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  1. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Fark...it's really hot and the power is out. Not...

    Fark...it's really hot and the power is out. Not that I'm invited, but a lot of Iftar dinners for the last night of Ramadan likely aren't going to go as planned.
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    "Notcha", or "t'ain't", caused him anguish.

    "Notcha", or "t'ain't", caused him anguish.
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    Constipation ordinarily needs something to...

    Constipation ordinarily needs something to increase poopability™. Avoid taking imodium or Nuprin.

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    So organic!

    So organic!
  5. I have quite a few British colleagues. The blokes...

    I have quite a few British colleagues. The blokes from Blighty often go on about going to Bahrain to get a "proper Full English". Not once have I heard from a British woman about tucking into one of...
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    I have O neg blood. *meep* *take me to your...

    I have O neg blood.

    *meep* *take me to your leader*

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    Crusaders 24 -13 Chiefs. The mighty red and black...

    Crusaders 24 -13 Chiefs. The mighty red and black triumph again.

    Great comeback season by the Chiefs who had a nightmare campaign last year, but come up short in the final.

    Bring on the...
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    Tight final at halftime Crusaders 15-10 Chiefs

    Tight final at halftime Crusaders 15-10 Chiefs
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    Dionne Warwick! Good one, TC.

    Dionne Warwick! Good one, TC.
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    Managed a ninety and golf experts despaired. ...

    Managed a ninety and golf experts despaired.

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    Daft Aussies fled Thailand.

    Daft Aussies fled Thailand.
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    Enflamed nostrils flared like a mad enraged...

    Enflamed nostrils flared like a mad enraged dachshund.

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    Tiffin is for financially independent...

    Tiffin is for financially independent Nederlanders.
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    Dinosaur is now out supping an unusual repast.

    Dinosaur is now out supping an unusual repast.
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    Sticky: This is what Malaysia Airlines has done. ...

    This is what Malaysia Airlines has done.

    Fuckers...
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    Dildo is looking decidedly outdated.

    Dildo is looking decidedly outdated.
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    Elicited less information 'cos I thought...

    Elicited less information 'cos I thought everything's decided.
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    Students that use dormitories expectedly need to...

    Students that use dormitories expectedly need to share.
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    Didn't have the pre-prepared paste, just a small...

    Didn't have the pre-prepared paste, just a small tub of yellow curry, a wee jar of red curry, and a jar of peanut butter. Just a bit of this and that, the other thing, and et voila...massaman.
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    Tracks of My Tears from the film Platoon ...

    Tracks of My Tears from the film Platoon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FXzY0oGXmk
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    ^Massaman is winner. I was surprised how easy it...

    ^Massaman is winner. I was surprised how easy it is to make (thanks to the wifey's excellent online supervision :D).
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    Structures that randy underdressed cockteasers...

    Structures that randy underdressed cockteasers test underpin really expansive sweaters.

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/05/44.jpg
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    Snail

    Snail
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    Systems you sought to employ Mexican scaffolders.

    Systems you sought to employ Mexican scaffolders.
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    Selfies enthusiasts learned "f-stop" in...

    Selfies enthusiasts learned "f-stop" in extracurricular schools.
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    Salubrity attracted Leeds' unheralded boffins...

    Salubrity attracted Leeds' unheralded boffins researching in Tadcaster* Yorkshire.


    *Tadcaster was founded in 1758 and is the home of Samuel Smith's - the only surviving independent brewery in...
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    Aren't

    Aren't
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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6...

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    Ending Norwegian debate? It's not ghosts!

    Ending Norwegian debate? It's not ghosts!
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    ^^House of Ras? The right leaning House of Ras? ...

    ^^House of Ras? The right leaning House of Ras?

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    Yanking aficionados needn't Kamagra if normally...

    Yanking aficionados needn't Kamagra if normally gripping.
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    ^pipped twice :smileylaughing:

    ^pipped twice

    :smileylaughing:
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    Exquisite xanthic quince underpinned Italian...

    Exquisite xanthic quince underpinned Italian salads in Tuscan eateries.
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    Enjoyment needs Japanese offal. You may enjoy...

    Enjoyment needs Japanese offal. You may enjoy Nippon tripe.
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    Maybe a trip to the optician and then carry on...

    Maybe a trip to the optician and then carry on down south to the southern provinces of Thailand. I'm sure you'd spy some locals with naturally curly hair.

    :)
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    Excavated Xi'an City's army. Visitors attending...

    Excavated Xi'an City's army. Visitors attending think everything's delightful.

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    Seething Eastern Europeans told him Ireland's not...

    Seething Eastern Europeans told him Ireland's not garbage.
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    ^ Eileen, or was it the one-legged Chinese girl...

    ^ Eileen, or was it the one-legged Chinese girl Irene?
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    The Chiefs have been on a tear. The Blues had...

    The Chiefs have been on a tear. The Blues had better up their game.
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    After an uneven April, two losses and one win...

    After an uneven April, two losses and one win (in extra time) the Crusaders come back and comprehensively beat the Blues 29-6.

    Next week a bye for the Red & Black. They'll host the Aotearoa...
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    Linda Ronstadt's singing here is amazing. ...

    Linda Ronstadt's singing here is amazing.


    http://youtu.be/R-k4eEStQa0
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    Unclothed Nubian chanteuse looked over the horny...

    Unclothed Nubian chanteuse looked over the horny English dolts.
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    Spontaneity performed outside noticeably tested...

    Spontaneity performed outside noticeably tested Alan's naturist exhibition instincts. Thank you.
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    Surprise underwear returns placed retailers in...

    Surprise underwear returns placed retailers in serious entanglements.
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    Xinjiang inspired new jihadist insurgency...

    Xinjiang inspired new jihadist insurgency attracting nearby guerrillas.
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    Reflex evident for loving exotic Xinjiang.

    Reflex evident for loving exotic Xinjiang.
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    Astonishment seemed too ordinary. Now, in some...

    Astonishment seemed too ordinary. Now, in some hamlets men express noticeable terror.
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    Notwithstanding others' taunts, William is taking...

    Notwithstanding others' taunts, William is taking home some trollop. "Alcohol never did 'im no good."

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    Unresolved news revealed erotic soirees outside...

    Unresolved news revealed erotic soirees outside Liverpool violating editorial dealings.
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    ^ Regarding the above - I saw this video this...

    ^ Regarding the above - I saw this video this morning and I reckon it's a respectable mashup between a Mongolian throat singer and a South African musician.


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