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  1. Thread: Dinner

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    I have about 5 meals in my repertoire and tonight...

    I have about 5 meals in my repertoire and tonight it was the turn of spaghetti carbonara (on request of me daughter, I wanted to make SPAM and chips).

    I thought I'd go upmarket and have an egg on...
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    A normally well turned out PAG got a bit nervous...

    A normally well turned out PAG got a bit nervous and forgot to take his apron off before visiting Phuket immigration this week...
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  3. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ I hold a single pair at most mate... wish it...

    ^ I hold a single pair at most mate... wish it wasn't so.
  4. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ I think all things considered I'm glad it was...

    ^ I think all things considered I'm glad it was the gardener who walked and not me daughter.

    I'm gonna have to be more careful in future, or of course...




    ... just lock the door! :)
  5. Thread: Dinner

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    ^^ Add some baked beans. That would keep me going...

    ^^ Add some baked beans. That would keep me going for days!
  6. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^^ The porn was all good... nothing immoral. ...

    ^^ The porn was all good... nothing immoral.

    ^^^ A lot to explain with my limited Thai.

    I think he probably feels worse than I do... but he can't undo what he's seen and I know exactly what...
  7. Thread: Daily Moan

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    The gardener caught me having a wank today. ...

    The gardener caught me having a wank today.

    The dogs were walked, the wife was out, and the daughter was ensconced with Roblox on her pc downstairs.

    It was 38 degrees C, too hot to do anything...
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    ^ Long words! The pink colour would indicate K...

    ^ Long words!

    The pink colour would indicate K (potassium) feldspar.
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    That would just be weird!

    That would just be weird!
  10. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: For the past year or so I've had my patch all...

    For the past year or so I've had my patch all sorted with regards to the street dog population. The females had been neutered and people were more than happy to have a few dogs around so long as...
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    A crystalline (metamorphosed) limestone would be...

    A crystalline (metamorphosed) limestone would be a marble. It doesn't look like that to me... it looks to have a large quartz and feldspar content. I think more likely a gneiss of some sort. Gneiss...
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    ^ I had to raid the wife's underwear draw...

    ^ I had to raid the wife's underwear draw again... it was as close as I could get!

    To be honest Dan struggles with tight underwear as her tail gets in the way.
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    Terry57 'self isolates' in the outback. ...

    Terry57 'self isolates' in the outback.

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    ^^^ What a song! I listen to Neil Diamond...

    ^^^ What a song!

    I listen to Neil Diamond most days... I think he's great.
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    HermantheGerman came round tonight to practice...

    HermantheGerman came round tonight to practice his stand-up routine.

    He wanted to dispel that German stereotype.

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  16. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ I'm on a low carb diet just now mate so have to...

    ^ I'm on a low carb diet just now mate so have to watch the chips!
  17. Thread: Dinner

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    In the name of coronavirus cutbacks I'm combining...

    In the name of coronavirus cutbacks I'm combining 'dinner' and 'what are you drinking' tonight.

    Salmon fishcakes, baked beans and bread and butter! No gravy, but a bit of cheese cos we needed to...
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    As a geologist... and by the way there is no such...

    As a geologist... and by the way there is no such thing as a stone (they are things that boys throw through windows), your small piece of rock looks metamorphic, so will be hard. At first I thought...
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    OK... so I admit I have a problem. I can't...

    OK... so I admit I have a problem.

    I can't help feeling that I should be spending my time in isolation more constructively.... but I wake up thinking about the next scene for Dan, my hour in the...
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    ^ Nah... she's just very placid and very old...

    ^ Nah... she's just very placid and very old now... nearly 14.


    Anyway...


    Bogon denies that he's become a bit pedantic about finding the perfect 'golden brown' for his pies.
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    MM... I'm glad you weren't offended by yours......

    MM... I'm glad you weren't offended by yours... Dan likes to push the boundaries at times.

    When I joined TD about a year ago I seem to remember there were many issues with posting pics before some...
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    ^ This morning I went outside the garden and...

    ^ This morning I went outside the garden and collected the lingerie!

    That Ya Dong is terrible stuff and made me lose all sense last night. In the cold light of morning I figured that it was...
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    ^ Thanks Barty! I was pleased with this one! ...

    ^ Thanks Barty! I was pleased with this one!

    ... and I hope no offense taken OhOh.

    I try and sit down with my daughter first to explain the joke, and then we set it up. I kept her away from the...
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    OhOh explains his theory to an enthusiastic...

    OhOh explains his theory to an enthusiastic audience!

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  25. Thread: Breakfast

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    ^ And thanks to you HW... after yet another...

    ^ And thanks to you HW... after yet another unfulfilling breakfast you have just reminded me that my wife has a slice of bee hive in the fridge.

    Now I know what I'll have on toast with my second...
  26. When I wanted a day off school many years ago I...

    When I wanted a day off school many years ago I would stir the thermometer in me mum's cup of tea when she wasn't looking... but it's a delicate operation. If the doc hears you have a temperature of...
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    ^^ Mate, to be honest I've had a couple of Ya...

    ^^ Mate, to be honest I've had a couple of Ya Dongs tonight and I just threw the offending lingerie over the wall. Problem solved.

    The missus is asleep upstairs and Dan is getting a treat. All...
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    To be honest mate... I probably haven't thought...

    To be honest mate... I probably haven't thought this through properly...
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    That was just a simple lunch mate... dinner is...

    That was just a simple lunch mate... dinner is something else tonight! The gardener has done me proud!
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    It certainly was... well spotted! It don't get...

    It certainly was... well spotted!

    It don't get much better that that to be honest.

    Potato was the prefect colour!
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    ^ To be honest SKkin, Dan and I go back a long...

    ^ To be honest SKkin, Dan and I go back a long way and we've had many experiences together since 2006.

    I would never ask her to do anything outside of her comfort zone, and to be brutally honest...
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    ^ I interpreted it as a seductive look. It's...

    ^ I interpreted it as a seductive look.

    It's the Mona Lisa all over again!

    But don't forget she's acting... and she don't come cheap either. A big bowl of cold milk she wants tonight!
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    Pomeloes, we call 'em around here Dave!

    Pomeloes, we call 'em around here Dave!
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    Sticky: ^ Certainly not for me! Staying awake until...

    ^ Certainly not for me!

    Staying awake until 10pm is a struggle.
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    ^ Dan is a wonderful dog... now nearly 14 years...

    ^ Dan is a wonderful dog... now nearly 14 years old and has never put a paw wrong.

    Late in life to start a new career... but she's always been ambitious.

    As for the costumes... let's not go...
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    Sticky: I've got no links or anything, but have just been...

    I've got no links or anything, but have just been informed my my wife watching the news that there is now a nation-wide curfew between 10pm and 4am.
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    To be honest I only want to do one a day now, to...

    To be honest I only want to do one a day now, to keep me going for the next few weeks. But bollox to that, I can just do people twice now I'm in the groove.

    This one I did without any help from my...
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    ... and 1000! Neverna finally completes the...

    ... and 1000!

    Neverna finally completes the 1000 squat challenge in less than 8 months!

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  39. I just had a Daily Mail notification on my phone...

    I just had a Daily Mail notification on my phone that Eddie Large has died of coronavirus... :sad:

    I used to love the Little and Large Show.
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    I was planning on leftovers from last night's...

    I was planning on leftovers from last night's spaghetti carbonara for lunch, but when I came in the bladdy daughter had already nailed it.

    So an emergency lunch... don't know what you'd call it...
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    ^ I've never seen rats around our place but we...

    ^ I've never seen rats around our place but we get a few mice, probably due to the chicken feed.

    I checked the next day and this hole had been completely dug out by the dogs, so whatever was down...
  42. Thread: Daily Moan

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    When our daughter came along I welded a couple of...

    When our daughter came along I welded a couple of metal rods to the pool gate so I could make it secure by slipping a metal ring over them.

    Of course as she grew the metal rods became longer and...
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    215 Baht on the app. Why the difference?

    215 Baht on the app.

    Why the difference?
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    Looks very similar to when I take flights across...

    Looks very similar to when I take flights across Norway.
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    Helge admitted he was a bit disappointed with his...

    Helge admitted he was a bit disappointed with his new Viking costume...

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    Wow... I'm gonna get me breadmaker out tomorrow!...

    Wow... I'm gonna get me breadmaker out tomorrow!

    Could eat that right now!
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    ^ Ha ha... I remember as a kid growing up in the...

    ^ Ha ha... I remember as a kid growing up in the UK, when we were washing up after a meal the dogs would be jumping in the dishwasher to lick the plates.

    Of course, now in Thailand the dogs aren't...
  48. The morning dog walk at 7am today. It's hard...

    The morning dog walk at 7am today.

    It's hard to maintain routines with me daughter's school closed and online lessons starting at 8am... not to mention it's as hot as hell now and I'm sweating...
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    Wait until you get married mate... you'll be...

    Wait until you get married mate... you'll be social distancing every night!
  50. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ Sorry Bowie, I didn't mean how do you 'find'...

    ^ Sorry Bowie, I didn't mean how do you 'find' them! :)

    I meant to say what do you think about them to eat? Do you find them nice?

    I think this is one instance where UK and US English differ!
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