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    Sticky: You should get Maya dressed up like Pamela...

    You should get Maya dressed up like Pamela Anderson coming out of the water in her Baywatch costume. I wouldn't put it past you either!
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    Are you gay, TC? I don't think you've...

    Are you gay, TC?

    I don't think you've mentioned it before. :)
  3. Thread: Drunk food

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    Cheese and biscuits with a selection of Red...

    Cheese and biscuits with a selection of Red Leicester and quality Cheddar used to be one of my favourite treats at the weekend (when I had access to it at reasonable prices).

    Snubby, you should...
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    The time you save on cooking you lose trying to...

    The time you save on cooking you lose trying to get the little fuckers on your fork!
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    Well, Mendip, and you're gonna think this is...

    Well, Mendip, and you're gonna think this is sacrilege, I'd leave the garden peas off entirely if I was having pretty much any other dish! :)

    If I were to choose peas, they'd be with fish and...
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    But mushy peas, no? Mushy peas with fish and...

    But mushy peas, no?

    Mushy peas with fish and chips (and loads of s and v): yes

    Mendip peas: no

    Garden peas are crap and mushy peas are magic.

    Sorry Mendip!
  7. The likes of him, Backspin and OhOh are what...

    The likes of him, Backspin and OhOh are what makes this forum eminently less contributable to with every passing day. A clusterfuck of stupidity and indoctrination which offers nothing to the board....
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    Quite, Jeff. I'm even thinking of digging out...

    Quite, Jeff.

    I'm even thinking of digging out some retro Thai photos myself this weekend and sticking a "pandemic travel thread" up.

    *Although that may involve paying Photobucket who have now...
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    And so do United. :smileylaughing: ...

    And so do United. :smileylaughing:

    Niiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeeeeee!
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    Liverpool 0-1 Brighton! Can Liverpool lose 2...

    Liverpool 0-1 Brighton!

    Can Liverpool lose 2 on the bounce at home?


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    An absolutely cracking game at Elland Rd. ...

    An absolutely cracking game at Elland Rd.

    Everton were 2 up at HT, having played brilliantly, but Leeds have pulled 1 back and are peppering the mickeys' goal.

    Just under 30 left.

    ...
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    Somewhere in the West Country, England (it may...

    Somewhere in the West Country, England (it may just be an old bridge with a train line). I just Googled it, but Mendip might be able to help because that's his manor.

    Cider and Cornish pasties are...
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    Wasn't me who posted that utter nonsense. :) ...

    Wasn't me who posted that utter nonsense. :)


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    A bellyful of cider and a couple of Cornish...

    A bellyful of cider and a couple of Cornish pasties.

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    Now that's living alright!
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    Oh, you can beg and you can differ all you want....

    Oh, you can beg and you can differ all you want.

    But it doesn't change anything.

    You're a plastic oil club with no history and nobody cares about you.
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    You are nobodies. Nobody cares about you. You're...

    You are nobodies. Nobody cares about you. You're unimportant and nothing you win ever matters.

    :smileylaughing:

    And it will never be any different because you're a plastic club, you blue twat....
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    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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    Fulham doing nada and Leicester giving them a...

    Fulham doing nada and Leicester giving them a tonking at the moment. Almost 3 there.


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    LOL! LOL! LOL! "Style" ...

    LOL! LOL! LOL!

    "Style"

    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:

    You're the ghastly nouveau riche peering in from outside with your grubby little mits...
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    We've got a few things you lack: history, more...

    We've got a few things you lack: history, more league titles than Sunderland and European Cups.

    :rofl:

    ...
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    I see Burnley haven't bothered turning up again...

    I see Burnley haven't bothered turning up again against the cheats today.

    They should be up before the FA for accepting the oil money bribes the Arabs are no doubt sending their way.

    Still...
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    Loopy juice.

    Loopy juice.
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    Your posts don't usually deserve anything else.

    Your posts don't usually deserve anything else.
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    Word from the Southampton dressing room is that...

    Word from the Southampton dressing room is that the players misunderstood Hassenhutl's half time team talk: "nein, nein!"

    :smileylaughing:
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    I'm not sure whether the best thing about...

    I'm not sure whether the best thing about yesterday is the historic result, the 3 points and our goal difference or City and Liverpool fans absolutely frothing at the mouths all over the Interweb!
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    Some interesting games today. Fulham v Leicester...

    Some interesting games today. Fulham v Leicester could be one to keep an eye on while Leeds v Everton should entertain.

    Can't see anyone scoring 9 though. :bananaman:
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    A lot of help from Var and the ref....

    A lot of help from Var and the ref. :smileylaughing: Yeah, they might have got back in it at 6-0 down in the 87th minute if they hadn't conceded the pen, you fucking cockhead.

    Funny that United...
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    We're winning so much that I'm hitting the High...

    We're winning so much that I'm hitting the High C's more often than Captain Birdseye these days.
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    He's been a right miserable bastard of late. ...

    He's been a right miserable bastard of late.

    He needs to dig out that unicorn and go splashing about off his gondola in one of the nearby canals to get a bit of joie de vivre back.
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    If you can't celebrate your supposed team winning...

    If you can't celebrate your supposed team winning 9-0 and being joint top of the league then you're a bigger cockhead than Chitty.

    How 'ruthless' Manchester United thrashed Southampton 9-0 | BBC...
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    Funny you should mention goals and points against...

    Funny you should mention goals and points against the big teams because you should be able to answer who had the best record against the top 6 in 2019/20 (apart from Liverpool).

    That was us,...
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    No mate, it's 3 games... ...3 games from...

    No mate, it's 3 games...

    ...3 games from Wembley. :bananaman:

    Now go back to bed and dream of OLEgend's team putting another 5 or 6 past the next lot.
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    Sticky: Some more good news regarding the vaccines. This...

    Some more good news regarding the vaccines. This time the Oxford/AstraZeneca one and spacing the shots out:

    Single dose of AstraZeneca vaccine could cut transmission by 67%. One jab could also...
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    Enjoy: Reds run riot against the Saints! |...

    Enjoy:

    Reds run riot against the Saints! | Manchester United 9-0 Southampton | Highlights | Premier League - YouTube

    If only VAR had given us that penalty before HT, we would have got 10....
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    Everything the legend touches turns to gold. Now...

    Everything the legend touches turns to gold. Now if only VAR hadn't cheated us out of points last week against Sheff Utd Manchester United get confirmation of 'wrong decisions' against Blades -...
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    NINE goals. NINE goals. NINE NIL. Read it and...

    NINE goals. NINE goals. NINE NIL. Read it and weep you bitter fuckers:

    9-0
    9-0
    9-0

    :smileylaughing:


    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunited!
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    Manchester United 9-0 Southampton. OLEgend ...

    Manchester United 9-0 Southampton.

    OLEgend

    That is all.
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    Mctominay was lucky that the challenge for the...

    Mctominay was lucky that the challenge for the red was as high up as it was. Anywhere around the knee or lower and he would have been in serious trouble.

    One of the worst challenges you'll see all...
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    :smileylaughing: :smileylaughing:...

    :smileylaughing: :smileylaughing: :smileylaughing:

    One of your best yet.
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    Assange is a hacker. He stole state secrets and...

    Assange is a hacker. He stole state secrets and now he's dealing with the consequences.
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    There's still time for one of Vlad's "special"...

    There's still time for one of Vlad's "special" cups of tea in the next 3 years or so...
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    Julian Assange stole and published state secrets...

    Julian Assange stole and published state secrets and put multiple lives in danger. He knew the consequences.

    Navalny's only "crime" is being a vocal opponent of the dictator, Putin.



    Have...
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    Alleged MI6 agent with someone in a video taken 8...

    Alleged MI6 agent with someone in a video taken 8 years ago.

    The Russian chap was talking about getting money from business sources, but the "alleged" MI6 agent didn't agree to give him any funds....
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    He's just been sentenced to 2 years 8 months. ...

    He's just been sentenced to 2 years 8 months.

    Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny jailed for two years and eight months | Alexei Navalny | The Guardian
  45. A good innings and he ended it on his own terms,...

    A good innings and he ended it on his own terms, hopefully having lived the latter part of his life in a manner that most of his peers could only dream of.
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    Brillliant, brilliant, brilliant! The only...

    Brillliant, brilliant, brilliant!

    The only question is what next for our very own Paul Theroux. :)
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    Course you would. 64172

    Course you would.

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    The first hotel I ever stayed at on the Sukhumvit...

    The first hotel I ever stayed at on the Sukhumvit side of town!

    The place stunk of minge and dried spunk.

    I loved it. :smileylaughing:
  49. Right on cue.

    Right on cue.
  50. Quite. All that hope people had for her too.

    Quite. All that hope people had for her too.
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