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    What's that place Shutree... Soi Nanna? Soi...

    What's that place Shutree... Soi Nanna? Soi Nonna?

    I've heard of it before... I'll have to check it out.
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    No 'danger' if you've got a waist high solid wall...

    No 'danger' if you've got a waist high solid wall around your balcony... I would have thought.

    I should write a book about ASQ tips.


    Anyway, I'm off to wash my hands.
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    To be honest David, if that nurse in the picture...

    To be honest David, if that nurse in the picture you posted comes round I'm more than game!

    And let;s be clear... the nurse in the FIRST picture you posted, not the second. :)


    Anyway, bollox...
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    ^ I'm not sure I've got the body to carry that...

    ^ I'm not sure I've got the body to carry that one off! :)
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    Don't knock it until you've tried it. Let's...

    Don't knock it until you've tried it. Let's revisit that remark after you're 12 days in to ASQ one day... it's easy to mock from the comfort of your own home!





    Exactly Nid, at times I do...
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    ^ With English mint sauce! Looks good! I...

    ^ With English mint sauce!

    Looks good!

    I think lamb will be second on my list after the full English... or maybe a steak and kidnep pie.
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    ^ No tests but should get the results from...

    ^ No tests but should get the results from yesterday's PCR.

    Should finish up my admin stuff this morning.

    The only big thing happening is I've been told the cleaners are coming at 1pm. So it's...
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    Morning JP... yeah, I can almost taste the...

    Morning JP... yeah, I can almost taste the freedom now.

    Only 3 more sleeps!
  9. Joe's gammy handed. It's amazing what you can...

    Joe's gammy handed. It's amazing what you can tell from food pics.

    I reckon JP is as well.
  10. Which is precisely what I'm gonna say to meself...

    Which is precisely what I'm gonna say to meself on Saturday morning.

    Four more sleeps!
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    It may be possible to mistake a man for a small...

    It may be possible to mistake a man for a small civet for one shot... at a pinch.

    But how on earth are you still mistaken for two more shots?
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    Oh shit... that's embarrassing. I thought...

    Oh shit... that's embarrassing.

    I thought she'd brought one of her friends round to meet me tonight as well. Maybe he was showing off his wife?

    They all look the same to me.

    When I said...
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    You seem to know an awful lot about my habits at...

    You seem to know an awful lot about my habits at home!



    It's a girl... and I think Zebra doves are vegetarian so I should be OK!


    One thing I miss at home is a view. We're surrounded by a...
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    No problem. I think it's good that someone...

    No problem.

    I think it's good that someone knows what gender you are just by looking at your legs.

    I wouldn't swap my masculine body for hairless legs and slender ankles. We're just not like...
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    FFS... the compliments fly round here! :) I've...

    FFS... the compliments fly round here! :)

    I've got men's legs mate.
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    FFS guys, they're not Jesus boots, they are...

    FFS guys, they're not Jesus boots, they are proper sandals. Like proper shoes but with some ventilation.


    That's a very good question HW and something I've been pondering over.

    The longest...
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    No socks HW... these will look the bollocks with...

    No socks HW... these will look the bollocks with a pair of jeans and a nice shirt.

    Roll on Saturday!
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    Well JP, I'm sorry about that. Guess who's...

    Well JP, I'm sorry about that.

    Guess who's gonna be doing a bit of 'au naterel' sunbathing on the balcony this afternoon... apart from my new sandals of course!

    Unburn that from yer retina! :)
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    My last Covid test, and fish an' chips for lunch....

    My last Covid test, and fish an' chips for lunch. The perfect opportunity to celebrate with the last of my peas.

    I must admit I'm quite proud of meself making my jar of peas last until Day 11. I...
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    ^ Yeah it is. There's a nice maid working in that...

    ^ Yeah it is. There's a nice maid working in that place... I watch her hanging out the washing.
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    I didn't get a good look at my nurse but I'd...

    I didn't get a good look at my nurse but I'd wager that David's is better looking.

    The view from my balcony... my nurse waiting patiently at the testing station.
    ...
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    ^ Yeah, she doesn't hang about getting her PPE...

    ^ Yeah, she doesn't hang about getting her PPE on, that's for sure. There's another guy standing by as well in case I lose control.

    After passing the first Covid test at Day 5, I was eligible to...
  23. Joe, I don't think 'Black and White pictures'...

    Joe, I don't think 'Black and White pictures' meant this!
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    ^ She's all masked up mate, can't even see her...

    ^ She's all masked up mate, can't even see her uniform for all the PPE.

    She has nice eyes... yeah, I would!


    Morning JP... it's a busy one today.

    Another Covid test so I need to fire up...
  25. I cook them briefly and drain some sauce. That...

    I cook them briefly and drain some sauce. That way the beans hold together and remain firm but you don't get sauce all over the plate.
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    :) To be honest it could well be both!

    :)

    To be honest it could well be both!
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    ^^ Yeah, maybe I need to think this through... ...

    ^^ Yeah, maybe I need to think this through...

    Tomorrow is a big day... my second Covid test on Day 11. If I pass that there should be nothing stopping my release.

    It's also a big day because...
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    ^ Iceman, that's great thanks. I've had some...

    ^ Iceman, that's great thanks. I've had some spare time today and have had a good read.

    The agents seem to be on to this and all parties appear to be trying to sort it out. I do have sympathy if...
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    1. What is the cause of most power outages in...

    1. What is the cause of most power outages in the US?



    According to the book I'm reading it's Russian hackers.
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    Which one? :)

    Which one? :)
  31. ^ JP... you seriously think that because it's...

    ^ JP... you seriously think that because it's called a 'Full English' that that's the only breakfast anyone in England eats? :)
  32. ^ Yeah, and they use the leftovers for ASQ. ...

    ^ Yeah, and they use the leftovers for ASQ.

    You guys do realise I was joking when I showed that pic?

    I've never understood why Thai hotels always call this an 'American Breakfast' and a...
  33. :) It says American Breakfast on the menu!

    :)

    It says American Breakfast on the menu!
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    ^ I'm sorting 2020-2021 Joe... getting ahead of...

    ^ I'm sorting 2020-2021 Joe... getting ahead of myself.
  35. Well I've been having an American Breakfast...

    Well I've been having an American Breakfast almost every day in this ASQ, and if I never see another one in my life that's fine by me.

    It's shite.

    Let's see how this compares to my Full English...
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    Nice looking bar Iceman! It's hard for me to...

    Nice looking bar Iceman!

    It's hard for me to advise now that I'm teetotal, but back in my drinking days I would probably have gone for The Beer Lao.

    And it's not often I'd agree with anything...
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    Not that subtle to be honest David... wankers,...

    Not that subtle to be honest David... wankers, the lot of you! :)
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    Morning JP... it's funny you should ask. ...

    Morning JP... it's funny you should ask.

    Yesterday was Aussie tax stuff... the tax year doesn't finish until the end of June but I set up the spreadsheet and got everything's up to date.

    This...
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    ^ Exactly right Katie, and Norway is in Schengen...

    ^ Exactly right Katie, and Norway is in Schengen but not part of the EU and things get a whole lot more complicated. There's also tax implications.

    ^^ Yeah JP, bonding time with the daughter is...
  40. ^^^^ I always taught my daughter to say she was...

    ^^^^ I always taught my daughter to say she was sending some little brown friends to the sea.

    It doesn't really work in Korat though as we have a septic tank.
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    OK, so now I know what sort of a name Bez is. ...

    OK, so now I know what sort of a name Bez is.

    I've never been a Stone Roses fan!
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    ^^^^^^ Well thanks for that strigils, I think....

    ^^^^^^ Well thanks for that strigils, I think. What sort of a name is Bez?

    I did Week 1 no problem... apart from the sit-ups. I've got no-one to hold me feet!




    I don't need two weeks, but...
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    ^^ Nice one... let's hope cider is one of the...

    ^^ Nice one... let's hope cider is one of the limited choices!

    I don't really care what I drink it out of.
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    Sticky: Yes, both the London and Stockholm Thai embassies...

    Yes, both the London and Stockholm Thai embassies were extremely helpful and the system works well. Currently, so long as you fall within an eligible person category the whole CoE procedure works...
  45. This is a worry... I'm relying on the new road...

    This is a worry... I'm relying on the new road system for quick exits from Korat.

    They put the injured underneath the section still standing. That poor guy on a stretcher in a neck brace must be...
  46. I can never decide if I prefer brown sauce or...

    I can never decide if I prefer brown sauce or tomato sauce with a full English, so I always have two separate blobs at each side of the plate.

    As for brown sauce, some years ago I changed from HP...
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    At home in Korat I regularly make fish and chips...

    At home in Korat I regularly make fish and chips using fillets of pla nin (tilapia), either from the market or from our pond. It will never be as tasty as cod or haddock but not a bad substitute when...
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    :) That made me laugh Ootai! The first...

    :)

    That made me laugh Ootai!

    The first sentence... not the 'joke'. You need a new joke book mate!
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    Morning JP... good morning all, yes, over half...

    Morning JP... good morning all, yes, over half way now.

    I had an encouraging start to the day with a shower and a change of underwear... better than I manage most mornings. I even cleaned my...
  50. Nice one! And that is why my first meal after...

    Nice one!

    And that is why my first meal after leaving ASQ will be a full English!
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