to retire.
    Tim had a bit of the old...
  11. She could be a dicktaker but you would have to...

    She could be a dicktaker but you would have to perform better than Sir Punty on a good night
    or you would be facing a firing squad.
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    Could be of interest to OZ fans,Jeff Horn versus...

    Could be of interest to OZ fans,Jeff Horn versus Tim Tszyu in Townsville tomorrow night.
    The great Kostya will be hoping his son Tim gets a win then hopefully can step up to the world stage.
  13. Thread: Name That Car

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    Deeks one is a Holden Torana gtr

    Deeks one is a Holden Torana gtr
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    The lady in the swimsuit has a bigger dimple than...

    The lady in the swimsuit has a bigger dimple than Kirk Douglas.
  15. It could be a cunning plan for him to make...

    It could be a cunning plan for him to make smokers give with a bang.
  16. Forget about Triumph,Women should only buy the...

    Forget about Triumph,Women should only buy the old Ozzie brand Hestia.
    Best unofficial slogan ever,holds every size tit in Australia.
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    ^ Would of been worse if they copied the...

    ^
    Would of been worse if they copied the reflection.
  18. Thread: Hemorrhoids

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    Grapes of Wrath,the condensed version by Iceman...

    Grapes of Wrath,the condensed version by Iceman is a cracker read.
  19. The big worry is millions more Nigerian scammers...

    The big worry is millions more Nigerian scammers doing what they do best.
  20. Be interesting to see what Canada does,they are...

    Be interesting to see what Canada does,they are the odd man out in the 5 eyes intelligence group not
    yet ban the Huawei 5g equipment in their infrastructure.
    Maybe PM Virtue Signaling will pay his...
  21. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: You know you are getting old when you pass a...

    You know you are getting old when you pass a Priest then a Imam in the street and neither looks at you.
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    Alex (Chumpy) Pullin the OZ two time world...

    Alex (Chumpy) Pullin the OZ two time world snowboard cross gold medalist drowned whilst free diving spearfishing
    just off the QLD Gold Coast on Wednesday 8/7.he was 32.
    He is believed to have...
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    The bloke most likely has a new album coming out...

    The bloke most likely has a new album coming out and wants publicity.
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    Fredie must be keen for a durrie if he carn't be...

    Fredie must be keen for a durrie if he carn't be bothered to buy cig papers but just rolls one up with any old newspaper lying around.
  25. I have only taken it once when I had sunburnt...

    I have only taken it once when I had sunburnt legs.
    It kept the sheets off them when I wanted to sleep.
  26. Thread: Airline News

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    Reuters was reporting Boeing and the FAA are...

    Reuters was reporting Boeing and the FAA are about to test the 737MAX.
    testing scripted mid-air scenarios such as steep banking turns and also trigger the
    reprogrammed stall prevention software...
  27. What's this scurrilous attack on ageism,Vlad...

    What's this scurrilous attack on ageism,Vlad will be only 83 at the end of his term.
    #old lives matter
    #old billionaires matter more.
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    That video was a cracker,Crackerjack.

    That video was a cracker,Crackerjack.
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    Summers here,must get some practice in,haven't...

    Summers here,must get some practice in,haven't had a bat for ages.
  30. What a useless watchdog,would of been nice to see...

    What a useless watchdog,would of been nice to see it latch on the thieving scumbag.
    Hope they give her a decent punishment unlike OZ where she would claim depression because her pussy died.
  31. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ the death of shoplifting But the birth of...

    ^ the death of shoplifting

    But the birth of the Porch Pirate.
  32. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: A man goes into a Library and asks for a book on...

    A man goes into a Library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.
    The librarian says.
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    Good to see Sir Punty is out and about again.

    Good to see Sir Punty is out and about again.
  34. Liked the black guy with the plastic bottle and...

    Liked the black guy with the plastic bottle and Maxwell Smart(the later years)with the cone of silence.
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    My Chinese friends just rang and said come around...

    My Chinese friends just rang and said come around for dinner, so I said I would be round there like a bat out of hell.
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    ^ Or a car bonnet.

    ^
    Or a car bonnet.
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    Who was responsible for the great Tea Trolley...

    Who was responsible for the great Tea Trolley disaster of 67'
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    Sticky: I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly...

    I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to my self,
    "This milk must be seriously out of date".
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    Sticky: Latest Africa Cup results, Ghana 8--Ethiopia...

    Latest Africa Cup results, Ghana 8--Ethiopia Didn't.
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    The Dakar Rally is on there at the moment,seems...

    The Dakar Rally is on there at the moment,seems the Govt is buying a few sporting events to get a bit of good press.
    Seen a few women wandering around the race control area with no head covering...
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    Looper,now that you have checked out her...

    Looper,now that you have checked out her undies,is the next plan to check if the Brazilian has a Brazilian.
    Great having a catapult in Qld,think they are banned in the rest of OZ,make short work of...
  42. Baldrick hit a winner mentioning Les Norton,best...

    Baldrick hit a winner mentioning Les Norton,best OZ tv series of 2019.
  43. Thread: Name That Car

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    Luigi,hoe it's air cooled if you nick it. Joke...

    Luigi,hoe it's air cooled if you nick it.
    Joke is getting old but could not help myself,nice to see the bike is getting a workout.
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    The pants are cut a bit baggy but otherwise........

    The pants are cut a bit baggy but otherwise.....

    Handy if you are into pocket pool,no one would know if you are having a game
  45. How did the tourist board sign off on that utter...

    How did the tourist board sign off on that utter dickhead Adam Hills for this AD.
    He is a ABC protected so-called comic,all shit shows he is in.
    Saw him in the UK show Mock the Week,no wit,looked...
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    Kiwis in more shit than a Werribee duck,8/117-350...

    Kiwis in more shit than a Werribee duck,8/117-350 behind.
    NZ must have a 4 day working week because the their cricketers don't seem able to play past that or even come close to it.
    Latham had a...
  47. Thread: Name That Car

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    Steyr-Puch Halfinger

    Steyr-Puch Halfinger
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    Cujo,you must get with the times. Terry now...

    Cujo,you must get with the times.
    Terry now proudly motors around in a flash Holden station wagon,cool for cats.
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    Might be a 40's De soto,anyway we should have a...

    Might be a 40's De soto,anyway we should have a whip around and buy a lawn bowls hat so Looper can put It on the
    rear parcel shelf so on-lookers would think he is a doddery old bastard who could...
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    Thanks Mr Guzzi.

    Thanks Mr Guzzi.
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