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Well, I liked him anyway...

I get both black and white pudding from a really good butcher near mine when I'm home, and white doesn't contain pig's blood nor seem to be as fatty.

I like them both but, contrary to what sabang...

Among gay embassy staff in the region, I was told that Egypt is the place to be if you want to meet your ideal Ahmed...

...and as for alternatives to cash when paying a taxi fare...well...

Now we're talking!

Haha. You wouldn't catch me wearing an England shirt. :)

Is the nurse a looker, Mendip?

I don't see the point in drinking unless you're getting pissed. Where's the fun in staying sober?

The 20 best curry recipes | Curry | The Guardian

Recipes for massaman and gaeng kiew waan in there.

I didn't know that green curry is usually served with goat in the south of Thailand...

I never knew that, but the old adage is true: bacon does make everything better.

Spurs are on the way to Wem...

...Wycombe 1-0 Spurs at the moment

It seems we've gone past drinks night and are looking at a proper weekend bender. Snubs should be in there, definitely, but Mendip's gone teetotal now, so he'll have to be excluded. :)

dirk wants...

Having beaten the current champions the day before...

I like kippers, but I cant do em for breakfast.

Another great British breakfast classic, the bacon butty!

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Phwoar! Proper bacon.

Brown sauce or tomato though, that is the...

This nonsense drives me fucking crazy.

If i were on Twatter, I would definitely be following this page

http://twitter.com/wewantplates?lang=en

:)

In three months in the UK recently, I had a full brekky probably 4 or 5 times. Teacakes, crumpets, toast, muesli etc most of the time.

Mmmmm teacakes. Another breakfast item from the UK that...

Lampard sacked.

One of the men from Krafwerk in line to replace him.

Imagine being stuck with some of the grey boring cnuts suggested on this thread so far. :smileylaughing:

If you dont mind, a night out with Dil, Chitty and Lu will do me fine.

Ill bring the...

Suck me big northern cock, you cnut :)

You never fail :smileylaughing:

I'm fucking buzzing.

The club is a good place to be these days. Thank you Sir Ole.

I'm off for a wank now. Maybe more than one. :smileylaughing:

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I've never quite understood having potatoes for breakfast...

With 85% of immigrants being from CIS countries. As I showed you yesterday.

I can't help you if you insist on being so stupid.

Brown sauce all the way!

Seppos eat shit bacon, wouldn't know what a good sausage is and their sports are utter wank. They fall at the first hurdle: stick to your burgers, you hopeless cnuts.

Aussies eat pretty much the...

Maine Road, Joe's house, and Joe's local when it's time for him to get a round in.

You are very stupid. Thick, in fact. An embarrassment to your family.

You probably did know that.

Make your mind up.

You were boasting yesterday that Russia is "the number 2 most immigrated country to in the world" with "all the Borats."

What's changed? :confused:

You're a know nothing...

What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you been lobotomised?

The world is full of deceitful wankers with an agenda.

I've just got off the phone to my dad who was bemoaning the fact that my mum can't get the vaccine "'cos of the Indians and Pakis in...

No, it's 110% not composed by Putin and the press he controls.



Thanks, Hatty...

...one more time before he scuttles off and pollutes, tail between his legs, brainfarting his crap over some...

There's always room for proper football and ale. Plus, Mendip's thread = Mendip's rules! :)

We're all Bristol City fans now!

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Do you ever ever ever engage that grey matter inside your head before you post? You must have some, surely?

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You got one...

Can you not send them a Whatsapp and tell them to drop some off? Easy peasy here.

Make sure you stock up for tomorrow with all those games on; Mendip will be sitting pretty thinking about who...

Yes and yes. He's clearly an intelligent bloke and doesn't fall into the stupid/contrary/brainwashed categories you can usually assign to this ilk.

He does love a strong-arm dictator though.

The thing is, Sabang, is that we will criticise western foreign policy and our own governments at will (be that the UK, US, NZ, Oz, Germany etc) whereas certain posters would never dream of...

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Ddddddiiddddddddddddddd I ever sppppppppppppppppppeaaaaaaaaaaaak you my saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauna? Is good. Onnnnnnnnnnne day yooooooooooooooooooooou come. We drink...

That was fucking hilarious while it lasted.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

You're really trying to play the victim card having witnessed the brutality that Putin has inflicted on any opposition he has faced?

:rofl:

Come on Cheltenham!

You're certainly entertaining, Skidders. I'll give you that.

:popcorn:

Bristol City are 1 up!

I have a feeling that this isn't gonna end well for you.

Again.

I don't think I've ever called you a DIY sauna or a little scooter. :smileylaughing:

I don't think Klongdick is stupid though. I think he's just been brainwashed (and maybe addled by vodka) to the point where there is no reason at all to try to engage him in a reasonable...

I think JP has said before that he doesn't take pics of his food. He steadfastly refuses to, I believe!

I've never quite grasped the Thai aversion to serving a proper portion of chips. You know when you're out in the sticks, can't face any more rice and you end up at that one restaurant in town that...

Everything is relative, Sabang. Especially when you're using words like "the best" and "Pattaya." :)