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    Just found this thread - that takes me back to my...

    Just found this thread - that takes me back to my teens in the 70s when I knew Roy Bates (owner of Sealand, now long-departed). I was stuck on a ship (the Manor Park) in Scunthorpe docks secretly...
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    I'm offended! I'm as Aryan as they come.......

    I'm offended! I'm as Aryan as they come.... :smileylaughing:
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    They are probably worn and shredded to a similar...

    They are probably worn and shredded to a similar degree. At least I can use my hot air gun to repair Candi's......
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    Actually, these Chinese dolls are designed to...

    Actually, these Chinese dolls are designed to allow a big rubber dick to be attached, and they sell these mammoth dicks online. For some reason, the idea of my female doll with a massive male...
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    It's so long since I bar-fined a bar-girl that...

    It's so long since I bar-fined a bar-girl that they didn't play with their mobile phone, but played with the TV remote and were glued to the screen as I nibbled on their nipples (etc etc).

    As for...
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    Apparently so, for these 'made in the good ole US...

    Apparently so, for these 'made in the good ole US of A' AI gals . I settled for the cheap Chinese copy... :smileylaughing:
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    As mentioned, I live in single, large room - so...

    As mentioned, I live in single, large room - so no need to move her. I recently moved and my current abode has 2 storeys, but I only live downstairs because the room is cool and very large -...
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    Well, I don't sit talking to it all the time -...

    Well, I don't sit talking to it all the time - it's just a friggin' doll ain't it? :) I generally live in a single, large (70 square metre) room. So I don't need to drag the damn thing around the...
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    Perhaps I've just been unlucky with women. But...

    Perhaps I've just been unlucky with women. But after 3 marriages/divorces, I can tell you that my TPE companion give me much more (emotional) satisfaction that the real thing :)
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    The documentaries about AI dolls are interesting...

    The documentaries about AI dolls are interesting to me, having a techie background in AI - read about my smutty chat AI software - Natachata - BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | Has text-porn finally made...
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    Am I pissed? All the subtitles seem to be back...

    Am I pissed? All the subtitles seem to be back to front :smileylaughing:
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    I watched a YT documentary about guys in the USA...

    I watched a YT documentary about guys in the USA with their sex-dolls. You have to be pretty fit/strong to manhandle these dolls outside, and they were all using wheelchairs, as Looper illustrates. ...
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    I think you're on the wrong website ...

    I think you're on the wrong website :smileylaughing:
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    Now now, she's just a lump of carefully-formed...

    Now now, she's just a lump of carefully-formed TPE, not a bleedin' livin' organism :)
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    Nope. The time with my bipolar wife was the most...

    Nope. The time with my bipolar wife was the most stressful time in my whole life, and it also completely changed my outlook on life. It lasted several years and left me mentally exhausted - a...
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    Punctures? That is so 1960s! She's made of...

    Punctures? That is so 1960s! She's made of something called TPE, which is like silicone, but better (softer, warmer etc), with a moveable metal joint skeleton inside. She is scaringly realistic. ...
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    Were I into LTs, then probably around 10......

    Were I into LTs, then probably around 10... Actually, she's been a 'companion' for maybe 18 months or so. Also crap at doing the washing up, but you can't have everything :)
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    Not Pooh Bear the bear, but Pooh Bear the Chinese...

    Not Pooh Bear the bear, but Pooh Bear the Chinese PM.... :)
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    Well, I really do have a doll! But TBH, it's...

    Well, I really do have a doll! But TBH, it's more of an emotional companion, although I can bang the hell out of it if I want. (She doesn't squeak though)

    She sleeps in my bed and has some...
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    @Kmart - about TRT, I had all my initial...

    @Kmart - about TRT, I had all my initial tests/consultation done in Pattaya at a specialist TRT clinic. Actually, I have had low T since a teenager - it's a genetic thing in my family. Used to have...
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    Chinese actually :smileylaughing:

    Chinese actually :smileylaughing:
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    Why am I so happy? - How about you?

    Looking back over the past few years, I must be honest - absolutely nothing fazes or stresses me anymore :)

    I used to freak out with my mad bipolar Thai ex #2, completely losing it when she did...
  23. I'm learning spoken Hmong because many of the...

    I'm learning spoken Hmong because many of the hilltribe villagers in my region don't speak Lao very well. I go up the hills on my off-road motorbike and want to chat with the old grannies, maybe...
  24. English is my mother tongue. My second language...

    English is my mother tongue. My second language is Thai (I did an MA at Chulalongkorn). French is my 3rd language now (I learnt French at school and worked in France and Belgium). My current daily...
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    Phase, not frequency :) @Fondles, wow, those...

    Phase, not frequency :)


    @Fondles, wow, those anus grommets look amazing. Mine don't have the hole in the middle... :)
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    More me than bike. Bought this Kawasaki KLX140...

    More me than bike. Bought this Kawasaki KLX140 to ride in the hills around Luang Prabang. The bike has been converted to street-legal and has all correct Lao documents.

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    Update: Maybe I...
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    Not a photo but a drawing - and a very funny one...

    Not a photo but a drawing - and a very funny one at that...

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  28. Lock-down crazy: Tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom

    Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house - BBC News

    Having read several sad stories in the media where lock-down crazies have killed their families, this one had me laughing....

    WTF...
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    I'm happy just watching old episodes of Dad's...

    I'm happy just watching old episodes of Dad's Army and Are you Being Served..... fcuk this modern stuff.
  30. What is the best thread you've started? Post a link!

    I completely forgot about my thread from 2012 about living and teaching in Yangon, complete with some interesting photos.....

    Here's the link:
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    I think the lock-down in Laos ends around May...

    I think the lock-down in Laos ends around May 18th, unless it is extended again. Some outdoor cafes are already open in town, but waiting for the night market food stalls to open again. I also need...
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    That borehole is the subject of some of my...

    That borehole is the subject of some of my science lessons. Apparently, it is located in what is now a corner of a disused car park in Murmansk.........
  33. My grandfather was born before radio, airplanes, cars and telephones were invented.

    I was thinking about my grandad, who died a few years before I was born. In my family, the generations reproduce only in their 40's (just how it is).


    My grandad was born in 1875, my dad in 1918,...
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    Unpopular opinion? That 20 year old Thai cutie...

    Unpopular opinion? That 20 year old Thai cutie really doesn't like fat, old, ugly foreigners with BO..... But your money.........
  35. Surely the best area of the body to achieve a...

    Surely the best area of the body to achieve a good mask fit for most body types is around the neck - it's round (ish), and should be easy to seal. God knows how many times I've nearly asphyxiated...
  36. https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the-teakdoor-loun...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the-teakdoor-lounge/49133d1587306298-things-you-wish-youd-bought-before-doll-jpg
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    I just love this meme..... ...

    I just love this meme.....

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the-teakdoor-lounge/49045d1587206758-how-has-coronavirus-affected-you-meme-jpg
  38. I don't think planes had been invented..... at...

    I don't think planes had been invented..... at least my parents seemed to think not!
  39. What country gives you your fondest memories from long ago?

    I'm British, lived in south-east Asia for 20 years. But my fondest memories are of taking long holidays in Greece during the 1960's. My father was a university lecturer, which meant a long summer...
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    I make my own kefir milk every day. I wonder if...

    I make my own kefir milk every day. I wonder if I can persuade the kefir bacteria bugs to make a bit of alcohol as well.....
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    Yesterday, the Lao government sneakily announced...

    Yesterday, the Lao government sneakily announced a ban on alcohol at 11 am in the morning, but backdated to 6 am that morning! I rushed out of my house in a cold sweat, ran to the nearby ma and pop...
  42. You watch porn on a split-screen? If I did that,...

    You watch porn on a split-screen? If I did that, I wouldn't know if I was coming or going.....
  43. I teach science online from home anyway - so no...

    I teach science online from home anyway - so no changes for me, except that my 5am jog has been curtailed. I teach 3 hours in the morning, then have a break for about 5 hours, then another 3 hours...
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    Also, Islamic State teachers probably want to...

    Also, Islamic State teachers probably want to keep their masks on. Oh, and Muslim women of course.
  45. What diseases or nasty ailments have you picked up in south-east Asia?

    Me = giardia, dengue, dysentry....

    And you? (No need to mention STDs)
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    Totally off-topic, but in a previous career, I...

    Totally off-topic, but in a previous career, I used to pay 2,000 quid a week to place full page adverts in the Star of women with their tits out.......
  47. Life goes on for me, teaching science online. ...

    Life goes on for me, teaching science online. New students signed up from Brazil, Korea, China and Hong Kong. Not enough hours in the day to teach them all - my lesson calendar indicates there are...
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    The nearest restaurant to my house is an Indian...

    The nearest restaurant to my house is an Indian cuisine place. I've just negotiated daily takeaways of wobbly food and poppadoms every evening for the next 2 weeks...
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    Luckily, it just caught the overhanging bit of...

    Luckily, it just caught the overhanging bit of the tile. I intended to tell him (cheap repair anyway), but the house is now all shuttered up. Let's wait for the monsoon rains :)
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    With the Lao borders closed, almost all the...

    With the Lao borders closed, almost all the tourists and Chinese have buggered off from Luang Prabang. It's like a ghost town, with massage and bars ordered closed. Most restaurants are also closed....
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