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    This was an unbelievably successful hit in Europe...

    This was an unbelievably successful hit in Europe but never made it across the channel to the UK. Great song and my fondest memories of it are of the time when about a hundred drunken French men sang...
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    Can't beat a bit of throat music after a few...

    Can't beat a bit of throat music after a few beers.


    Batzorig Vaanchig- Mongolian Throat Singing - YouTube
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    Enthusiasm, needed to hold unusual serpents, is a...

    Enthusiasm, needed to hold unusual serpents, is a Siamese mannerism.
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    Technical expertise can help new immigrants clean...

    Technical expertise can help new immigrants clean any lavatory.
  5. And, to think this man once was manager of...

    And, to think this man once was manager of Liverpool AFC ! How the mighty have fallen!
  6. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Knock ! Knock ! Who's there ? Euripides....

    Knock ! Knock ! Who's there ? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides these knickers and you'll fucking pay for them.
  7. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested...

    What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.
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    Does Neverna ever post on this forum or does he...

    Does Neverna ever post on this forum or does he just send "reds"? You would have thought that he could have delegated the "red sending" to somebody else and that would allow him to fuck off to...
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    The picture above showing a policeman carrying a...

    The picture above showing a policeman carrying a child dates from 1966. It was the Aberfan Disaster when 144 people died, 112 of them children. I had attended Pantglas school as a child, my father...
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    All these guys popping off is making me feel my...

    All these guys popping off is making me feel my age. We are all running out of time.
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    You are an idiot, Beachbound. The more you write,...

    You are an idiot, Beachbound. The more you write, the more you convince every other forum member than this is so.
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    There is no deliberate attempt to fill the golf...

    There is no deliberate attempt to fill the golf courses with "poorly educated Americans", there is no conspiracy. The truth is that rich Americans are well educated but the vast majority lack even a...
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    Are you American, Mr Beachbound? If not you are...

    Are you American, Mr Beachbound? If not you are very good at being childish, where did you perfect it? Thank you for the red, Beachbound, probably egg bound too. Truth is the Americans are childish...
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    When we went to Chiang Khan it was empty. No...

    When we went to Chiang Khan it was empty. No tourists and we struggled to get food. We managed to find somewhere open, good food and the lady cooking it was very pleasant. Didn't fancy the...
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    I met a man in Cardiff whose real name was Sydney...

    I met a man in Cardiff whose real name was Sydney Melbourne Newman. There were two sisters in my town called Cortina Ford and Marina Ford and, while I am at it, there was a woman called Diamond...
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    I forgot Reggie Spit. He wore his Brylcreem with...

    I forgot Reggie Spit. He wore his Brylcreem with pride. Poor bugger no longer with us. Couldn't cremate him on account of the Brylcreem. He used to dribble a lot and spit all over the place and this...
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    I am a sensible little person who realised ages...

    I am a sensible little person who realised ages ago that Americans are childish. They are brought up to be childish and this right is protected under their constitution.
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    I am Aryan, I dropped the "Bav" years ago. Stuff...

    I am Aryan, I dropped the "Bav" years ago. Stuff Herr Schicklgruber and his butties! We, wogs, gotta stick together.
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    Dai Substantial Billy Bakehouse Dai Decimal...

    Dai Substantial
    Billy Bakehouse
    Dai Decimal
    Malcolm Axeman
    Dai the Gas
    Tom the Milk
    Teacher Bessie
    Georgie Onions
    Dai Stallion
    John Tight
  22. Thread: Dinner

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    Did you open the tin of vegetables all by...

    Did you open the tin of vegetables all by yourself? They look absolutely disgusting.
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    Nice is considered exact.

    Nice is considered exact.
  24. I found a bag of chips up by the hospital but the...

    I found a bag of chips up by the hospital but the seagulls pinched them from me. Bastards!
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    Expensive xylophones played energetically...

    Expensive xylophones played energetically normally sound incredible, very gratifyng.
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    Stirring tool is rapidly revolving in new...

    Stirring tool is rapidly revolving in new glassware.
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    The betting on Betfair is USA 1.51, Europe 3,65...

    The betting on Betfair is USA 1.51, Europe 3,65 and 14,5 the tie. I am tempted to back Europe. I acknowledge that America are favourites but the prices seem to be wrong as far as I am concerned. It's...
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    What about Modron, then?

    What about Modron, then?
  29. Thread: Dinner

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    76119 Ka Prao Gai Dao

    76119

    Ka Prao Gai Dao
  30. I have been doing very well just lately with my...

    I have been doing very well just lately with my football gambling but Man Utd let me down last night. First loss for ages. No hanging for me, just go into a corner and sulk. Might stamp my feet too.
  31. Yes, it's a pity he didn't break both legs:) A...

    Yes, it's a pity he didn't break both legs:) A friend of ours was killed in Pattaya when two Thais crashed into him as they were racing. No sympathy for the twit.
  32. I lived just down the road from that cemetery....

    I lived just down the road from that cemetery. Interesting place.
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    Jesus Christ! You are a bloody American! Just...

    Jesus Christ! You are a bloody American! Just keep sending the "reds" you ignorant twat.
  34. Thread: Ribeye roast?

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    For those living in the UK, ribeye steak is on...

    For those living in the UK, ribeye steak is on special offer at Lidl between September 30 and October 6.
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    I have two Spider poles waiting for me to set up...

    I have two Spider poles waiting for me to set up my half wave end fed. Coax is now coming through the wall instead of the window and my HF vertical will shortly be the subject of investigation by my...
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  38. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    All is not lost, United were runners-up. The...

    All is not lost, United were runners-up. The cynic would say they were lucky to score nil.
  39. The Chinese are welcome to all my secrets. I have...

    The Chinese are welcome to all my secrets. I have led a blameless life and have nothing to hide. I am one of the few on this forum who is actually going to Heaven unlike most here.

    上帝祝福你
  40. Thread: Daily Moan

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    You are clearly a lady who knows how to enjoy...

    You are clearly a lady who knows how to enjoy herself.:)
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    Yes, but you are a shithead.

    Yes, but you are a shithead.
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    Sensibilities enable niceness, so I believe,...

    Sensibilities enable niceness, so I believe, ignorant louts in this instance ensure spitefulness.
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    Emulsifiers mostly unite liquids, so I find I...

    Emulsifiers mostly unite liquids, so I find I enjoy relishes, sauces.
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    Nolwenn Leroy - Tri Martolod en duo avec Alan...

    Nolwenn Leroy - Tri Martolod en duo avec Alan Stivell - Concert Brest - YouTube
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    He certainly has serious health problems now. He...

    He certainly has serious health problems now. He could not phone my local clinic as the receptionist would not believe he was ill.
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    Sticky: It would help if you stopped posting so much...

    It would help if you stopped posting so much bullshit yourself.
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    I will revisit and provide the GPS coordinates.

    I will revisit and provide the GPS coordinates.
  49. Thread: Dinner

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    Please accept my apologies for my typo. You must...

    Please accept my apologies for my typo. You must have been very surprised at my misdemeanour, probably about as surprised as I was to know that you had spotted it.
  50. Thread: Dinner

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    Yet another in-depth comment from bsnub. He...

    Yet another in-depth comment from bsnub. He always get right to the heart of the matter. Nothing gets past bsnub.
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