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    That sofa was a bequest from KLF upon her...

    That sofa was a bequest from KLF upon her departure back to Gowlee 7 years ago and has great sentimental value I will have you know sir.

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2019/07/7BuFXS3-1.jpg...
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    4KDownloader does not work on teh porn sites so I...

    4KDownloader does not work on teh porn sites so I am using YTDDownloader

    It used to get flagged as malware I think so there is probably a guy in basement in Shanghai switching on my webcam and...
  3. Good plan KZ. I just finished auditing my...

    Good plan KZ.

    I just finished auditing my collection recently and sorting it so I could find the best ones more easily and then I somehow managed to digitally misplace the entire thing. About 50Gb...
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    The bag of marshmallows we were toasting on the...

    The bag of marshmallows we were toasting on the campfire was hastily abandoned in the lusty heat of newly kindled passion when we repaired indoors, and the magpies had a party the next morning.
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    I tried to squeeze my delicate size 8s into them...

    I tried to squeeze my delicate size 8s into them while she was sleeping but they were too small.

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    I hear ya Dilly. Young people don't know they are...

    I hear ya Dilly. Young people don't know they are born with the porn these days and imagination powered spanking is a dying art.

    I notice that my memory wank bank focuses on curious details like...
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    After draining my spuds to catastrophically low...

    After draining my spuds to catastrophically low drought levels on Pornhub earlier this week I luckily still had enough juice in the tank on Thursday for this diminutive* 29 year-old golden-heeled...
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    Sticky: I have noticed that the ratio of Dead/(Dead +...

    I have noticed that the ratio of Dead/(Dead + Recovered), which I think would probably be the most accurate mortality rate metric, has risen steadily over the past 2 weeks looking at the numbers on...
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    ^full bells and whistles :thankyou: Nev

    ^full bells and whistles

    :thankyou:

    Nev
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    ^yeah. that is weird. i can see it on my mobile...

    ^yeah. that is weird. i can see it on my mobile phone but not on FF on my laptop.

    I guess maybe adblock is blocking it by mistake.
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    ^^^that is the one skiinn thankyou (and welcome...

    ^^^that is the one skiinn thankyou (and welcome back to the bosom of TeakDOOR). how did you find that? Is there a link to it anywhere on the site interface?

    ^^Thankyou MK. I found the thread by...
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    I had completely forgotten about that nasty...

    I had completely forgotten about that nasty incident until I followed that quote link back to the OP.

    The freshly awakened memory makes me wince just thinking about it.

    :o
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    Bad Luck: I have recently lost my gigantic porn...

    Bad Luck: I have recently lost my gigantic porn stash of over 10 years vintage. I cannot find it on any hard drive anywhere after moving all my shit around doing a spring clean recently - and this...
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    Advanced Search

    Has TD still got the advanced search?

    There used to be a page where you could narrow the search down to 'threads started by AUser', date range etc.

    I had a thread called Bad News Good News I...
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    I don't really buy the whole audiophile thing....

    I don't really buy the whole audiophile thing. Would the average joe really be able to tell the difference if they were blindfold and did not know which one were listening to?

    But that thing is...
  16. PM BoJo is officially under the weather... ...

    PM BoJo is officially under the weather...

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    Coronavirus: Prime Minister Boris Johnson tests positive - BBC News

    + UK Health Secretary -...
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    Need to know what percentage of 103 year-olds...

    Need to know what percentage of 103 year-olds live to 104 before I nominate Dame Vera
  18. The TeakDOOR Famous People with Covid-19 thread

    The first famous person to get the Covids was Tom Hanks who spent 2 weeks in hospital on the Aussie Gold Coast but is now better.

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    ^Is that the famous Dutch baroque masterpiece...

    ^Is that the famous Dutch baroque masterpiece 'Girl With A Pearl Necklace' hanging on the wall Snakey?

    :)
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    ^^^Brute strength PAG. Respect Soviet Akula...

    ^^^Brute strength PAG. Respect

    Soviet Akula Class Ballistic Missile submarine as captained by Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October. Nato Call-sign Typhoon
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    Mr Kipling's and PG Tips are luxury items not...

    Mr Kipling's and PG Tips are luxury items not essentials

    :)
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    ^One star from The Guardian The English Game...

    ^One star from The Guardian

    The English Game review – Julian Fellowes football drama is an own goal | Television & radio | The Guardian

    But what would those cultural elitists know about the...
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    I am not familiar with this phrase TC. What does...

    I am not familiar with this phrase TC. What does it mean?

    I am not going to google it as google is killing the art of online jovial banter.



    You leave those serfs alone Tom.

    They are...
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    Nose-picking should be outlawed on the BTS until...

    Nose-picking should be outlawed on the BTS until this thing is under control.

    Strict hand/nose/mouth hygiene is the key to defeating this dark mofo.
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    Any fucker after my stash will have to come...

    Any fucker after my stash will have to come through Uncle Sam before they prise the last Mr Kiplings Mint Fancy from my cold deads hands.
    ...
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    How many Tunnocks Tea Cakes can you get in your...

    How many Tunnocks Tea Cakes can you get in your mouth at once Dill before you swallow any?

    Anyway you were looking well buff in your recent bathroom selfie so don't do it mate. Put the tea cakes...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/03/686.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/03/686.jpg

    Interesting perspective and read by the Louis himself which is always better than an anonymous mid-atlantic narrator.

    Although a few of the...
  28. Bit unfair thread title Willy.... She is...

    Bit unfair thread title Willy....



    She is certainly bonkers but she was led on a bit with 10 dates and being persuaded to give up the bingo booty after the first few so she probably thought it...
  29. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt...

    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

    :la:
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    Surely.... ...

    Surely....

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    Cool, you can lick door handles in public now...

    Cool, you can lick door handles in public now just to freak people out :)
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    Oh my gods what am I supposed to wipe my bottom...

    Oh my gods what am I supposed to wipe my bottom with now?

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    Mmmmmmm.... Exceeeedingly good.....
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    Sticky: Lol! Here it is President Donald Trump...

    Lol!



    Here it is

    President Donald Trump

    :)
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    I have to question the wisdom of the Trumpster's...

    I have to question the wisdom of the Trumpster's tweet.

    'The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese...
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    Sticky: Good idea. I have got one of these little...

    Good idea.

    I have got one of these little Covid19 specials off EBay.

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    I keep the probe permanently inserted while I am out...
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    Star Wars IX How can the Mandalorian be so...

    Star Wars IX

    How can the Mandalorian be so good and the new Star Wars be so meh?

    I feels like it is creaking under the weight of trying to live up to its heritage and consequently unable to do...
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    Boss pair of slippas!

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    Veerree klossy as the might say in seth efrica.
  39. I think the youtube is a montage of clips from...

    I think the youtube is a montage of clips from various tracks from the new album.

    I think video is Die Antwoord's real art forte. The music is just a backdrop.

    If you look at each segment...
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    Panic buying is vital economic stimulus just when...

    Panic buying is vital economic stimulus just when the economy needs a shot in the arm so panic buy with pride

    :)
  41. New album from Die Antwoord came out today. ...

    New album from Die Antwoord came out today.

    House of Zef

    First new album since 2016

    YouTube

    Flame on MuthaFukkas!
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    ^Covid19 rated Gas-mask + Zombie Head Shotgun ...

    ^Covid19 rated Gas-mask + Zombie Head Shotgun

    Congratulations Shlocker you are ready to participate in the imminently arriving end of times

    Let the games begin
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    Just finished The Boys. Better than I was...

    Just finished The Boys.

    Better than I was expecting since I had only noticed a few comments about it. Crackling good I would say. Some great characters fleshed out better than the average marvel...
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    It's good innit :p Dunno Betty but they...

    It's good innit :p



    Dunno Betty but they are toasty worm and my feet are as snug as bug.



    Koalas have monster claws so it could be.
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    Things turned a tad chilly in the ozzy this week...

    Things turned a tad chilly in the ozzy this week and I found myself short of a pair of slippers.

    But I am now beslippered again with these bewts newly requisitioned
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    Show us your Covid19 Zombie Apocalypse Stockpile

    Coles stripped almost bare of the precious poo paper

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    But I...
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    Nam Pla - that is what I was thinking of.

    Nam Pla - that is what I was thinking of.
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    ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ Thanks That shit in the...

    ^^^^
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    ^^

    Thanks

    That shit in the square buckets looks seriously rancid ao!
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    ^I thought Pla Ra was just fish sauce Toot? I...

    ^I thought Pla Ra was just fish sauce Toot?

    I already had fit sot in the cupboard and it went into the Friday Som Tam and I got some more yesterday while on a hording mission to Coles.
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    Nam Pla - that is what I was thinking of

    To be fair she did warn me before coming round that cullinary skills were not her forte but she was keen for a crack at making the famous Thai salad when I mentioned I had papaya trees.

    I might...
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