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    "Exquisite ?" Xanthe queried. "Usually I sexually...

    "Exquisite ?" Xanthe queried. "Usually I sexually idealize total exhibitionism"

    Oh, double darn it ! I'm going home !

    I should check who is online here before posting.
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    Tripe really induces paroxysmal eructation Oh...

    Tripe really induces paroxysmal eructation

    Oh darn it...
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    Don't worry....he has a good collection of wasps...

    Don't worry....he has a good collection of wasps nests there. Perhaps he can train them to attack on some subtle command ?
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    Delightful ! Elephants love intensely grunting...

    Delightful ! Elephants love intensely grunting hippos' teasing fulsome ululations, largesse
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    I love these moments in which people here reveal...

    I love these moments in which people here reveal themselves.


    Move aside, Daffy Duck.....stubbie has arrived ! :smileylaughing:
  6. It appears to me that Russell has never claimed...

    It appears to me that Russell has never claimed to be an expert, but is simply giving his opinion.

    He is perfectly entitled to do this as a member of this forum.
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    Mendip, can you please assure us it's not part of...

    Mendip, can you please assure us it's not part of YOU ? Those brown marks are a worry...
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    ^^ A certain TD forum member from Chiang Mai in a...

    ^^ A certain TD forum member from Chiang Mai in a few years time ? :smileylaughing:

    Not sure if the one on the right, or the left...........................
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    Sticky: ^^ It seems that's what the Chinese thought when...

    ^^ It seems that's what the Chinese thought when it was breeding up in Wuhan
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    The nutters are often the best performers. Ask...

    The nutters are often the best performers. Ask Simon or Fluke...:)
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    A grater, viewed from the inside, and somehow...

    A grater, viewed from the inside, and somehow reflecting purple light to put us off the scent ?
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    You : often unclothed

    You : often unclothed
  13. Shameful. If the government can't get its...

    Shameful.


    If the government can't get its act together to provide free food for the starving, Hun Sen himself should do it.....but he's too selfish to realize that could make him more popular.
  14. I read once that the Buddha himself forbade it

    I read once that the Buddha himself forbade it
  15. I like this one, which could almost fit The Mutt...

    I like this one, which could almost fit The Mutt Pack on this forum :) :


    Do you rulers indeed speak justly?
    Do you judge people with equity?
    No, in your heart you devise injustice,
    and your...
  16. They used to execute animals in the US

    They used to execute animals in the US
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    Ibuprofen boots up peoples' rowdy orgasms,...

    Ibuprofen boots up peoples' rowdy orgasms, foreign evangelists notwithstanding
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    Shareholdings have (alarmingly) really enriched...

    Shareholdings have (alarmingly) really enriched heavy old London dears in nightgowns gobbling spaghetti
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    The way that China makes its own country "more...

    The way that China makes its own country "more secure" is a harbinger of things to come in the outer world.
  20. If that was the case, there would have also been...

    If that was the case, there would have also been an ENORMOUS amount of smoke. Was there any report of that happening ?

    The few times I have had just a few drops go on a hot exhaust manifold, it...
  21. Just think of a rotating steel flay

    Just think of a rotating steel flay
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    You forgot that one comes with garnishing.

    You forgot that one comes with garnishing.
  23. I've had a lot of "hands-on" experience with...

    I've had a lot of "hands-on" experience with cars.

    A tyre which has ruptured and has had part of the steel belt come off will sometimes retain one end still attached. Steel belts don't part...
  24. A harbinger of things to come....the Chinese way...

    A harbinger of things to come....the Chinese way is to employ the thin end of the wedge, and slowly expand.
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    Tis, too....I'd never seen it. Thanks.

    Tis, too....I'd never seen it. Thanks.
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    They do seen oddly impractical, sitting there...

    They do seen oddly impractical, sitting there like that....like those pictures of rockets from the covers of 1950s science fiction novels.
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    Just wondering : can anyone identify which movie...

    Just wondering : can anyone identify which movie this shot is from, please ?

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    Yes...his germinal comment is very seminal. :) ...

    Yes...his germinal comment is very seminal. :)

    Semiotic Cyrille
  30. So he was lying on the ground bleeding profusely,...

    So he was lying on the ground bleeding profusely, and nobody had the guts to find a large lump of wood, or the guts to use it ????? Thirty minutes is a long time in a situation like that.
  31. Polite chappies, those Brits

    Polite chappies, those Brits
  32. The Frenchwoman who underwent the world's first...

    The Frenchwoman who underwent the world's first face transplant sustained her original injuries when her labrador tried to rouse her from a pill-induced sleep.

    "She had taken pills, she was...
  33. When exiting, the passengers probably did what...

    When exiting, the passengers probably did what many Thai people do at the bottom of escalators : stop right there and hold up everyone behind them.
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    Sticky: ^^ One of those inhalers might save some TD...

    ^^ One of those inhalers might save some TD member's life, if any take notice.
  35. Who will fill the power vacuum this time ? Last...

    Who will fill the power vacuum this time ? Last time it was ISIS, and didn't they rampage ?
  36. Show me where I have thrown shit in this thread...

    Show me where I have thrown shit in this thread .....
  37. Drain cover probably stolen to sell as scrap...

    Drain cover probably stolen to sell as scrap metal. This actually happened near a place for the blind in Malaysia.
  38. Plausible deniability at work. The excuses...

    Plausible deniability at work.

    The excuses they give are just laughable.
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    Your commonsense. The woman has obviously done...

    Your commonsense.

    The woman has obviously done a raunchy photo shoot to get some extra cash and claims it is not porn. He is saying that instead of paying $200 for dinner etc, he can just pay $...
  40. Always a yapping mutt....even in this thread.

    Always a yapping mutt....even in this thread.
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    To where ? Aren't you from New Zealand ?

    To where ? Aren't you from New Zealand ?
  42. Be careful, SA.....this path leads to the heavy...

    Be careful, SA.....this path leads to the heavy stuff, like walking through rougher areas of Pattaya in the hope of witnessing some poor drunken wretch receiving a drubbing.

    After that no longer...
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    And you would be kicked on your arse for being a...

    And you would be kicked on your arse for being a fuckwit who is so stupid it offends human dignity. :)
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    You're that guy in the corner of the pub who most...

    You're that guy in the corner of the pub who most people avoid, aren't you ? The one whose dim-witted fat friend makes an inane comment and who then brays like a donkey at it..
  45. Not to mention causing rising salt, which ruins...

    Not to mention causing rising salt, which ruins that area for agriculture for a long time.
  46. The Chinese may suck out a lot of water from the...

    The Chinese may suck out a lot of water from the Mekong for irrigation somewhere.....somehow.

    If you want to see what the future holds for that region in India, look no further than what is...
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    Sticky: :smileylaughing: "Foot in mouth gaffe of the...

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    "Foot in mouth gaffe of the year" becomes "backpedal of the year".
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    Neglected ? Even G-spot licked ! Even Cornishmen...

    Neglected ? Even G-spot licked ! Even Cornishmen tasted evanescent delights !
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    I left my rotator cuff as is. Every few years I...

    I left my rotator cuff as is. Every few years I do something silly and the shoulder pops out....what fun that is (not).

    Last time was rock-climbing and there was a lovely sucking / slurping...
  50. Cute. :smileylaughing: How long ago was it...

    Cute.

    :smileylaughing:

    How long ago was it that the former president publicly stated that he wanted to wipe Israel off the map ?
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