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    damn, I miss those crabs will she get to...

    damn, I miss those crabs




    will she get to grasp the "Golden Tulip"?


    the thing is Betty, Oman is a wonderful country, but the Western nightlife is not worth bothering with
  2. Her programmes are uncomfortable to watch, they...

    Her programmes are uncomfortable to watch, they seem to appeal to some lowest common denominator

    a bit like the Sun newspaper

    mind you, her expecting to get an interview with the Abhisit was...
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    that is as good a pressure test as any "competent...

    that is as good a pressure test as any "competent tradesmen" could do

    so, LT, does your pump keep coming on when there is no-one using any water?

    that would be a miracle or a leak

    my...
  4. Thread: rural attire?

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    as long as you don't piss on them, they have...

    as long as you don't piss on them, they have holes

    as for shorts, no, no, no unless playing sports
  5. yes, they prove it unexplained and...

    yes, they prove it



    unexplained and mystical do not go hand in hand

    unexplained means we do not know

    mystical means we do not know so we make up a reason
  6. yes, us too of course,being in Thailand it is...

    yes, us too

    of course,being in Thailand it is possible all the docs and nurses were mistaken
  7. nature is a miracle to us poor souls

    nature is a miracle to us poor souls
  8. do you swallow?

    do you swallow?
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    they are building a new "Boutique" Hotel opposite...

    they are building a new "Boutique" Hotel opposite my house

    some days it gets noisy, like today
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    pay the tax, it is not much but you can...

    pay the tax, it is not much

    but you can undervalue the amount you are getting in rent
  11. seems not but I suppose if a kid drowns then...

    seems not

    but I suppose if a kid drowns then he/she will not die on the road......

    teaching kids to swim, and road safety can both be done, they are not exclusive
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    good thread but no result yet? Rod Stewart - I...

    good thread but no result yet?

    Rod Stewart - I am Sailing w/ lyrics - YouTube
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    no connection we do two or three loads a day...

    no connection

    we do two or three loads a day sometimes

    the nouvelle brits are amongst the cleanest people on the planet

    it all started with central heating and constant hot water
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    I was talking about the toilets anyway all...

    But there is always a massive queue of people who have pissed off the flight attendants. :)[/quote]


    I was talking about the toilets anyway

    all splattered and besmirched
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    Poll: easy enough to crash a plane!

    easy enough to crash a plane!
  16. Thread: rural attire?

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    the best dressed person is always the dead one

    the best dressed person is always the dead one
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    doesn't sound like a good idea as they would have...

    my eyedrops just have salty water

    yours must be special![/quote]

    Handy tip on why you should never piss off cabin crew. The eyedrops in their first aid kits make a handy laxative when added to...
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    ^ black flipflops? anyway ENT, next time you...

    ^ black flipflops?

    anyway ENT, next time you dress up, get some underpants
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    ^ go on then anyway, OP, what exactly do you...

    ^ go on then

    anyway, OP, what exactly do you want a pickup truck for

    OK I have reread your OP

    get another the same, or an Izuzu
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    my eyedrops just have salty water yours must...

    my eyedrops just have salty water

    yours must be special!
  21. I often quote myself. It adds spice to my...

    I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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    I don't think anyone asked you that but it...

    I don't think anyone asked you that

    but it sounds horrendous
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    how can you guys wear shorts? don't you have any...

    how can you guys wear shorts? don't you have any mossies around there?
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    plenty around, HomePro and the rest I was...

    plenty around, HomePro and the rest

    I was looking out of my window one night and, my wife having popped out to the market, the door to the street was not locked

    The security light came on and I...
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    great neighbour you would make you can't keep...

    great neighbour you would make

    you can't keep them out, but if someone is at home then they will not bother to try to get in

    so a couple of lights that turn on and off occasionally helps, as...
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    I loved it; whilst Phonsavan was a bit boring,...

    I loved it; whilst Phonsavan was a bit boring, the locals were really nice and we had a big meal with them each evening. Our hotel was very cool and tiled all over, which was a shame as it was bloody...
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    Poll: this is fun, once you get past the start ...

    this is fun, once you get past the start

    OFFENSIVE - THE STORY OF TONY FARRELL - YouTube
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    there is a food stall near Tha Pai gate that...

    there is a food stall near Tha Pai gate that sells dried pork meat

    he BBQ's it and sells it with BBQ sticky rice cakes

    Both go well with a beer or two
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    haha want a two bed flat, ground floor?

    haha

    want a two bed flat, ground floor?
  30. why on earth did you need to put that UK in?

    why on earth did you need to put that UK in?
  31. Thread: Thai Airways...

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    you are lucky they are on the same day flying...

    you are lucky they are on the same day

    flying out of London is expensive now because of the taxes; those are based on the distance of your first leg, so if you fly direct to Bkk they are very...
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    Poll: who cares

    who cares
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    maybe so, those peoples will have to think hard...

    maybe so, those peoples will have to think hard about their lifes and statistic
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    Poll: oh well, sounded good

    oh well, sounded good
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    I understand that many Indians are lousy guests;...

    I understand that many Indians are lousy guests; they are usually from the richer classes and tend to be arrogant and a pain

    It was the accompanying sentences that were unpleasant and unnecessary,...
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    Poll: surely there are easier , less controversial ways...

    Billions in lost money by the Pentagon - the offices hit were the ones investigating. Rumsfeld made the announcement about the missing billions at a news conference -- on 9/10 - the day before. Do...
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    Poll: so none, typical

    so none, typical
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    I don't think this was necessary or relevant ...

    I don't think this was necessary or relevant



    the people who need to live like that are forced to by poverty, nothing to do with Indians being unhygienic
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    Poll: no motive yet?

    no motive yet?
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    so where was your house? Is that the North of...

    so where was your house?

    Is that the North of England?
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    not as gutted as his garage

    not as gutted as his garage
  42. ^ well, it is in the lounge where there is a 'No...

    ^ well, it is in the lounge where there is a 'No Smoking" policy
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    Poll: the thing is, all these conspiracy theorists seem...

    the thing is, all these conspiracy theorists seem to be missing one thing

    why would anyone want to fake all these crashes and kill so many innocents?

    certainly not for an excuse to go attack...
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    ^ nothing like a bit of racism in a thread he...

    ^ nothing like a bit of racism in a thread

    he was just a spoilt little princess seeking a freebie and not getting it
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    I used to go to the toilet in a bar in Cowboy and...

    I used to go to the toilet in a bar in Cowboy and it was always full of women picking their spots and changing their dancing gear, I assumed it was a shared sex toilet

    after a few months it was...
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    who cares what was your previous username?

    who cares

    what was your previous username?
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    well done Pat the Salvation Army have stores...

    well done Pat

    the Salvation Army have stores too, some good stuff
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    no, you don't you are just tight

    no, you don't

    you are just tight
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    he left the stereo on in the car

    he left the stereo on in the car
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    ^ ^^ oh dear whilst that guy may have had a...

    ^ ^^ oh dear

    whilst that guy may have had a bad experience, the fact he mentions the Grand Hyatt as having high standards gives the game away

    Does he expect the normal mass tourist resort to...
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