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    I have noticed them on the roads in Bangkok. I...

    I have noticed them on the roads in Bangkok.

    I thought it was some sort of suicide attempt at first. I think it's just that the gene pool needs thinning out a bit.
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    It's a bit of skin that gets cut off an infant...

    It's a bit of skin that gets cut off an infant with no anaesthetic.

    It decreases sensitivity because the head of the penis is always exposed.

    Doing this because a religion says you should is as...
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    What would happen if they banned grass?

    What would happen if they banned grass?
  4. Poll: They should release some in that chick's...

    They should release some in that chick's apartment.

    The remark from the Deputy PM is golden “idiots who have never been outside the city”
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    Why on earth was there a wall at the end of the...

    Why on earth was there a wall at the end of the track? That's insane.
  6. are there any pics of these concentration camps?

    are there any pics of these concentration camps?
  7. I'd have told the cheeky leeches to stop...

    I'd have told the cheeky leeches to stop slobbering in front of my shoppe
  8. What happened - did someone knock your hood off?

    What happened - did someone knock your hood off?
  9. I'm not sure IT is that good any more. I was...

    I'm not sure IT is that good any more.

    I was an IT contractor for years and I peaked out at $900 a day in the late 90's.

    Now I have a software company and I have amazing staff here in Asia...
  10. I am perplexed - Who on earth made...

    I am perplexed

    - Who on earth made shoe-fucking illegal?
    - Why on earth did they make shoe-fucking illegal?
    - What size were the shoes?
    - Can I fuck shoes in my own home?
    - Do shoes have to be...
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    Hard to say. As you get older, many things...

    Hard to say.

    As you get older, many things around you change without you noticing - like the speed of cars. When I was a lad 0-60mph in 7 seconds was considered fast and sub 4 seconds would only...
  12. I thought I heard knocking noises from the back!

    I thought I heard knocking noises from the back!
  13. Fine Arts Basket Weaving Philosophy

    Fine Arts
    Basket Weaving
    Philosophy
  14. Phuket is totally corrupt. I knew a guy...

    Phuket is totally corrupt.

    I knew a guy rented a house to a politicians son there and the son paid no rent and was using the place to sell drugs.

    He paid money to someone Thai "with sway" to...
  15. "Can we fuck my friend together " is often what...

    "Can we fuck my friend together " is often what is known as a test. "Yes" in that case would not be the desired answer.
  16. It's 2021 - so has to be asked. Do either of...

    It's 2021 - so has to be asked.

    Do either of these women have a penis?
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    Here's John Lemon - named by my 11 year old after...

    Here's John Lemon - named by my 11 year old after his colours

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/05/94.jpg

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/05/95.jpg

    And this lovely fella...
  18. I can recall my first every serious girlfriend in...

    I can recall my first every serious girlfriend in the UK - about all I can remember now is
    - Massive tits, tiny waist
    - Completely psychotic
    - I Couldn't drive more than 20 miles without her...
  19. I am not sure I understand the term "not allowed"...

    I am not sure I understand the term "not allowed" - could you expand on that for me?
  20. Cool This place is a great "open zoo" - going...

    Cool

    This place is a great "open zoo" - going round in a golf buggy is a great day out - the apes you see close to he start of the trip are cleverly out of reach but there's no cage.

    Feeding...
  21. I never married a western woman - what did I miss?

    As I eek past middle age into my 50's - and having landed here in the my late 20's - one experience I never had was marrying a western woman.

    I was wondering what I have missed out on. I am on...
  22. My missus once took me to a ladyboy bar because...

    My missus once took me to a ladyboy bar because she had her 'suspicions' about me. These suspicions were based on me telling her I'd given it a 'college try'. My thoughts - why not get a pre-op and...
  23. About 1% of COVID sufferers need hospital. You...

    About 1% of COVID sufferers need hospital. You think this celebs kids should take beds because they had a cough?

    Right....
  24. His kids had coughs and he wants a hospital bed...

    His kids had coughs and he wants a hospital bed for them?
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    This is like religion. People are raised to...

    This is like religion. People are raised to believe certain things like:
    America has the best health care in the world
    America is the 'free-est" nation in the world
    America is the greatest nation...
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    It's an odd one for sure. I think you made the...

    It's an odd one for sure.

    I think you made the right move to not go and hear the apologetic teacher as you were on the beer. But that also means you don't know how genuine the apology was - but...
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    Not sure how I managed this - but a while back I...

    Not sure how I managed this - but a while back I was in Power buy and could not believe the price of the 65 inch TVs - so I got one for less than 30k. When they fitted it, I found out it didn't work...
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    Samsung a32. About 5-6000 baht. Does everything...

    Samsung a32. About 5-6000 baht. Does everything an iPhone can do, except have you running around for non standard cables.
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    I am the master of this castle, mate - I play...

    I am the master of this castle, mate - I play what I want, when I want, as loud as I want.

    Obviously - with headphones off, so the wife doesn't shout at me.
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    Well - it got worse. And I swear this is true....

    Well - it got worse.

    And I swear this is true. I was relying on the Maid coming tomorrow - but her mother died and so she won't be coming in. Sort of inconsiderate to not wait till Tuesday IMO.
    ...
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    I have Amazon Prime - don't rate it much - thanks...

    I have Amazon Prime - don't rate it much - thanks for the reminder - just cancelled
    Apple - good for movies, not much on Apple+ (has series etc)
    HBO Go Asia is pretty decent IMO - cheap - a keeper...
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    Tricky Songkran Situation

    So here's the deal.

    Today, the wife and daughter left to Nakhorn Nowhere for a week and number 1 son left for a week to Hua Hin/Khon Kaen (depending on who you ask) for a week.

    All good so far...
  33. I get their stance. Imagine a country of a...

    I get their stance.

    Imagine a country of a billion people with barely a decent sized schlong between them.
  34. Odd, I wouldn't recognise my lawyer by her naked...

    Odd, I wouldn't recognise my lawyer by her naked ass
  35. Bit rich that comment, considering the venue.

    Bit rich that comment, considering the venue.
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    The right don't do humour? But the left are...

    The right don't do humour?

    But the left are constantly trawling through comedians past jokes and comments to cancel them.

    Here's the thing, if you want a laugh, watch a comedian, not CNN or Fox.
  37. 17 isn't a child, so l find the headline a bit...

    17 isn't a child, so l find the headline a bit unfair....

    BUT....

    I couldn't have any sort of relationship with someone that young because

    - I don't like K-Pop
    - I like women with a few...
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    Looks very cool. Has it changed your...

    Looks very cool.

    Has it changed your relationship with the locals at all?
  39. You have to marvel at how dumb people are. If...

    You have to marvel at how dumb people are.

    If these women were men, they'd be in Pattaya buying houses in their 18 year old girlfriends name.
  40. Yeah - bad builds and a lot of those sois (Ruam...

    Yeah - bad builds and a lot of those sois (Ruam Rudee is especially bad) have poor access for emergency services.
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    Yes - was also going to have solar panels added...

    Yes - was also going to have solar panels added as part of the project 'cause the air con will be on a lot.

    Plus - I recall a firm in Pattaya that does very good insulation work, so will dig...
  42. I don't get this - the processing plant was a...

    I don't get this - the processing plant was a business, or govt owned?

    Don't they have to clean up after themselves? They just left that stuff there?
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    Didn't get the memo

    I may come off dumb as a rock here but...

    The wife's car had a slow puncture today, so I thought I'd check the spare on mine.

    It has no spare, it doesn't have run flats but it does have a...
  44. One down....

    One down....
  45. Do luxury homes usually collapse?

    Do luxury homes usually collapse?
  46. Any reason this won't be as bad as satellite TV...

    Any reason this won't be as bad as satellite TV was here? Like technical reasons...?
  47. Shoot the bloody reporter - I don't want another...

    Shoot the bloody reporter - I don't want another year of lockdowns.
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    Loft Conversion

    Hi All

    I'm at the point where I am looking to extend the home-office and maybe have a bit of a man-cave thing going on.

    I've got 2 choices

    1 - Build it on top of an extension we have on the...
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