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  1. Thread: The Twins

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    I hope that means they have finished uni too

    I hope that means they have finished uni too
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    giving the butter fluffer enemas I now only...

    giving the butter fluffer enemas

    I now only drink the wheat vodkas - much nicer than the stuff from the west - Hlibny Dar was the first one I tried and it was excellent
  3. Thread: I made wine

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    What downsides would there be from using your own...

    What downsides would there be from using your own fresh pressed juice. Not dangleberry though
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    Would that be death by the man you had...

    Would that be death by the man you had emasculated when he realized you had done all the hard work and everyone thinks he is a cucnut?

    Who knew whackjob logic was so powerful
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    in these tight times only big bottles are...

    in these tight times only big bottles are economical
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    Oddly specific

    Oddly specific
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    a small piece of black tape will stop you seeing...

    a small piece of black tape will stop you seeing the flashing light
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    As far as I can discern, butterfly dreams of...

    As far as I can discern, butterfly dreams of being smart which apparently is but 1 reg-edit away

    I would not vouch for the validity of his dreams
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    those 3 "ladies" have dicks have you tried a...

    those 3 "ladies" have dicks

    have you tried a mescal enema ? or only a maniacal emma ?
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    this was ludicrously small and only a one off -...

    this was ludicrously small and only a one off - the second one has yet to be approved - considering most other first world countries paid a monthly boosting payment with minimal barriers to citizens...
  11. very good - but I am not seeing anything

    very good - but I am not seeing anything
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    Sticky: Try to find the asymptomatic people

    Try to find the asymptomatic people
  13. Terrorist watchers also need watching

    Terrorist watchers also need watching
  14. I vote drumpf could not point to lebanon on a map

    I vote drumpf could not point to lebanon on a map
  15. a report states 2 tonnes of confiscated ammonium...

    a report states 2 tonnes of confiscated ammonium nitrate was stored there
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    Sticky: short answer is , no unsure as to where it is...

    short answer is , no

    unsure as to where it is thought the CO2 will congregate ?
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    nice thread mendip good to hear you are back...

    nice thread mendip

    good to hear you are back in work - it is a hard time to be out of work , so best just take what you can get and make the best of it

    I am currently doing a job which years...
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    Andy allo

    Andy allo
  19. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    Is your shoeshine person giving you altcoin tips?

    Is your shoeshine person giving you altcoin tips?
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    Tankies Urban Dictionary: tankie...

    Tankies

    Urban Dictionary: tankie
  21. Thread: I made wine

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    all 20 strands ?

    all 20 strands ?
  22. ^ would you rather marylin or tomcat on the other...

    ^ would you rather marylin or tomcat on the other side ?
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    December 5th until march they were more open...

    December 5th until march

    they were more open than butterfluffers rectum
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    and was not considered a clown for claiming that...

    and was not considered a clown for claiming that amount of damages - ain't america great
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    Squeal like a pig , boy

    Squeal like a pig , boy
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    Sticky: brush your teeth

    brush your teeth
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    considering they had been inside the network for...

    considering they had been inside the network for 4 months they could have been encrypting the backups and reporting that all was good

    maybe users' email should be running in a remote sandbox which...
  28. do they have chin womans arse ? I see they...

    do they have chin womans arse ?

    I see they have decided on laowai nose
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    isn't america great ?

    isn't america great ?
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    ^ would you like regedit with that ?

    ^ would you like regedit with that ?
  31. old , stupid , men - what a common combination

    old , stupid , men - what a common combination
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    I missed that what analogue machines did they...

    I missed that

    what analogue machines did they utilise ? :)
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    gum on ...

    gum on

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  34. Latin dancer is trying to tell you that he found...

    Latin dancer is trying to tell you that he found himself horrified when he found the valving he had was performed by a ladyboy

    Have you no compassion
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    Sticky: was her AusLan interpreter as succinct as this...

    was her AusLan interpreter as succinct as this one ?

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    Sticky: Brisbane is northern New south wales Fcuking...

    Brisbane is northern New south wales

    Fcuking southerners
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    flannies

    flannies
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    thanks for the effort - nutter should have let...

    thanks for the effort - nutter

    should have let your daughter handle it - she could have probably joined the teak rail forum and found out all the secrets
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    will the lincoln project make an ad to encourage...

    will the lincoln project make an ad to encourage people to register and vote ?



    the stories online are a bit disturbing if true - it is also true that the 100 mile border security limit is also...
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    the pain is blursed ...

    the pain is blursed

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    up , up , down , left left , right and she shoot...

    up , up , down , left left , right and she shoot corgis with lasers on their heads


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  42. let me take this opportunity to say that you...

    let me take this opportunity to say that you should not use SMS for 2fa
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    you called , masser ?

    you called , masser ?
  44. Thread: I made wine

    by baldrick
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    might just have to try this experiment thanks...

    might just have to try this experiment

    thanks for the effort
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    I don't think so - more coco creamy is most...

    I don't think so - more coco creamy is most likely



    you need to go away and not think you understand what the discussion is about
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    Sticky: This line will not age well The infection rate...

    This line will not age well

    The infection rate will decline dramatically if people wore a mask in public places for 6 weeks
  47. I find if I just aim for people on the fairway it...

    I find if I just aim for people on the fairway it ensures I have no chance of hitting them
  48. It was a pom scam company that signed the deal...

    It was a pom scam company that signed the deal with a bent Nigerian polly and is trying to get the deal enforced.

    Outside chance of success
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    do ladyboys give better blowjobs ?

    do ladyboys give better blowjobs ?
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    Sticky: money machine go brrrrrrrrr

    money machine go brrrrrrrrr
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