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Good to see that things are starting to fall in place for you mate.

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced eleven husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How...

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A lady goes to her priest one day & tells him:

''Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.''

"What do they say?" the priest asked.

They say,...

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When i was a young lad in the mid 1950's there were nomadic aborigines that would walk around Kalgoorlie asking for a billy of tea and bread they never caused any trouble. I don't recall seeing any...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5SApl4GFGM

My hometown! Still live in Kalgoorlie Probably will die here as well.

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salt n pepper

​Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely...

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https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY

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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Nôtre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews...

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WAITRESS IN HOT WATER OVER CREDIT CARD FRAUD👩[at]⚖️
A 47-year-old Kalgoorlie woman, who committed fraud by using a credit card she claims to have found at a restaurant where she worked as a...

Over in the UK, a very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her "Stammerers Action Group”.
She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No-one was...

Medip has suggested that i post some photographs of my offshore days which was along time ago i stopped working offshore in 1985 retrenched by ODECO, Because of the downturn in oil exploration they...

Yes its the old Kalgoorlie post office and court building.

Not much has changed Medip still hot and dusty in the summer and cold and dusty in the winter.

Not WA uni but it is in Western Australia.

It is in Australia.

Shouldn't be to hard to know where this is.

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Perth Western Australia pic taken from the hills to the east.

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Silk air flew one their 737 max 8 to alice springs today without passengers to store in a dry climate.

Perth city from kings park.

bungle bungles

Been raining in Ubon for 2 days now non stop and heavy at times and looks like it is going to continue today.

More likely steam driven.

https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=33978&stc=1

If thats you Chitty you had better lay off the water or we will soon be seeing you in nappys.

South African Dutchman Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa.

His first overseas trip was a holiday in Australia, he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.

As he sat on...

Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm.

It was a disaster!..................



Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!

Looks like he has his hands on the wall behind him.

Who says Aussies aren't romantic ?
Australian Love Poem ��


Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is...

You could probably control that with a smart phone now.

http://dl8.heyserver.in

Says its not secure, Ive downloaded a few of these without any problems

Two Aussie blokes were out shooting in the outback and came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approached it and were amazed at its size.

The first said, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even...

It is called Bui Vien and cars are allowed to drive along it even on Friday night. Fookin bedlam!

Pick pocket's paradise.
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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."*

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**This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and...