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    I didn't know either. but now its quite...

    I didn't know either. but now its quite obvious. found them both on :-

    Urban Dictionary: cim
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    try ditching the Bum-bag before the creature gets...

    try ditching the Bum-bag before the creature gets hold of your tackle next time. It'll probably give you valuable seconds especially if its wearing High heels.

    It should in theory go for the...
  3. Looking at the Guys I'm thinking maybe they were...

    Looking at the Guys I'm thinking maybe they were innocent and actually overcome by a rebellion in their Genetic make-up.
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    I've seen a lot of quality Builds up here. ...

    I've seen a lot of quality Builds up here. Usually the posts are thicker steel re-enforced concrete than the ones on this build. Those posts look like piling posts so could be very strong I...
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    A couple of years ago up north.

    A couple of years ago up north.
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    I'm no expert but I wouldn't buy it. I'm sure...

    I'm no expert but I wouldn't buy it. I'm sure it'll look nice when its finished but its just not sturdy enough. Thais use lots of thick re-inforced concrete posts for good reasons. Earthquakes...
  7. Thread: Guinea Fowl

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    Thanks Superman. I remember seeing that link...

    Thanks Superman.

    I remember seeing that link before but forgot about it. I wonder if its current.
    Anyone in Chiang Mai seen any !?

    Where abouts are you on the Rainbow Superman ?
    ...
  8. Thread: Guinea Fowl

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    Guinea Fowl

    I'm looking for Guinea Fowl or Guinea Hens .

    Anyone have any or seen them here ?

    http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/guinea-fowl-info0.gif
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    You know what I mean. Education for the sake of...

    You know what I mean. Education for the sake of education. I've known graduates who couldn't do the Job because they had no commonsense, not because they were overqualified.
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    I've got 3 girls, 7, 9 & 12. They've been here...

    I've got 3 girls, 7, 9 & 12. They've been here 3 years. The School seems fine. Its a private school but the fees are low. Its a place the shop keepers & small business people send their Kids...
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    Yeah I know. I don't mind getting ripped from...

    Yeah I know. I don't mind getting ripped from time to time. its part of the package here. Keeps you on your toes ;-)
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    No bloody Customers JJ. Theres no wonder. I was...

    No bloody Customers JJ. Theres no wonder. I was in one of them last week, had two beers and three hundred Baht in my pocket. The Bill came to 500 baht. two ladies did invite themselves to sit...
  13. Thread: Kiwi Scavenger

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    Thats what I was thinking. I'm sure half our...

    Never been a funeral in thailand then[/quote]


    Thats what I was thinking. I'm sure half our village only turn up if there's enough nosh to feed the family and save them the bother of cooking. ...
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    The Dictaphones sure to please the mamassan or...

    The Dictaphones sure to please the mamassan or BIB owner of the Illegal establishment. my old Mucker ;-)
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    Gonna Need NightVision Goggles then. Its...

    Full of dark skinned ladies and visited by shady mongers and "reporters".[/quote]

    Gonna Need NightVision Goggles then. Its certainly an Interesting pastime or calling that Somtamslap has. He...
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    Make sure you use a Flash if its a small dark...

    Make sure you use a Flash if its a small dark entrance in a dark house in a dark soi.
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    A Law enforcer maybe. I don't see a lot of...

    A Law enforcer maybe. I don't see a lot of it, maybe I'm blind or something. I've been in a lot of Kareoke Bars out in the sticks and its mainly chit-chat and a bit of attention to Drunks. ...
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    One or two what in every Village ? Humour me...

    One or two what in every Village ? Humour me I'm slow !?
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    yes, this could be interesting and an Eye-opener

    yes, this could be interesting and an Eye-opener
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    Some folks trying to say he's got an unhealthy ...

    Some folks trying to say he's got an unhealthy Lifestyle or something ?

    Gout ? Type 2 Diabetes ?

    ............... Ok, the flesh eating bug was a Wild Card.
  21. Thread: Mud Oven

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    I'll have a look at that camp Oven. I'm getting...

    I'll have a look at that camp Oven. I'm getting lazy , It may be just up my street.

    Don't worry about the Penis Nawty. I see them all over the Place here in Thailand. near temples, beaches...
  22. Thread: Mud Oven

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    It would definately be Phalic without those...

    It would definately be Phalic without those plastic ears. So its still a dalek.

    I've got more wood hanging around than I know what to do with and the nearest Pizza place is 50 kms away. I just...
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    Poll: Wow, This Threads only two years Old. I've...

    Wow, This Threads only two years Old. I've been thinking about getting a message myself the last few days, not had one for a long while and I'm stiff as a board. Never had a happy ending, ...
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    I had a 72ft Narrowboat made before my Thailand...

    I had a 72ft Narrowboat made before my Thailand days. I lived on it for a couple of years . I had an offer of a mooring which fell through, so I had to move on every couple of weeks like has been...
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    Ahh that'll be the WiangCome. Just off Jetyod. ...

    Ahh that'll be the WiangCome. Just off Jetyod. Next to the Boy Bars ;-)
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    F%cking Dead sort of sums it up. Wiang Inn...

    F%cking Dead sort of sums it up.

    Wiang Inn used to do a decent Buffee lunch but thats about all.
    You could have stayed at the Rimkok for about 1000 baht. A bit out of town but they provide...
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    Just wait and watch. I've been...

    Just wait and watch.[/quote]


    I've been watching and waiting for 8 weeks. Come on spill the beans.
    Did you have a Vision ? Do we need to build another Noahs Ark ?
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    OK, you've mentioned May 8th a few times. ...

    OK, you've mentioned May 8th a few times. apart from it being one of my daughters Birthdays whats the significance ? Is it a special day on the buddhist Calendar or something. Do you have...
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    Indeed it would in just about any other Country. ...

    I think that means let the battle commence.


    https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10004/Thailand_weather_forecasts.gif[/quote]


    Indeed it would in just about any other Country. ...
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    Cracked me up when I saw the change in Title. ...

    Cracked me up when I saw the change in Title. thanks for the Entertainment :)
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    Butcher of Bangkok !? Whats he supposed to do...

    Butcher of Bangkok !?

    Whats he supposed to do ? Leave them there forever .
    Its nice to see he's sending in the BIB rather than the Army. Will they be otherwise engaged as usual .

    I'm off...
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    Wow, I didn't notice it was in the News section...

    Wow, I didn't notice it was in the News section either. Assuming your not Jokeing and are really pissed off , It does seem a tad harsh. JJ can be a tw%t but he does contribute a lot to the...
  33. Thread: My New Diet

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    I seem to get up about 4 - 4.30 ish most days. ...

    I seem to get up about 4 - 4.30 ish most days. I probably have my last meal around 7pm so I doubt my glycogen levels are low. Breakfast starts around 7 - 8 am. I don't think I could handle a...
  34. I understand the 'they don't get it concept'. ...

    I understand the 'they don't get it concept'. My wifes brother does the area's where the tractor can't go. I get fed up of talking to him sometimes. Ocasionally he'll sit twiddling his thumbs....
  35. Very Fertile/Lush but seems to be banana's and...

    Very Fertile/Lush but seems to be banana's and grass mostly.
    certainly not a problem for that tractor.
  36. That tractor looks like a new version of mine. ...

    That tractor looks like a new version of mine. You'll be surprised where it will go as long as you reverse uphill and lowest gear down. If you get into trouble drop both implements and its going...
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    Maybe Just a coincidence Baldrick but my...

    Maybe Just a coincidence Baldrick but my Fleshlight handheld uses an Arm processor too. :mid:
  38. Thread: My New Diet

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    I've been thinking about a Diet myself the last...

    I've been thinking about a Diet myself the last few days. I've been feeling very lethargic. has to do with the weather I suppose but I am developing a beer gut and I probably only drink about 4...
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    Thanks Kingwilly. Better than the real thing ,...

    Thanks Kingwilly. Better than the real thing , just like the fleshlight .

    I won't have to feed it all night like my kids do with there tamagotchi thingamijigs will I ?
  40. I've had a few Honda's but better to replace them...

    I've had a few Honda's but better to replace them when things start to go wrong.
    A couple of the old boys prefer the two stroke Robin. If there's a lot of bamboo then your probably best getting...
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    Where did that F&$king Fish come from ?

    Where did that F&$king Fish come from ?
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    I love the Term Mactards. makes me Howl with...

    I love the Term Mactards. makes me Howl with laughter. I can't afford all the gadgets now but I certainly never queued to buy any. No ; you can keep it, I'll stick with my Fleshlight...
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    Check the Impeller. Its relatively easy. What...

    Check the Impeller. Its relatively easy. What sort of pump is it. I had a few cheapy pumps and the brass impeller kept loosing all its teeth with the slightest bit of silt entering it.
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    Indeed he does Peter000. Sorry I'm trying to...

    Indeed he does Peter000. Sorry I'm trying to get my posts count upto hundred or so to reach nirvana and hidden members only forum bits & bobs
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:. Exact a mondo Peter !. ...

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:. Exact a mondo Peter !. The Truth Hurts ; Its hurting my Ribs at the Moment.

    Likes a Pint or two I suspect. Real Ale of course, non of that Chemical Shite thats bad for...
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    :smileylaughing: Some of you guys crack me up. ...

    You and I don't get the option but muslims will as it is against their religion[/quote]
    An exemption for me then! ;)[/quote]

    So am I.
    I am a Dogcatcherist and body scanners are against my...
  47. My Brother-out-law is poor and life looks...

    My Brother-out-law is poor and life looks Hopeless; he drinks then the wife (his wife) beats him. If she doesn't beat him, he'll find a way to beat himself.

    I remember She broke his Arm...
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    :smileylaughing: Bolognaise Sauce , carefully...

    :smileylaughing:

    Bolognaise Sauce , carefully added to the plate by Jamie or the real deal ?

    Poor Fackin Jamie Fackin Oliver. They just don't understand the Cant.

    he'll no doubt be raking...
  49. :smileylaughing: Sorry Guys, I don't know...

    :smileylaughing:

    Sorry Guys, I don't know whats tickling me tonight. and such a serious subject.
  50. Made me laugh with the statement "none of her...

    Made me laugh with the statement "none of her friends that have farang husbands ever get beaten either" It is quite amazing . Sorry , its not a laughing matter.

    There are quite a lot of...
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