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    I enjoy his films. He is a CIA spook though.

    I enjoy his films. He is a CIA spook though.
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    The country is on it's arse man. I have been...

    The country is on it's arse man. I have been back about 18 months and i have seen people queuing of food banks in three different towns. The Gov't want to take the Human Rights Act away from UK...
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    It is a demanding course and test to anyone,...

    It is a demanding course and test to anyone, including British Nationals. The information in the course covers lot's of useful things to know if your newly arrived. The tenancy agreement laws, who...
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    There is a good book which contains everything...

    There is a good book which contains everything one would need. Its called pass the British citizenship test written by Bernice Walmsley . It is by "Teach Yourself" . Try Amazon or Ebay.
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    Where i currently work, we hold group meetings to...

    Where i currently work, we hold group meetings to folk who want to take the test. It is a lot of work involved to pass it, but it is comprehensive. We generally get good feedback from people who...
  6. Thread: Small World

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    Make sweet love to her.

    Make sweet love to her.
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    A couple of the local lads decided to steal the...

    A couple of the local lads decided to steal the mobile phones off ebola patients, The thieves are dead now. Hey Ho i hope they used the phone credit up before their eyes dissolved and blood poured...
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    Poll: I loved the way the police officer in the E O M...

    I loved the way the police officer in the E O M video throws his cig butt into the street when E O M is talking about saving the planet :)
    my favourite line is " is it okay if i fight for justice "...
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    One the evening of his suicide, robin williams...

    One the evening of his suicide, robin williams was on the family guy cartoon as himself. Ironically his cartoon self tried to commit suicide on the show. Three minutes after it was shown the bbc...
  10. Thread: Long Posts

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    If your in HCM then go for a pint at the Go2 bar....

    If your in HCM then go for a pint at the Go2 bar. Its a great place to chill and play free pool. there are 3 floors. If your looking for a decent and honest bike taxi guy then PM, I used a chap who...
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    Teaching maths in Britain 2014 Gary grows 10...

    Teaching maths in Britain 2014

    Gary grows 10 cannabis plants, each plant has 8oz of buds
    Each oz costs Gary 2 to grow
    Gary sells an oz of bud for 120
    How much profit does Gary make?
  13. Its basically modern day slavery really. Very...

    Its basically modern day slavery really. Very poor show indeed.
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    Two words gentlemen.....Carol Vorderman. If i...

    Two words gentlemen.....Carol Vorderman. If i could work out how to do the youtube thing i would point out a video of her in a gold dress chatting to Prince William, about an hour and a half later...
  15. Nice work Mr Landreth, wonderful photos. Glad you...

    Nice work Mr Landreth, wonderful photos. Glad you and the girlfriend enjoyed the break.
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    ^ Will a tuk tuk and a menacing stare do?

    ^ Will a tuk tuk and a menacing stare do?
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    ^^^ Wow was that you flashbang? I heard about...

    ^^^ Wow was that you flashbang? I heard about that at the local pizza/pasta palace. I was told that you had hands like nun chucks and feet like, well feet. It was like a scene from the matrix (...
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    ^ Thats what i thought. I had more holes in me...

    ^ Thats what i thought. I had more holes in me than a teabag at one point.
    Fck that, its all peace and love nowadays.
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    Had lots of fights when i was in my late teens/...

    Had lots of fights when i was in my late teens/ early twenties

    ive been stabbed twice, sliced with a stanley kinife along the back of my hand, shot in the back of the head with a pellet gun....
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    Ricochet yes, Rick 'danger' thai, yes with a...

    Ricochet yes, Rick 'danger' thai, yes with a fcking big elephant gun.
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    An articulated lorry full of Viagra was stolen in...

    An articulated lorry full of Viagra was stolen in Pattaya, The police are looking for hardened criminals. I get my coat..Taxi..
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    I bet it wont look as spectular as the TD Bar and...

    I bet it wont look as spectular as the TD Bar and goat emporuim.
    But they must have a few Baht to actually open a bar though. Good luck to them i say.
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    ^ Its okay Rick 'Danger' Thai is on the door. TV...

    ^ Its okay Rick 'Danger' Thai is on the door.
    TV bar fck me could you imagine the rules of the place.
    No drinking alcohol
    No shouting ( or capital letters )
    No bringing in of your own food :)...
  24. Lets hope that the ruling Elite don't turn Mr...

    Lets hope that the ruling Elite don't turn Mr Widodo into a dodo. Sounds like a fair and decent bloke, but i don't like the comparisons to Barry Obama ( in my view a failure as a president and...
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    Chuck Norris was Flashbangs sparing partner until...

    is that a threat?
    are you a hard man?[/quote]


    Chuck Norris was Flashbangs sparing partner until Chuck phoned in sick. Flashbang roundhoused Chuck through the phone.

    OP, can we order some...
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    Its the 2nd poofiest thing i have heard, The...

    Multiple reds incoming. That is the poofiest thing I've ever heard.[/quote]

    Its the 2nd poofiest thing i have heard, The first is the album itself. Im thinking of executing a kung fu master style...
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    ^ :) I don't ming gayers unless they ram their...

    ^ :) I don't ming gayers unless they ram their homosexuality down my throat. I cant be gay, i have zero dress sense and i cant dance. In addition i hate the smell of shit. I do own a Will young album...
  28. A nice wander around the countries of old, The...

    A nice wander around the countries of old, The ferry prices are like the man who jumped into the sea.. overboard.

    'Guiness is good for you' says the sign, but nots as good as it is for the...
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    Thin pizzas, cold beer and maybe if the managment...

    Thin pizzas, cold beer and maybe if the managment approves, a glory hole in the toilets ( women the otherside by the way ) Oh and a fantastic cheese board. And real ice cream. Do the mangement allow...
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    ^ Thats the world as we know it. Chase the gold...

    ^ Thats the world as we know it. Chase the gold to find the wealth. The planet has had a massive shift.

    David44... youtube this.. Utah saints something good HQ. Bliss.
  31. Thread: World Cup 2014

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    ^^ True. Wales ladies football team going well...

    ^^ True. Wales ladies football team going well though.:)
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    ^ And they don't have a midget in sight.

    ^ And they don't have a midget in sight.
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    Carlyle group shares up again!!

    Carlyle group shares up again!!
  34. Thread: World Cup 2014

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    England are now out of the world cup, Do you...

    England are now out of the world cup, Do you think that they will be smoking cigars like the last time?
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    World cup faked? Naa... Thrown games yes indeed....

    World cup faked? Naa... Thrown games yes indeed. If the ruling body, FIFA is taking bungs, Why not the teams?
    Its all bollocks to cover for the nations to pass through new laws without the...
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    Ive done this before but, My best mate was...

    Ive done this before but, My best mate was getting married in the blue mountains. I got off the plane into arrivals. The woman behind the desk told me that it would be a 100 fine for the fruit that...
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    OP, Leeds lassies, tight skirts stinking of WKD...

    OP, Leeds lassies, tight skirts stinking of WKD and donner meat. knife fights with the younger generation for fits and giggles. Rain is good , i danced in it last night. Woke up had a fry up at...
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    ^ Born again or mormons i shit em. Its the...

    ^ Born again or mormons i shit em. Its the buddists i canny dis -chat them. Guiness on a stick it is then. I want to get lost in the triangle of doom for a good decade, until married then a rickshaw...
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    I was once approached to be a Catholic priest, A...

    I was once approached to be a Catholic priest, A good Father was there for me at an hour of need. I declined, he has left the church and is an anti MAFIA campaigner in Naples. Religion is nothing...
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    Koojo Goldstein has spoken.

    Koojo Goldstein has spoken.
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    ^^ Me too, Im gonna tramp it for a while before i...

    ^^ Me too, Im gonna tramp it for a while before i get my shit together, then decide if im gonna apply for a teaching gig or just loaf it with an ED visa. Im drooling at the prospect of pedaling LOS.
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    Fuck me Slap, you are a hero of posters, Love it....

    Fuck me Slap, you are a hero of posters, Love it. Ps hope your going to continue the cycling in LOS. Belgium for the cup ( or Congo ) whatever. :)
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    Like a mouse its all " av (atar ) cheese will...

    Like a mouse its all " av (atar ) cheese will please" stilton, use it wisely. Dont be a dairly lee and go mild with it. Mmmm cheese.
  44. Thread: Cofer Black

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    Do'h, sorry i dont own a tv. Bugger i should...

    Do'h, sorry i dont own a tv. Bugger i should start a thread on my 'visions'... on saturday i was at work saying that if i could have any voice in the world it would be Casey casum... He died on...
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    ^^^ man fridge 10/10

    ^^^ man fridge 10/10
  46. Thread: Cofer Black

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    Feck me, what a dangerous non thinking ( who...

    Feck me, what a dangerous non thinking ( who funds him ) tard. Does he hold any sway with Barry barmy?
    A pound to a pinch of shit he is a scull and bones club type jobby.

    Iran is the new bestest...
  47. Xanax, What is your real problem with English...

    Xanax, What is your real problem with English language teachers? So much hate, chill out man.
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    No-baa-baa sheep mothers, a nice glass of vimto...

    No-baa-baa sheep mothers, a nice glass of vimto and a cell underground. Reminds me of Uni days.
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    ^ I don't follow you? Previous posts compared...

    ^ I don't follow you?

    Previous posts compared London, Paris to Bangkok .

    Compare and contrast means, what is the same and what is different about something or things in this case its the two...
  50. Thread: World Cup 2014

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    Italy, Good at football, Shit at War.

    Italy, Good at football, Shit at War.
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