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    Tony Macaroni founded an Italian restaurant...

    Tony Macaroni founded an Italian restaurant franchise in Scotland with 17 locations, sponsoring Livingston Football club who play at the Tony Macaroni Stadium.
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    There was a fat cnut at my school called James...

    There was a fat cnut at my school called James the Giant Peach
  3. What exactly is the duration of a long term visa...

    What exactly is the duration of a long term visa and when will this come into play?

    I would probably qualify as a highly skilled professional.

    As for 90 day reporting, it also has its flaws....
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    Watch fuck all grow with Dirk. No picture...

    Watch fuck all grow with Dirk.

    No picture necessary.
  5. Thread: Breakfast

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    Morning divinity. ...

    Morning divinity.

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  6. It's mixed news from the Diggler Camp. Excessive...

    It's mixed news from the Diggler Camp. Excessive weights training and a broken toe to hamper cardio sessions, along with a day job, kids and alcohol has seen me break even on the scales at 86kg....
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    My drone wont fly cos I live in restricted air...

    My drone wont fly cos I live in restricted air space and I can't ride my new motocross yet cos I crushed (probably broke) my toe under the stand while moving it around my car port. Also, it didn't...
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    There's been a mass exodus at Inter Ma Lamb this...

    There's been a mass exodus at Inter Ma Lamb this week. 14 players out/in with only Sala remaining to give the new boys the tour of the stadium.

    Viva la revolution!
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    -2 point for Captain.

    -2 point for Captain.
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    Does it come with registration instructions? I...

    Does it come with registration instructions? I was initially led to believe it was small enough not to require this.
  11. Thread: Breakfast

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    Either have I, I just assumed we had deep fried...

    Either have I, I just assumed we had deep fried it and googled it.
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    Hmm... well... ...nothing ventured nothing...

    Hmm... well...

    ...nothing ventured nothing gained.
  13. Skipped the soda cos bloody marys have vitamins.

    Skipped the soda cos bloody marys have vitamins.
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    What will they do about it? Cos I was gonna...

    What will they do about it?

    Cos I was gonna fly a bag full of flour and mixed herbs over to a mate's house to film his reaction.
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    Yeah that's what I heard. So does that mean I can...

    Yeah that's what I heard. So does that mean I can fly up to 40ft?

    My mate has a proper fancy one and he came round and made a promo video for the builder of the moo ban. He didn't have any issues.
  16. Did I post about that last time? It was either...

    Did I post about that last time? It was either tequila or sambuca though, on the way back from MotoGP.
  17. A few beers to celebrate a job well done but now...

    A few beers to celebrate a job well done but now I must swiftly switch to the clear spirits and soda to keep in line with fat camp commitments.

    First drink in 5 weeks and it's going down oh so...
  18. Requirements for Flying Domestic in Reality.

    We mentioned elsewhere that there were requirements to fly domestic but I can't find the thread.

    It was stated that passengers would need 1. 2 vaccine certs AND, 2. RT-PCR + medical cert.

    My...
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    I’ve got a really bad feeling my drone will...

    I’ve got a really bad feeling my drone will refuse to take off, due to the fact I live about 500m from a military runway.

    Fingers crossed.
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    I think you should keep going until you have a...

    I think you should keep going until you have a feature wall of these.

    That’s about the only way I think they could go to good use without opening the boxes.
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    HW is right, it’s my room number, but only so...

    HW is right, it’s my room number, but only so they can sort them again after washing as I have to collect my laundry.

    And for the record, Mendip, my work socks do have L and R on them. Makes no...
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    Deep fried anything, Katie.

    Deep fried anything, Katie.
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    Spam fritters anyone? ...

    Spam fritters anyone?

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    Going home from the rig like… ...

    Going home from the rig like…

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    I found a trumpet growing at the bottom of my...

    I found a trumpet growing at the bottom of my garden. So I rooted it oot.
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    Sort of. I was about 14/15 and was working...

    Sort of. I was about 14/15 and was working evenings at the Copthorne Hotel in Aberdeen as a kitchen porter as an extra hand for all the Christmas functions. My Auntie hired me and my cousin was also...
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    That’s a different vote…

    That’s a different vote…
  28. Well done guys, some stiff competition here. ...

    Well done guys, some stiff competition here.

    Ive mostly just been skipping while waiting for the call to go home, which has came today. I’ve just done my RT-PCR and flight in the morning.
    ...
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    Perhaps a cardigan in the style of The Dude may...

    Perhaps a cardigan in the style of The Dude may have been more down your alley.
  30. Wtf is going on with the world?

    Wtf is going on with the world?
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    I love it when a good plan comes together

    I love it when a good plan comes together
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    They wouldn't do it if there was no money in it.

    They wouldn't do it if there was no money in it.
  33. Maybe they have to if they’re catering for the...

    Maybe they have to if they’re catering for the military. Or if they want to continue to do so.
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    It's almost Christmas, right? ...

    It's almost Christmas, right?

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    I remember Scotland/Ireland had a joint bid to...

    I remember Scotland/Ireland had a joint bid to host the WC.

    I think that would be a fantastic choice, and we might have a chance to qualify on home soil.
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    I love a good David44 post. It's still fun cos I...

    I love a good David44 post. It's still fun cos I haven't cracked the code yet.
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    I just bought some for my kids, cheers.

    I just bought some for my kids, cheers.
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    Yamaha YZ 250 2 Stroke

    I'm looking for a YZ 250, but they appear to be as rare as rocking horse shite, so would consider anything similar that may be considered as a modern style 2 stroke dirt bike.

    If anyone knows of...
  39. Uk No. 1 when I was born. Perhaps under strange...

    Uk No. 1 when I was born. Perhaps under strange circumstances.
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    This way, she wont help you with your bourbon.

    This way, she wont help you with your bourbon.
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    Really stepped it up a gear David, good form. ...

    Really stepped it up a gear David, good form.

    Welcome back Can.
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    Just use the leatherman to hammer the thinner end...

    Just use the leatherman to hammer the thinner end of a chopstick into the centre of the cork. It'll either wedge in tight enough to pull it out or push it in without crumbs.
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    I remember everything cost 14 Euros. Carton of...

    I remember everything cost 14 Euros.

    Carton of fags: 14 Euros
    2 litres of JD: 14 Euros
    200,000v stun gun: 14 Euros
    20 Euros: 14 Euros.
  44. So is my loom

    So is my loom
  45. We have the rig camp here at the wellsite on the...

    We have the rig camp here at the wellsite on the mountain for the guys who need to be here all the time. These guys are often seen running on the mountain road.

    Then there's the pipe yard camp at...
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    The gym looks decent, I'd never be out of there.

    The gym looks decent, I'd never be out of there.
  47. Thread: Man Caves

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    Every day's a school day.

    Every day's a school day.
  48. Thread: Man Caves

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    Will you have a window on the adjacent wall so...

    Will you have a window on the adjacent wall so you can stand the legal distance from it?
  49. The problem with this day shift nonsense is that...

    The problem with this day shift nonsense is that it's dark when I leave for work and dark when I get back, so running round the rubber is not really an option.

    I've done full moon hashes before...
  50. Coming off night shift's a bitch, so I was up...

    Coming off night shift's a bitch, so I was up just after 1am. Ventured out for a coffee and my legs are all seized up from my achilles to the backs of my knees. I was hobbling like Kevin Bacon in...
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