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    Wankers are now knowingly emailing rude stuff.

    Wankers are now knowingly emailing rude stuff.
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    Salvation assured, Laos visitors are thinking...

    Salvation assured, Laos visitors are thinking it's onward now.
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    Demons exited Manchester on new scooters.

    Demons exited Manchester on new scooters.
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    Spelling "Potawatomi" excited linguists. Let's...

    Spelling "Potawatomi" excited linguists. Let's imagine new games.
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    Up at three in the a.m. to watch my beloved red...

    Up at three in the a.m. to watch my beloved red and black lose it in extra time. Meh.

    Well done to the Mooloo.
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    Nicking ideas, China knows it's not genius.

    Nicking ideas, China knows it's not genius.
  7. If form follows the Greens could well pick up a...

    If form follows the Greens could well pick up a seat as overseas votes come in.
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    Y'know, Keir, nobody "owns" Whitechapel.

    Y'know, Keir, nobody "owns" Whitechapel.
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    Too often, obviously.

    Too often, obviously.
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    Soon our organisation's neutered.

    Soon our organisation's neutered.
  11. Labour winning big at around 50%. National under...

    Labour winning big at around 50%. National under "Crusher" Collins just over 26%. Green candidate Chl÷e Swarbrick wins in Auckland Central. Way to go latte liberals!

    Nick Smith out in Nelson and...
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    Gathering a tight herd earned rodeo investors new...

    Gathering a tight herd earned rodeo investors new glories.
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    Functioning uterus needs cock. That's it. ...

    Functioning uterus needs cock. That's it. Otherwise, nothing inside needs growing.
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    Nod on Demerol.

    Nod on Demerol.
  15. Thread: I made wine

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    Mix with soda water and you have a cheap Thai...

    Mix with soda water and you have a cheap Thai style wine cooler.

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    "Supply underpins property prices," lectured...

    "Supply underpins property prices," lectured yuppies.
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    Haranguers around rightwing areas now get...

    Haranguers around rightwing areas now get unusually expansive retainer salaries.



    this guy -> https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/10/444.jpg
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    Exercised xenic experiments regarding Covid...

    Exercised xenic experiments regarding Covid infections. Samples eerily disappeared.

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/10/29.png
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    Stratosphere? That's really a thing our space...

    Stratosphere? That's really a thing our space pioneers heard exists 'round Earth.
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    Guaranteed unless a rat and newt tear every...

    Guaranteed unless a rat and newt tear every electrical device.
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    Leukemia enthusiasts usually kill everybody....

    Leukemia enthusiasts usually kill everybody. Maybe I'll avoid.
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    Disappointed Indian sailors asked pointedly,...

    Disappointed Indian sailors asked pointedly, "Poppadoms only?" Indians need thalis, even dhal.
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    Sodomy ordinarily delights old mincers...

    Sodomy ordinarily delights old mincers (Yeovilians).
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    Smirk made Israeli reservist kvetch.

    Smirk made Israeli reservist kvetch.
  25. If a resident or citizen has not stepped foot in...

    If a resident or citizen has not stepped foot in New Zealand for over three years the person is ineligible to vote.


    Probably not. After the Key years and with Judith Collins now in charge and...
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    Same.
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    Save yer cash and get a Seiko SARB 065 (known as...

    Save yer cash and get a Seiko SARB 065 (known as the Cocktail Time), and put it on a Milanese mesh bracelet. Then invest in a lotto ticket and use your winnings to get a Rolex.
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  28. Thread: New Product!

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    ^ ah...no nitrates! Got it.

    ^ ah...no nitrates! Got it.
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    Foster's bringing in D-Mac at fullback.

    Foster's bringing in D-Mac at fullback.
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    Notices outside the Italian consulate explained...

    Notices outside the Italian consulate explained spumoni.

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    When the likes of backfielders Will Jordan and...

    When the likes of backfielders Will Jordan and Sevu Reece do not make the game day 23...deep deep talent in Aotearoa New Zealand.
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    Alright. Let's go north and say... New Caledonia.

    Alright. Let's go north and say...
    New Caledonia.
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    Trump really uses massive pills.

    Trump really uses massive pills.
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    Squirreling, quite understandably, isn't really...

    Squirreling, quite understandably, isn't really relaxing. Everybody - let's instead nap gently.
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    I see Norfolk Pines...Norfolk Island?

    I see Norfolk Pines...Norfolk Island?
  36. Thread: New Product!

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    What do they mean by "uncured"?

    What do they mean by "uncured"?
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    Samoa?

    Samoa?
  38. Thread: Medellin Idyll

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    You forgot arepas. Otherwise, that's not...

    You forgot arepas. Otherwise, that's not inaccurate.
  39. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Man...I want to travel again. This year has...

    Man...I want to travel again.

    This year has been a slog.
  40. Thread: Medellin Idyll

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    Stumbled upon this video. Thought I recognised...

    Stumbled upon this video. Thought I recognised some of the places on his wild ride.

    Comuna 13 in Medellin!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JRALCP0t6o

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    A shout out to Walter Becker of Steely Dan. Lost...

    A shout out to Walter Becker of Steely Dan. Lost him three years ago.

    RIP Eddie Van Halen. Great showman.
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    Battleground states aren't looking promising for...

    Battleground states aren't looking promising for Trump.

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  43. Thread: I made wine

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    Try this if you can get it. It makes excellent...

    Try this if you can get it. It makes excellent wine.

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    Trump has a lot of support with middle-aged white...

    Trump has a lot of support with middle-aged white dudes, so no surprises that TD reflects that.

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    It looks like the other segments of the American electorate are not so keen on the Prez...
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    Hang in there. You'll have some tasty product...

    Hang in there. You'll have some tasty product after a bit of trial and error.
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    Yearning, even a really natural inclination,...

    Yearning, even a really natural inclination, needs graphs.

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    ^ Face palm indeed.

    ^ Face palm indeed.
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    Bludger. You want the goodies like roads, fire...

    Bludger. You want the goodies like roads, fire service, police, schools, safe food, and other services that the government provides...but you don't want to pay.

    Bit of a fuckwad, aren't you?
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    She wears some odd make-up or the lights are not...

    She wears some odd make-up or the lights are not kind to her. Many clips that I've seen her nose looks like that guy Shock G from "The Humpty Dance".

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    Three pages of beans and I'm still not inspired...

    Three pages of beans and I'm still not inspired enough to put a can of beans into the shopping trolley. Carry on though. I'll keep checking, so who knows, a tin of Heinz may get on my plate yet.
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