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  1. ^ If only Benfica didnt tire in injury time, if...

    ^ If only Benfica didnt tire in injury time, if only JohnTerry hadn't fell on his arse, If only Bayern didnt substitute Lothar Mattheus.

    If only Hal wasn't such an Ole Gunnar fanboy cockwomble:)
  2. Thread: Dinner

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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
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    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing:
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    [QUOTE=Edmond;4168812]I reckon I know more than...

    [QUOTE=Edmond;4168812]I reckon I know more than Ole, and would sacrifice a new LB for a CF.
    Ole read. And listened.[/QUOTE

    That's how fuckin useless that cont is.

    Ole OUT!!!
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    Jorginho !!

    Jorginho !!
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    ^ He's due a workout soon:)

    ^ He's due a workout soon:)
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    ^ I wouldn't trust any fucker that looked like...

    ^ I wouldn't trust any fucker that looked like Ray to make a Chinese sauce:)

    No it was some Aldi German make:)



    I felt like gnawing and sucking on 9 chicken legs like Ray today, but without...
  8. United out in the group stages

    United out in the group stages
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    ^ What you gonna do with Rashford? I see you...

    ^ What you gonna do with Rashford?

    I see you are up in a lofty 4th place in the TD fantasy league right now, oh hang on there's only four fuckin players playing :smileylaughing:
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    Out of a jar sweet and sour:)
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    Said nobody...ever:) ...

    Said nobody...ever:)


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    :smileylaughing: Boing Boing ...

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    Boing Boing

    :smileylaughing:
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    The crazy thing is; he would be able to walk...

    The crazy thing is; he would be able to walk straight into the job of most of the stinkin tefler's on here.

    Unlike the other way around.

    Never luigi a book by its cover.:)
    :spin:
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  16. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I see you went heavy on Everton against your own...

    I see you went heavy on Everton against your own team, but without DCL:)

    I think I'll do that. Don't feel so shitty when they lose:)

    Nice to see Jammy Joffrey doesn't always fall into a...
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    You and that sad sack of shit couldn't beat an...

    You and that sad sack of shit couldn't beat an egg.

    No industry, nous or fight.

    Solskjaer doesn't have a fuckin clue either, how to beat someone even when they lie down begging for it....
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    It's worse than watching West Brom!!! Ole...

    It's worse than watching West Brom!!!

    Ole OUT!!!!!


    Where's that bell and Hal?:)
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    Easy one
  21. Thread: I made wine

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    Its all fun, until someone loses an eye

    Its all fun, until someone loses an eye
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    A nice confidence booster tomorrow for Harrogate:)

    A nice confidence booster tomorrow for Harrogate:)
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    Tea is a homosexuals drink. Especially those...

    Tea is a homosexuals drink.

    Especially those who have it with milk and sugar.




    Show me a man who has experimented with oriental tea and I'll show you a man whose had nearly as much cock ...
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    :) Got a strudel recipe, Herman?:)

    :)

    Got a strudel recipe, Herman?:)
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    I think it's called Frosty Jack nowadays. I was...

    I think it's called Frosty Jack nowadays. I was always a Thunderbirds or 20/20 kinda guy. I can imagine you and Chitty sitting there in the bus stop sharing a carafe of Lambrini:)

    I
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    Et, VIOLA!!!!!:) ...

    Et, VIOLA!!!!!:)

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    Off to buy some custard:)
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    Aunt Dillia's Scrumtious Apple Crumble

    Next door's overhanging cooking apples:)
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    6 of. And tools of the trade :wink:
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    An hour...
  29. Thread: Dinner

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    Has Hal gave you a dose ? Mancs...

    Has Hal gave you a dose ?







    Mancs and fukkin Benders more like:)
  30. Thread: Dinner

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    Bought today by me dad... . ...

    Bought today by me dad... .
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    he even brought a peppercorn gravy with him, bless him and made the side salad.:)...
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    Well...he'll be tortured no more R.I.P fella.

    Well...he'll be tortured no more

    R.I.P fella.
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    We are on about women and biscuits mate, not...

    We are on about women and biscuits mate, not Hal's drug dealing mate's cock.:)
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    Look at the muscle in that right wrist....then...

    Look at the muscle in that right wrist....then look into the mirrored surface of what he's holding and you can see he's bollock naked.
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    ^ Talking of STDs:) ^^What did I start...

    ^ Talking of STDs:)

    ^^What did I start watching yesterday.

    Oh yeah... Roy Schneider on Netflix.... Asian Momma, Mexican kids.

    He says hes at the age now where he's more interested in...
  35. Some guy on here bought a nice second hand Mazda...

    Some guy on here bought a nice second hand Mazda 2, that he showed off for a whole week whilst learning that coolant is more essential than wiper wash fluid:)
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    ^ Nice...Pumpkin soup is lovely. Although it...

    ^ Nice...Pumpkin soup is lovely.
    Although it does sound rather gay... making soup.


    I do have something in the slow cooker as it happens:)
    ...
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    ^ I'm gonna wish I never asked..... what's the...

    ^ I'm gonna wish I never asked..... what's the squeegee down there for?
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    Great. Had no problems at all. Perfect in the...

    Great. Had no problems at all. Perfect in the dark too.

    They pay for themselves in the end- no more buying specs and bending them in your pocket or losing them or them getting scratched.

    The...
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    Fuck off Hal, if you were in Greenwood's shoes,...

    Fuck off Hal, if you were in Greenwood's shoes, you'd have already pulled your hamstrings and herniated yourself pre-season, riding that idle fucker Tony Martial's fat stump whilst sucking off the...
  40. Thread: On my bike

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    :smileylaughing: Fukkin Bender Hang on,...

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    Fukkin Bender


    Hang on, in what direction? I'm about that away:)
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    ^ Fukkin Bender:)

    ^ Fukkin Bender:)
  42. Thread: On my bike

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    ^ Did you walk Hal home from the pub?:) ...

    ^ Did you walk Hal home from the pub?:)

    Coolest Autumn on record? It's been roasting down here. Nearly bought a fan:)
  43. Stupidity will see your life taken at any time....

    Stupidity will see your life taken at any time. Riding at that hour on Thai roads, the odds are stacked massively against the vulnerable.






    I doubt your 200 baht Chinese Lazada 9 ball...
  44. Sounds a lot like Ray Carey

    Sounds a lot like Ray Carey
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    ^I had all the stuffing balls too...She's not...

    ^I had all the stuffing balls too...She's not keen on spuds, prefers chips. She had some peas though and has an apple a day to stop the prune juice coming out:)
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    Then it'd have no place in this blokes cooking...

    Then it'd have no place in this blokes cooking thread:)
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    Today's damp goodness:) ...

    Today's damp goodness:)

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    Just finished the last of that succulent gammon:)...

    Just finished the last of that succulent gammon:)

    Monday
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    Tuesday
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    Today...
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    ^ I have a few chicks on my Line app in Pattaya I...

    ^ I have a few chicks on my Line app in Pattaya I could hook you up with Socal.

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    :)
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    ^ I thought you were in jail til the next...

    ^ I thought you were in jail til the next Millenium?

    That must have been some serious arse licking let me outta jail photothread:)
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