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Gravey?[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

because the hot dog guy only sells sausages on a stick, no buns.

The ice cream guy sells icecream sandwiches (in a hot dog bun) - so you buy the bun (without ice cream) from him.

Why would you freeze beer? The alcohol would separate out, as it has a lower freezing point, leaving you with a 0% strength beer flavor ice lolly.

I don't think they got the inspiration from anywhere as the MX5 is a Mazda model. :)

The law is irrelevant. It all depends how the local office interprets it. If you try and show they are wrong, they will only lose face if they admit it and will just make your life a hell from then...

There's a prize of an extra cabbage for whoever works out what the fuck they are.

As a farang/Thai trying to import a night sight for a rifle, you are going to, if not already are on the watch list.[/quote]

You can't be serious?[/QUOTE]Yes I am, many thing here, that are not...

A bit of a taste for under aged girls allegedly.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/02/736.jpg

Hmm.... Apartment was found ransacked?

My theory. Someone (disgruntled staff member?) lifted his keys while he was out drinking watching the superbowl. They then went over to his apartment to see...

Wonder if he was pulling at a rip cord that wasn't there on the way down?

^^ Portland is the 'bush' now is it?

Plumber....

Tax evasion purposes most like.

I'm going to be taking a 3 month break in the UK with my wife. Can anyone recommend a good site for Travel/Medical Insurance for her?

Yeah, I use them a lot. Fast service and the owner (Swedish I think) and staff are pretty knowledgeable. They can also get more unusual items (e.g. specialist graphics cards, etc) which aren't listed...

Because:

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

If the rules were clearly defined, then certain posters would take great delight in pushing as close to breaking them as possible. They would then argue over whether they had crossed the line or not...

^^ got an FDA license for it then?

Watneys Red Barrel

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/01/1092.jpg

:bunny3:

Nope. It is razor sharp. I own the one in the photo.

I wonder which fuckwit came up the idea for this promotional product and how on earth no one raised any safety issues about it.

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/displayimage.php?album=267&pos=27
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

What visa do you have? You cannot register a bike or a car in your name if you only have a tourist visa.

Portland Hippie?

That's Jeff isn't it?

Hope he does a picture thread.


Fuck off Jeff.

Isn't that what spin dryers are for?[/QUOTE]

Yep, what's good enough for the kids is certainly good enough for the pets.

Not for quite some time I believe?

BKK Post banned them from using their content some years ago I seem to remember,

Like Pattaya without the nightlife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

Damn. :(

Its the after glow and scent thatbis failing you..[/QUOTE]

You are speaking as one of Baldrick's test subjects I assume?

What about the wife?

Drambuie is the nectar of gods to me.

That's because they can't press the buttons in the elevator. :bunny3:

^^

Millwall,
We are Millwall,
No one likes us,
We don't care.


(Repeat same verse for entire duration of match)

No. Goods only. Not labor.

Not all tourists are foreign. The vast majority who go to the National Parks are Thai.

The difference in fees is due to the fact that Thai's (supposedly) pay their taxes to support the upkeep of the parks, while the foreigners do not.

Show your work permit at the gate to prove you...

MS SQL Express. It's free and better than 95% of the shit out there pretending to be database software.

Real men have other men shave their nads. Uh wait.....

^ But not over 20, which is the minimum drinking age in Thailand.

Funny, they use that excuse EVERYTIME this happens, which seems to be about twice a year!

Just like this you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfwQ_7xqO7Y

Yes, I always let my wife fart first as well.

Why is it not actually the most northern point according to that map?

You better go back and do it again and go to the right place this time :)

^ It's their next product.... bacon tipped ammo :)

Give them some credit, they're not French for god's sake!

Nice.... All the bomb making components arranged neatly on his prayer carpet.

^ I suspect the letters MV will be involved....

.... and remember 'caber tossing' isn't exactly what the sweaties advertise it as, so politely refuse if someone asks you to indulge in a spot of manly wood handling.

Remember: Red hair, smelly minge. Enough said.